- Adam: Nelson, those are ''Playboy'' tits. I haven't seen ''Playboy'' tits anywhere except ''Playboy."
- Eesh: [to Adam and Nelson] You want something, you call Eesh. You need something, you call Eesh! You get in troubles... they work themselves out.
- Ernest Dalby: I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.
- Ernest Dalby: Your mother is sick to death about this!
- Nelson: Where is she?
- Ernest Dalby: Out shopping.
- Adam: Nelson, we're college students. College students don't work during Spring Break. It's unnatural. We're supposed to go fucking crazy. College students are supposed to go fucking crazy because after college, we're never expected to again. This is your chance. Don't blow it. If you don't go crazy now, then you are crazy!
- Arresting Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
- Ernest Dalby: Drinking? No no no. It was poured all over me.
- Arresting Officer: Sheriff, pour him into the backseat.
- Stu: You know what it's like saving money in New York? It's like making it with your sister - it's just not done.
- Nelson: He's here!
- Adam: Who's here, your stepfather?
- Nelson: Yeah!
- Adam: Oh shit! His stepfather's here!
- Nelson: That's his boat right there!
- Stu: Where's it supposed to be? Valet parking?
- Adam: Stu, you don't understand. His father's an asshole.
- Stu: Why? My father's an asshole.
- Adam: We're talking king of the assholes!
- Ernest Dalby: Now step aside.
- Nelson: Damn it, I said no. I'm through stepping aside for you. And that goes for getting pushed around, held back and screwed over too.
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