For the winner, , who snagged a screenshot of my page at 1234 pageviews. Numbers are fun! :D
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9409420/

I only had this quote from their profile - "I am, in fact, a Hellhound/Vampire hybrid." - to work off of in terms of appearance (whether that quote was actually sarcastic/irrelevant is unknown). BUT WHATEVES. New victim regardless! ...ER...I mean WINNER!