Hollywood or Bust (1956)
Dean Martin: Steve Wiley
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Quotes
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Steve Wiley : [referring to sexy movie star Anita Ekberg] Do I know her? She drives me crazy!
Malcolm Smith : [obviously excited] Me too!
Steve Wiley : She keeps coming to my back door and wants to borrow a couple of cups of sugar...
Malcolm Smith : Sugar? That's nice, yeah!
Steve Wiley : ...a couple eggs...
Steve Wiley : Oh, eggs! Good!
Steve Wiley : I go over to her place - I borrow a grapefruit or two...
Malcolm Smith : [aroused by the metaphor] Oh, that's cute!
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Malcolm Smith : Boy, I'm lucky. Do you know when I first found out I was lucky?
Steve Wiley : When?
Malcolm Smith : When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Pup Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Pup Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes?
Steve Wiley : No, but I will.
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[on his jingle]
Malcolm Smith : You like it?
Steve Wiley : I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!
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Old Lady : [getting into the car] You're a dear sweet young man.
[seeing the dog]
Old Lady : Oh my, does he bite?
Steve Wiley : [laconically] Only me lady.
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Steve Wiley : [watching Malcolm blow on the dice] Don't drown 'em - just make snake eyes!
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Steve Wiley : [to Malcolm] I'm thinkin' of somethin'. I'm thinkin' of double homicide - one for each of your heads!
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Malcolm Smith : Whadda ya want me to be, an Indian giver?
Steve Wiley : Yeah. Give her an Indian -- that's not so personal.
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Malcolm Smith : Is Gregory Peck one of your friends?
Steve Wiley : Well, where do you think he got his grey flannel suits?
[Peck starred in a movie that just preceded this one, entitled, The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit]
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Steve Wiley : [Waking from a nap in the back of the car] Where are we now?
Malcolm Smith : Oh, Chicago.
Steve Wiley : Chicago? How'd we get to Chicago?
Malcolm Smith : Did I do bad?
Steve Wiley : You took a wrong turn. I got too many friends in Chicago I don't wanna see. Now put the top up and let's get outta here.
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Steve Wiley : [Pulling into the Silver Spur Hotel] Our end, end of the line.
Terry Roberts : Yes, I guess it is.
Malcolm Smith : I guess it's the end of the end of the line, I guess.
