It's not sarcasm or a plea for help. It's just the sound of someone falling between the two stools of politeness and honesty. I say things like this far too often.

Perhaps this time I can be forgiven, as some hideous epilatory disease or accident has clearly befallen me! Not really. I'm just playing with retooling Moult as a sphynx. Much more fun to draw, and I like how hairless characters cut against the grain (or weft, or whatever) of 'furry'.