Return to Mayberry (1986 TV Movie)

Howard Morris: Ernest T. Bass

Quotes 

• Ernest T. Bass : Sheriff Andy"s back in town. Sun goes up, pants fall down.

• Ernest T. Bass : [getting his picture taken]  May I have a copy of that for my purse?

• Ernest T. Bass : [his family rides into the wedding on their truck]  Happy Wedding Mr. and Mrs. Sheriff!