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Low Gear With The Two Trixies...
In case you ever wondered what would happen if Trixie Ashearth (TA) and Trixie Mifune (TM ) met...
Art by
RockBaker. Dialog by 
EOCostello and 
Walt46.
Editing and Trixie Ashearth © EOC. Trixie Mifune © MMM&M. The extra M is for MOTORS! ;D
(TA) So what's this?
(TM ) That's a helmet/
(TM ) Well, this is supposed to protect your head.
(TA) Whuh? Why?
(TM ) ...
(TM ) I'll get back to you on the reasons. Just wear it.
(TA) WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't SEEEEEEEE! The SUN is GONE!
(TM ) You're wearing it backwards, Trixie.
(TA) Do yuh mean Trixie you or Trixie me 'cause there's two Trixies here an Imma gettin' CONFUSED! And my head hurts.
(TM ) Hang on. Let me pull this....what the? What's it stuck on?
(TA) Might be my lunch.
(TM ) Your...lunch?!
(TA) Yuh. This suit doesn't have POCKETS.
(TM ): It doesn't need pockets. You put your lunch in the box behind the seat.
(TA) But it's full.
(TM ) Of...what?
growling sounds from box
(TM ) What's in the box?
(TA) He's little an' he's cute an' he's greenish an' he's called Alf.
(TA) I think. It's on a LITTLE brass tag around his neck.
(TM ) (opens box but keeps face away) Sorry, Alf.
gout of flame erupts from the box
(TA) See? Keeps HOT food HOT!!
Alf clambers out, looking offended; M peers in
(TM ) But he's eaten all the food in the box.
(TA) Except what's in my helmet.
(TM ) Which is all over your face now.
(TA) I got CAKE an' ICE CREAM!
(TM ) (aside) I'd say she was getting a brain freeze, but I try not to make easy jokes.
grip hands Trixie A. a clean helmet
(TA) Akay, I put the helmet on like this....?
(TM ) Yes, so your ears stick out of those holes.
(TA) OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
(TM ) What's wrong?
(TA) Tryin' to fit both ears in one hole.
(TM ) There's one hole for one ear, and one hole for the other ear.
(TA) It's HARD 'cause it's like one of those PUZZLES that I could never do in school and in made me cry and the teacher would pat me on the head and say it's all right that lots of furs repeat the first grade three times.
(TA) Oooooooooooooh.
WEDGE!
(TA) Izzat okeh?
(TM ) Um, yeah, it'll do.
(TA) Whuzzthisflapdo?
flips down shade
(TA) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I don't WANNA go to bed!
(TM ) No one's telling you to go to bed.
(TA) But it's gotten DARK!
(TM ) flips shade up
(TM ) Better?
(TA) You're MAGICKAL! An' PRETTY!
(TA) That was a rilly rilly short night. Izzit summer?
(TM ) Still feels like it, yes.
(TA) So what's next on the list I hope it's venery or fellatio 'cause I like doin' that first thing in the morning.
(TM ): We have to strap you into the seat.
(TA) : Ummmm. Akay. Which way do I go in?
climbs in, nose on seat and tail on interior roof
(TM ) Put your rear on the seat, just like you do on a chair.
(TA) EN-SEAT!
(TM ) Okay, now hold still while I buckle you in.
(TA) Kinna tight in here. It's like playin' hide an' seek in the Master's house.
failure to strap over tits
(TM ) finishes strapping the wolfess in
(TM ) This is for your safety, so you don't get hurt.
(TA) From a GRUE?!
(TA) I'm scared of grues!
(TA) They eat lil' wolfs!
(TM ) We'll be going too fast for them.
(TA) Ah'kay. How fast are we goin'?
(TM ) closes passenger door; goes around to driver's side while putting her helmet on; gets in and straps in
(TM ) Very fast.
(TA) audibly blinks
(TA) Wuuuuh?
(TA) Ooooooooooh. PRETTY lights!
(TM ) closes two switches, arms the fire extinguisher, opens two more switches and presses a button
(TM ) engine starts
(TA) DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
(TM ) It just sounds like it.
(TA) It's got EYES there!
(TA)frantically pokes at buttons on dashboard randomly
(TA) gets a 70s oldies station on the radio
windshield wipers start
(TA) distracted by wipers going back and forth and back and forth
(TM ) shuts off wipers, leaves radio on
(TM ) Okay, you ready to go?
(TA) head keeps moving back and forth in time to the now shut off wipers
(TM ) releases the handbrake and shifts into 1st; car starts moving forward
(TA) EEEEEEEEEEE!
(TA) We're MOVIN!
(TM ) Yes, we are. shifts smoothly up to 4th as the car passes 60 mph in 2.5 seconds And we're going to be moving faster.
(TA) glassy eyed stare Whut's a Hotel California?
(TM ) What?
(TA) There's a fur squidged into that LITTLE BOX says he can't check out of an inn an' I'm pretty sure that's not right you should be able to check out of an inn if ya wanna go somewhere else or don't like it and pooety if they don't have wine that's BAD what kinna inn doesn't have WINE?
(TM ) as the car passes 100 mph) Yeah, that's not right. An inn should have wine.
(TA) ...
(TA) Wheeeeeee! This is fun!
(TA) leans over to put head out window, bonks head HARD on glass
(TM ) taking the first curve and barely touching the apex as she accelerates through it Careful. You might hurt your head.
(TM ) (mutters) If that's possible . . .
(TA) There's a window here!
(TA) headbonk #2
(TM ) Yes. Don't do that. It has to stay closed.
(TM ) negotiates a chicane
(TA) I gotta go POTTY.
(TM ) You'll have to wait till we finish this. goes through several more curves and a long uphill straightaway that ends in a left turn
(TA) But I rilly rilly gotta go POTTY.
(TM ) I'm going as fast as I can. Hold it in.
(TA) whimpers
(TM ) gets through the final turn and cuts the engine, braking down as the speed drops off We're almost there.
(TA) loud whimper
CUT TO FAR OUTSIDE SHOT: GREENISH CLOUD INSIDE CAR
(TA) I got good news!
car brakes, hard; engine shuts off
(TM ) coughing What?!
(TA) I don't gotta POTTY.
(TM ) eyes A, as if wanting to retaliate in kind Well, your ride's over, Trixie.
(TA) looks out window
(TA) Whuuuuuuh, we started here.
(TM ) unstraps, goes around the car and unstraps TA
(TM ) Yes, and we finished here, too.
(TA) I had FUN! wags tail
(TA) Whad we do?
(TM ) I was driving, and you were riding.
(TA) Drivin' whut?
(TM ) points at the car, as the pit crew starts airing it out I was driving that. You were sitting next to me.
(TA) attempt to understand -- failure
Pit crew coughing and sneezing
(TM ) sighs, take helmet off and removes A's helmet C'mon, let's get something to eat.
(TA) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Can we have CAKE an' ICE CREAM?
(TM ) Sure.
Art by
RockBaker. Dialog by EOCostello and Walt46. Editing and Trixie Ashearth © EOC. Trixie Mifune © MMM&M. The extra M is for MOTORS! ;D
(TA) So what's this?
(TM ) That's a helmet/
(TM ) Well, this is supposed to protect your head.
(TA) Whuh? Why?
(TM ) ...
(TM ) I'll get back to you on the reasons. Just wear it.
(TA) WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't SEEEEEEEE! The SUN is GONE!
(TM ) You're wearing it backwards, Trixie.
(TA) Do yuh mean Trixie you or Trixie me 'cause there's two Trixies here an Imma gettin' CONFUSED! And my head hurts.
(TM ) Hang on. Let me pull this....what the? What's it stuck on?
(TA) Might be my lunch.
(TM ) Your...lunch?!
(TA) Yuh. This suit doesn't have POCKETS.
(TM ): It doesn't need pockets. You put your lunch in the box behind the seat.
(TA) But it's full.
(TM ) Of...what?
growling sounds from box
(TM ) What's in the box?
(TA) He's little an' he's cute an' he's greenish an' he's called Alf.
(TA) I think. It's on a LITTLE brass tag around his neck.
(TM ) (opens box but keeps face away) Sorry, Alf.
gout of flame erupts from the box
(TA) See? Keeps HOT food HOT!!
Alf clambers out, looking offended; M peers in
(TM ) But he's eaten all the food in the box.
(TA) Except what's in my helmet.
(TM ) Which is all over your face now.
(TA) I got CAKE an' ICE CREAM!
(TM ) (aside) I'd say she was getting a brain freeze, but I try not to make easy jokes.
grip hands Trixie A. a clean helmet
(TA) Akay, I put the helmet on like this....?
(TM ) Yes, so your ears stick out of those holes.
(TA) OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
(TM ) What's wrong?
(TA) Tryin' to fit both ears in one hole.
(TM ) There's one hole for one ear, and one hole for the other ear.
(TA) It's HARD 'cause it's like one of those PUZZLES that I could never do in school and in made me cry and the teacher would pat me on the head and say it's all right that lots of furs repeat the first grade three times.
(TA) Oooooooooooooh.
WEDGE!
(TA) Izzat okeh?
(TM ) Um, yeah, it'll do.
(TA) Whuzzthisflapdo?
flips down shade
(TA) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I don't WANNA go to bed!
(TM ) No one's telling you to go to bed.
(TA) But it's gotten DARK!
(TM ) flips shade up
(TM ) Better?
(TA) You're MAGICKAL! An' PRETTY!
(TA) That was a rilly rilly short night. Izzit summer?
(TM ) Still feels like it, yes.
(TA) So what's next on the list I hope it's venery or fellatio 'cause I like doin' that first thing in the morning.
(TM ): We have to strap you into the seat.
(TA) : Ummmm. Akay. Which way do I go in?
climbs in, nose on seat and tail on interior roof
(TM ) Put your rear on the seat, just like you do on a chair.
(TA) EN-SEAT!
(TM ) Okay, now hold still while I buckle you in.
(TA) Kinna tight in here. It's like playin' hide an' seek in the Master's house.
failure to strap over tits
(TM ) finishes strapping the wolfess in
(TM ) This is for your safety, so you don't get hurt.
(TA) From a GRUE?!
(TA) I'm scared of grues!
(TA) They eat lil' wolfs!
(TM ) We'll be going too fast for them.
(TA) Ah'kay. How fast are we goin'?
(TM ) closes passenger door; goes around to driver's side while putting her helmet on; gets in and straps in
(TM ) Very fast.
(TA) audibly blinks
(TA) Wuuuuh?
(TA) Ooooooooooh. PRETTY lights!
(TM ) closes two switches, arms the fire extinguisher, opens two more switches and presses a button
(TM ) engine starts
(TA) DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
(TM ) It just sounds like it.
(TA) It's got EYES there!
(TA)frantically pokes at buttons on dashboard randomly
(TA) gets a 70s oldies station on the radio
windshield wipers start
(TA) distracted by wipers going back and forth and back and forth
(TM ) shuts off wipers, leaves radio on
(TM ) Okay, you ready to go?
(TA) head keeps moving back and forth in time to the now shut off wipers
(TM ) releases the handbrake and shifts into 1st; car starts moving forward
(TA) EEEEEEEEEEE!
(TA) We're MOVIN!
(TM ) Yes, we are. shifts smoothly up to 4th as the car passes 60 mph in 2.5 seconds And we're going to be moving faster.
(TA) glassy eyed stare Whut's a Hotel California?
(TM ) What?
(TA) There's a fur squidged into that LITTLE BOX says he can't check out of an inn an' I'm pretty sure that's not right you should be able to check out of an inn if ya wanna go somewhere else or don't like it and pooety if they don't have wine that's BAD what kinna inn doesn't have WINE?
(TM ) as the car passes 100 mph) Yeah, that's not right. An inn should have wine.
(TA) ...
(TA) Wheeeeeee! This is fun!
(TA) leans over to put head out window, bonks head HARD on glass
(TM ) taking the first curve and barely touching the apex as she accelerates through it Careful. You might hurt your head.
(TM ) (mutters) If that's possible . . .
(TA) There's a window here!
(TA) headbonk #2
(TM ) Yes. Don't do that. It has to stay closed.
(TM ) negotiates a chicane
(TA) I gotta go POTTY.
(TM ) You'll have to wait till we finish this. goes through several more curves and a long uphill straightaway that ends in a left turn
(TA) But I rilly rilly gotta go POTTY.
(TM ) I'm going as fast as I can. Hold it in.
(TA) whimpers
(TM ) gets through the final turn and cuts the engine, braking down as the speed drops off We're almost there.
(TA) loud whimper
CUT TO FAR OUTSIDE SHOT: GREENISH CLOUD INSIDE CAR
(TA) I got good news!
car brakes, hard; engine shuts off
(TM ) coughing What?!
(TA) I don't gotta POTTY.
(TM ) eyes A, as if wanting to retaliate in kind Well, your ride's over, Trixie.
(TA) looks out window
(TA) Whuuuuuuh, we started here.
(TM ) unstraps, goes around the car and unstraps TA
(TM ) Yes, and we finished here, too.
(TA) I had FUN! wags tail
(TA) Whad we do?
(TM ) I was driving, and you were riding.
(TA) Drivin' whut?
(TM ) points at the car, as the pit crew starts airing it out I was driving that. You were sitting next to me.
(TA) attempt to understand -- failure
Pit crew coughing and sneezing
(TM ) sighs, take helmet off and removes A's helmet C'mon, let's get something to eat.
(TA) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Can we have CAKE an' ICE CREAM?
(TM ) Sure.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Wolf
Gender Female
Size 1636 x 2251px
File Size 1.72 MB
He: What's wrong with her?
She: She's a blonde.
He: That explains everything.
She: She's a blonde.
He: That explains everything.
Yep. V-necked, uniform-esque jumpsuits on ladies with hourglass figures are SO sexy! (Bonus if they have zippers on the collars and/or waistbands in the middle.)
Happy Halloween.
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