- Jim Reston: [Reston proposes a chain of brain surgery boutiques with an unique advertising campaign] Had a bad childhood? We can fix it!
- Dana Martin: Now don't get mad, but I...
- Dr. Rex Martin: When you start a sentence like that, it signals my brain that something is coming that I absolutely will get mad at and before I know it, ugly pheromones are rocketing through my system and I'm ready to kill. Did you have a nice day?
- Dr. Rex Martin: Just remember, Hal, that just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
- Dr. Rex Martin: I'm not dead yet
- [last lines]
- Dr. Rex Martin: [now a brain in a glass jar] I'm thinking... this will be interesting