Barney Miller

A computer firm has difficulty retrieving embezzled funds. An educated young man claims to be under the influence of a voodoo curse.

A car thief"s conscience haunts him twenty-five years after the fact. An overzealous sanitation officer goes haywire. Levitt saves a child from certain danger.

Harris signs a contract for a new book. A lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning ticket. Luger manipulates Barney into writing a letter to his mail-order bride.

A computer game processor manufacturer is accused of espionage. A U. S. Army Specialist supplements her income as a prostitute.

A museum presses charges when an Indian lifts his tribe"s ancestral bones from an exhibit. A scoutmaster catches a mugger.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

A bookstore owner is angry when a strip club opens near his store. A man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

Dietrich feels guilty and resigns when he shoots a felon. A playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

A newspaper obituary creates a commotion when the subject is discovered to be alive. The detectives arrest a modern-day chicken thief.

Citizens are in a panic over rumors that the 12th Precinct is being shut down. A repentant hood can"t prove that he committed a crime.

Barney is charged with harassment when he arrests a blind shoplifter. An evicted tenant threatens a landlord with a musket.

A couple wants Barney"s assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick"s bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman"s magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish"s objections.

A porno shop reporting vandalism turns out to be a mom-and-pop operation being hassled by the parents" children. Harris arrests a numerologist who will only give his name as "1223." The squad members await their evaluations.

Dietrich"s old flame pays him a visit. A former child actor hits his agent with a telephone.

A man who hasn"t left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. A prophet claims the end is near, i.e. 5:30 p.m.

Wojo brings in a man for refusing to help a mugging victim, but Barney doesn"t think a crime has been committed.

Barney discovers that Harris has a second job. Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods. A racketeer is using a mentally challenged boy as an assistant.

Barney feels the aging process. Dietrich arrests an aging Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park. A Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.

Harris pumps a counterfeiter for his life story. A man takes exception to a cosmetic surgeon"s work on his wife.

The precinct"s newest detective is convinced that his colleagues are on the take and asks not to be included.

Street clowns are being attacked by a serial mugger. A hundred inmates are secretly evacuated from holding in the middle of the night.