Sixteen Candles (1984)
Haviland Morris: Caroline
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Quotes
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The Geek : Damn Mom, I've got my headgear on!
Caroline : [annoyed] Will you wake up?
The Geek : [opens eyes] Where the hell am I?
Caroline : I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are.
The Geek : I'm Farmer Ted.
Caroline : You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.
The Geek : You own a church?
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Caroline : [after they wake up in the Rolls Royce] I never went out with a freshman. Not even when I was a freshman.
The Geek : Me either.
Caroline : You were pretty crazy.
The Geek : I was?
Caroline : Yeah. You know what I like best?
The Geek : My clean, close shave?
[Background music: The clean, close shave]
Caroline : No. Waking up in your arms.
The Geek : These things?
[They start kissing, then Jake shows up]
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Caroline : [while drunk] You're such a poop.
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Caroline : [At the dance, about to go to Jake's house] God, I love it when your parents are out of town. I fantasize that I'm your wife and we're the richest, most popular adults in town. I owe all my great weekends to you.
Caroline : [She pauses, upset that Jake isn't excited] What's your problem?
Jake : What?
Caroline : You've been acting weird all night. Are you screwing around?
Jake : Me? Are you crazy?
Caroline : I don't know, Jake. I'm getting strange signals.
Jake : Well, they're not comin' from me. Everything's fine. Don't have a cow.
Caroline : Okay. Just remember one thing. I can name a hundred guys who'd kill to love me.
Jake : Is that a threat?
Caroline : It's a fact, Jake.
