The Longest Yard (1974)

Eddie Albert: Warden Hazen

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• Captain Knauer : Dammit, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake.

  Warden Hazen : Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. Why is it, do you suppose, that I can walk through this yard, surrounded by hate, and in total command?

  Captain Knauer : Because you've got 15 gun turrets all around you that say you can.

• Paul Crewe : You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about.

  Warden Hazen : What's that, Mr. Crewe?

  Paul Crewe : That you're not out here with us knockin' heads.

  Warden Hazen : I'm afraid I'm a little old for that.

  Paul Crewe : No, you never had the guts to begin with!

• Warden Hazen : Mr. Crewe, as old Mr. Sam used to say, 'In this institution, to get along, you go along.'

• Warden Hazen : How do you think we'd do against the pros?

  Paul Crewe : That team against the pros?

  Warden Hazen : Yeah.

  Paul Crewe : Well, you'd have a real problem.

  Warden Hazen : Well, how do you think we'd do against the cons?