Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Maureen Stapleton: Ma Kelly
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Quotes
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Ma Kelly : Open up! It's Ma Kelly!
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen : [opens her door] What do you want? Get out of here.
Ma Kelly : I got to talk to you.
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen : We don't have nothing to say to each other.
Ma Kelly : We got plenty to say to each other. We got a lot in common.
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen : Yeah, what?
Ma Kelly : We both scrub floors. We're both swell lookers. And neither one of us is Chinese.
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Tommy Kelly : [Ma Kelly pours a shot for Tommy] Mom, it's Prohibition.
Ma Kelly : Aw, shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.
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Ma Kelly : Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!
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[Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody]
Tommy Kelly : Mom, it's prohibition!
Ma Kelly : Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!
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Ma Kelly : I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.
Tommy Kelly : Mom!
Ma Kelly : You wanna hump your brains out.
Tommy Kelly : [Tommy clamps his hands over Sally's ears]
Ma Kelly : [does mock pushups] Baboom, baboom, baboom, baboom!
Tommy Kelly : [Tommy drags Sally from the room]
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Ma Kelly : With a father like "Killer" Kelly, it's a wonder neither of you turned out to be a piece 'o shit criminal!
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Ma Kelly : I love him, but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
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[Johnny sees a steaming pot on the stove]
Johnny Dangerously : Whatcha cookin' here ma?
Ma Kelly : Beer.
Johnny Dangerously : With noodles! Great idea!
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Ma Kelly : The Lower East Side. This really sucks.
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Johnny Dangerously : Ma, you got to take better care of yourself. I don't want you living like this. I don't want you doing other people's laundry.
Ma Kelly : What are you saying? Give up me career?
