Mary Tyler Moore (1970–1977)
Valerie Harper: Rhoda Morgenstern, Rhoda Gerard
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Quotes
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Phyllis Lindstrom : I just thought I"d see what you swingin" singles do for fun.
Rhoda Morgenstern : Same as you - sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.
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Mary Richards : Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn"t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern : No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!
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[staring at a piece of candy she is about to eat]
Rhoda Morgenstern : I don"t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
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[Mary is disappointed that she received a C plus on her essay from Professor Whitfield, while Rhoda earned a B on hers]
Rhoda Morgenstern : I"ll trade you my B for your "Where are we going tonight?"
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Rhoda Morgenstern : It"s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn"t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.