One Crazy Summer (1986)
Rich Little: Disc Jockey
Quotes
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Disc Jockey : [Closing scene] F.M. music-money time. This is it. We're looking for caller number 50! Good luck. You're on the air!
Uncle Frank : Hello?
Disc Jockey : Hello!
Uncle Frank : This the contest at the radio station?
Disc Jockey : I hope you're sitting, 'cause you've won $1 million!
Uncle Frank : Jesus Christ, I won!
Disc Jockey : lt's all yours!
Uncle Frank : This changes everything for me. I deserve this. I've been sitting, waiting, day after day, in this room waiting for your lousy song. And I've gotten through! I feel so lucky, so blessed, so powerful!
[Accidentally yanks the phone cord out of the wall]
Disc Jockey : Congratulations!
Uncle Frank : Hello?
Disc Jockey : Hello? We seem to be cut off. Let's take another caller. You're on the air.
Lady radio caller : Did I win?
Disc Jockey : You sure did. You better believe it, lady. $1 million is all yours!
Lady radio caller : l can't believe it!
Disc Jockey : It's certainly been a great summer for you.
Disc Jockey : [Uncle Frank goes insane and fires a rocket at the radio station] Just a second. There's a rocket coming in here.
[the Disc Jockey runs from the station]
Lady radio caller : A rocket? Wait, what about my money?
Lady radio caller : [the station is destroyed] Hello? Hello? ls anyone there?