As you might have guessed based on his attitude and personality, Lazlo the deer despises a lot of things. Some of the things he has featured on his ever-growing list of hate includes babies, smooth jazz, politicians, the concept of love and coat hangers. At the top of his hate list, one thing in particular stands out. That being internet influencers. So when he saw a jobber bear named Duke filming a vlog at his local gym, you’d better believe that set the stag off! Without any warning or hesitation, Lazlo grabbed Duke by the arm and dragged him off to the nearest wrestling ring so he could “teach him a lesson”. He tossed the bear into the ring before he set up his camera to record the upcoming match. Before Duke could even ask what was happening, Lazlo began the impromptu match by slapping the bear across the face! And so the deer mercilessly beat up his foe for the crime of trying to gain followers online. Occasionally, Duke would take a break from the one-sided beatdown to try and fight back before quickly getting put back into his place. Lazlo proceeded to preform several painful moves on his foe and even tore his fancy singlet to pieces, exposing the purple thong he had worn underneath! After an hour or two of this, Lazlo decided to end the match by dragging Duke towards his camera and put him in a chokehold. He squeezed that furry throat between his bulbous biceps before the bear slowly passed out in his arms. With Duke knocked out, Lazlo left the camera next to his unconscious body as a warning not to film his gym exploits ever again. Unfortunately, it turns out that the musclebound stag should’ve done some research on the bear. As it turns out, Duke’s content is based around his jobber exploits and all Lazlo did was get him even more views. To make matters worse, Lazlo’s now getting bombarded with offers from other content creators to do “collabs” with them. Talk about getting hoisted by your own petard...


Oh boy, guys. It finally happened. I finally got got a co-commission with jobber_jay! For those not in the know, they regularly post artwork and stories on here featuring their OC’s getting absolutely wrecked in the ring. In case you couldn’t tell by their username, they LOVE whipping up new jobbers characters. One of those new characters happens to be Duke Bruine. Since he’s a new addition to the roster, we decided to put him up against my deer, Lazlo. Needless to say, the end results were beautiful!


Once again, Duke the bear belongs to   jobber_jay


  Pawmageddon did the art on this. Go pay them money to draw more ripped clothing.