Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

Glenne Headly: Janet Colgate

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• Janet Colgate : Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.

• Freddy Benson : [telling a phony story to sucker Janet into giving him money]  I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance... we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won!

  Janet Colgate : That's great!

  Freddy Benson : And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing... and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor!

  Janet Colgate : [gasps]  Who was she with?

  Freddy Benson : Denny Terrio, the host of Dance USA.

• Janet Colgate : You heard that awful story about his girlfriend and the dancer. How did that make you feel?

  Lawrence Jamieson : It made me physically sick.

• Janet Colgate : If you're ever in Cleveland, will you call me?

• Janet Colgate : So, Nikos Papandropolous, I'd like you to meet the favorite son of Australia, Chips O'Toole.