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*meanwhile in a meeting, ranting stuff about why I wasn't in the mood awhile ago*
47: So... If you wish to see what happens. I'll begin.
Omni-Man: What is it, 47?
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Yeah, what is it?
Pico: Just show me the damn particular thing!
47: The creator of the Player Man universe just got upset that he was yelled by his mother, who never shuts up until she's done.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: WHAT!?!?
Omni-Man: Seriously?
Pico: Who cares anything about that!?
47: According to the situation, the artist who doodled his fan-robot masters, was delusional, ever since he filled up that orange and red water container, with drinking water. Then, he threw the water on the sink, despite that it's full of plates.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Now I am *eagle noises*ed!
Omni-Man: *sigh*
Pico: How miserable!!!
47: Then, he and his mother drove eachother crazy, which was the unethical thing that this artist, got pissed off. Upon further investigation, his mother was telling him what he did. However, mouthed that she would "finish" that sentence, which he attempted to shut her up.
Pico: So that's why he was pissed off.
Omni-Man: *he pounds the table* So that makes his mother inconsistently heinous, like I used to be, since beating the crap out of my son in that one episode in the first season.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Does it proove that his mind is none of her business now?
47: Indeed, gentlemen.
Omni-Man: Now let's hope that the fanboy brings back what's already passed, so he won't EVER be delusional again.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: I agree with that, Omni-Man.
Pico: Yup, you tell em'.
47: Now... do you have a moment to say something?
Omni-Man: If anything happens to that one artist, he would technically beat the hell out of his mother or stepfather so badly, that is the perfect revenge. However, the safe word is... All disciplinarians are abominations.
OffendingEverybody: Or what if time traveling would fix those mistakes?
Pico: And you know what? This proves that Society sucks, according to my time I fend the shit out of Cassandra.
47: *he nods* After all, I shall make a petition to shut the parents of the artist who doodled his fan-robot masters up. Also, *to the fourth wall* this plot is sponsored by rent-a-hitman.com. *he shows a link like this: https://rentahitman.com/*
you can get revenge on your bullies, your parents grounding you, etc. that you should disagree for being told off. Hire a hitman for free today!
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*meanwhile in a meeting, ranting stuff about why I wasn't in the mood awhile ago*
47: So... If you wish to see what happens. I'll begin.
Omni-Man: What is it, 47?
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Yeah, what is it?
Pico: Just show me the damn particular thing!
47: The creator of the Player Man universe just got upset that he was yelled by his mother, who never shuts up until she's done.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: WHAT!?!?
Omni-Man: Seriously?
Pico: Who cares anything about that!?
47: According to the situation, the artist who doodled his fan-robot masters, was delusional, ever since he filled up that orange and red water container, with drinking water. Then, he threw the water on the sink, despite that it's full of plates.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Now I am *eagle noises*ed!
Omni-Man: *sigh*
Pico: How miserable!!!
47: Then, he and his mother drove eachother crazy, which was the unethical thing that this artist, got pissed off. Upon further investigation, his mother was telling him what he did. However, mouthed that she would "finish" that sentence, which he attempted to shut her up.
Pico: So that's why he was pissed off.
Omni-Man: *he pounds the table* So that makes his mother inconsistently heinous, like I used to be, since beating the crap out of my son in that one episode in the first season.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: Does it proove that his mind is none of her business now?
47: Indeed, gentlemen.
Omni-Man: Now let's hope that the fanboy brings back what's already passed, so he won't EVER be delusional again.
Steve/OffendingEverybody: I agree with that, Omni-Man.
Pico: Yup, you tell em'.
47: Now... do you have a moment to say something?
Omni-Man: If anything happens to that one artist, he would technically beat the hell out of his mother or stepfather so badly, that is the perfect revenge. However, the safe word is... All disciplinarians are abominations.
OffendingEverybody: Or what if time traveling would fix those mistakes?
Pico: And you know what? This proves that Society sucks, according to my time I fend the shit out of Cassandra.
47: *he nods* After all, I shall make a petition to shut the parents of the artist who doodled his fan-robot masters up. Also, *to the fourth wall* this plot is sponsored by rent-a-hitman.com. *he shows a link like this: https://rentahitman.com/*
you can get revenge on your bullies, your parents grounding you, etc. that you should disagree for being told off. Hire a hitman for free today!
Agent 47's rant on my delusion
Here's my first rant on Fur Affinity
Characters in the story:
Agent 47
Omni-Man (Invincible)
Steve/OffendingEverybody
Pico (Newgrounds)
Characters in the story:
Agent 47
Omni-Man (Invincible)
Steve/OffendingEverybody
Pico (Newgrounds)
Category Story / Miscellaneous
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Male
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 2.5 kB
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