- George Jefferson: If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
- Florence Johnston: Where do you think I cash it now?
- Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
- Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
- Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!
- Mother Jefferson: I don't have to stay here and be insulted!
- Louise Jefferson: That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!
- George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic.
- Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!
- George Jefferson: This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...
- Louise Jefferson: Where we does our kitchening.
- Mr. Bentley: [Seeing Florence dressed like a civil war slave] What is this?... Gone With the Wind?
- Louise Jefferson: No... It's Uncle Georgies Cabin.
- George Jefferson: [Coming home, and seeing Florence dressed as a maid out of the Civil War] What's for dinner?... Pancakes?
- Mr. Bentley: [Seeing Florence dressed as a civil war era slave] Why do I get the feeling that we're about to be attacked by boll weevils?
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