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Karen Mailing Routine - SHORT FANFIC STORY
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*After lunch at an Italian restaurant, Garfield & Nermal head to the local mail station, alongside RH to pick up a package...especially since some of their mail delivery vehicles are going under maintenance.*
Garfield: "That pizza lasagna was certainly amazing!"
Nermal: "I know, right?!? Not to mention that Ronin knows what he's talking about, when ti comes to restaurants around Ring City!"
RH: mmhmm
*As they notice a deranged karen at the mail station...*
Garfield: "Uh...wow...is she on drugs? Because her behavior is not normal!"
Deranged karen: "I HEARD THAT!" *tries to go after Garfield in attempt to end him*
*The karen slips on a banana peel, only for Garfield & Nermal to tape her up with lots of packaging tape from the station! Even taping her mouth shut, afterwards!*
Nermal: "Huh...it appears our phones are out of energy...you know what I'm thinking?"
Garfield: "Box and ship this karen to Abu Dhabi?"
Nermal: "EXACTLY!"
*They place the karen in a big crate, only for mail station workers to drill it closed and label it to be shipped to Abu Dhabi.*
Garfield: *looks to the viewers across multiple universes* "What? She almost killed Jon and Liz, on their date!"
RH: .3. uhh 4th wall garfield
Garfield: *looks to Ronin* "Oh; sorry about that. But still; I didn't want to confuse the viewers; that's all!"
Nermal: "Fair point!"
*Years later, with "Garfield" cast members still alive and with Jon & Liz now married...and with Garfield sharing a story with Zoe Kimiko Kato when she was aged at 3...*
Garfield: "And that is why I never bothered boxing or shipping Nermal to Abu Dhabi EVER again...that's because the Entitled League is a menace among cults to Mobius!"
Nermal: *arrives with tea and snacks to the table where Garfield, alongside Zoe Kimiko Kato and her friends* "Tea and snacks are ready."
Garfield: "That's nice of you, Nermal. Ah...white chocolate macadamia, huh? Nice!"
RH: ^^
Zoe: ^^
Nermal: "Oh; that reminds me...since Zoe is into chess, I hear Chess Man is arriving to visit soon, for game night."
Garfield: "The famous strategist among the robot masters?!?"
Nermal: "You bet!"
Garfield: "Great news; I bet Zoe will love to meet him!"
Bob The Poe: *running with a pair of overalls on his head* "Catch me if you can!" *runs past by, outside the tea room*
Stupid Mario: *running with his underpants visible; a pair of tighty whities* "GET BACK WITH MY OVERALLS!"
Nermal: "Okay...THAT happened!"
YGO Abridged Marik: "That's a lot like that time where me and Yami Bakura stole the Pharaoh's leather pants.
RH: -snirks-
Zoe: :3
Nermal: "What brings you here?"
YGO Abridged Marik: "Game night...also diplomatic matters."
Nermal: "Fair enough."
RH: .w. ahh
Zoe: -sees Yu-gi-oh abridged of slenderman behind abridged marik and Bakura- uhhhhh
YGO Abridged slenderman: XD HI GUYS!!
*YGO Abridged versions of Marik & Yami Bakura scream and run away horrified!*
Nermal: "Okay...that was weird!"
Garfield: "But hey; it's Ring City...it's the weirdest place in all of Mobius!"
Nermal: "Fair enough!"
YGO Abridged slenderman: -chases them-
RH: .3. ya i saw their longplay of slender and also slender the arrival
DBZ Abridged Nappa: "I know, right?!? Hilarious!"
DBZ Abridged Vegeta: "Agreed!"
DBZ Abridged Krillin: *wears a Justin Bieber mask as he pops out behind them* "OH BABY OH!"
*DBZ Abridged versions of Nappa & Vegeta scream, as they run away horrified!*
DBZ Abridged Krillin: *takes off the mask* "Works every time!"
RH: XD hehehehehehe
*As folks laugh...*
Nermal: "Wow...that was clever!"
Zoe: O.o guess they're scared of justin beiber
Nermal: "With how bad his music was? Certainly!"
RH: kinda reminds me the time when i found a video of a Doom Wad of Doom slayer back when he was doom guy shooting him -shows the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKzNZQvh3-o -
Marie: .3. each time ya shoot him he says ow that didn't feel good
*Zoe giggles over the silly video game mod!*
Garfield: "That's silly!"
*Some years in the past, which reveals what happened with the karen in Abu Dhabi...*
*The karen heads out with the tape now off her...*
Deranged karen: "Where am I?"
Extremist: "SHE'S EXPOSING HER BODY IN PUBLIC; KILL HER!"
*The extremists kill the deranged karen DESPITE the fact that she was NOT NAKED.*
*One moral lesson behind this story? DO NOT go to Abu Dhabi, if you're a human...unless you want to RISK losing your life! Especially with how many women not looking for trouble were MURDERED there, in the past!*
*FIN*
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Karen Mailing Routine - SHORT FANFIC STORY
====
*After lunch at an Italian restaurant, Garfield & Nermal head to the local mail station, alongside RH to pick up a package...especially since some of their mail delivery vehicles are going under maintenance.*
Garfield: "That pizza lasagna was certainly amazing!"
Nermal: "I know, right?!? Not to mention that Ronin knows what he's talking about, when ti comes to restaurants around Ring City!"
RH: mmhmm
*As they notice a deranged karen at the mail station...*
Garfield: "Uh...wow...is she on drugs? Because her behavior is not normal!"
Deranged karen: "I HEARD THAT!" *tries to go after Garfield in attempt to end him*
*The karen slips on a banana peel, only for Garfield & Nermal to tape her up with lots of packaging tape from the station! Even taping her mouth shut, afterwards!*
Nermal: "Huh...it appears our phones are out of energy...you know what I'm thinking?"
Garfield: "Box and ship this karen to Abu Dhabi?"
Nermal: "EXACTLY!"
*They place the karen in a big crate, only for mail station workers to drill it closed and label it to be shipped to Abu Dhabi.*
Garfield: *looks to the viewers across multiple universes* "What? She almost killed Jon and Liz, on their date!"
RH: .3. uhh 4th wall garfield
Garfield: *looks to Ronin* "Oh; sorry about that. But still; I didn't want to confuse the viewers; that's all!"
Nermal: "Fair point!"
*Years later, with "Garfield" cast members still alive and with Jon & Liz now married...and with Garfield sharing a story with Zoe Kimiko Kato when she was aged at 3...*
Garfield: "And that is why I never bothered boxing or shipping Nermal to Abu Dhabi EVER again...that's because the Entitled League is a menace among cults to Mobius!"
Nermal: *arrives with tea and snacks to the table where Garfield, alongside Zoe Kimiko Kato and her friends* "Tea and snacks are ready."
Garfield: "That's nice of you, Nermal. Ah...white chocolate macadamia, huh? Nice!"
RH: ^^
Zoe: ^^
Nermal: "Oh; that reminds me...since Zoe is into chess, I hear Chess Man is arriving to visit soon, for game night."
Garfield: "The famous strategist among the robot masters?!?"
Nermal: "You bet!"
Garfield: "Great news; I bet Zoe will love to meet him!"
Bob The Poe: *running with a pair of overalls on his head* "Catch me if you can!" *runs past by, outside the tea room*
Stupid Mario: *running with his underpants visible; a pair of tighty whities* "GET BACK WITH MY OVERALLS!"
Nermal: "Okay...THAT happened!"
YGO Abridged Marik: "That's a lot like that time where me and Yami Bakura stole the Pharaoh's leather pants.
RH: -snirks-
Zoe: :3
Nermal: "What brings you here?"
YGO Abridged Marik: "Game night...also diplomatic matters."
Nermal: "Fair enough."
RH: .w. ahh
Zoe: -sees Yu-gi-oh abridged of slenderman behind abridged marik and Bakura- uhhhhh
YGO Abridged slenderman: XD HI GUYS!!
*YGO Abridged versions of Marik & Yami Bakura scream and run away horrified!*
Nermal: "Okay...that was weird!"
Garfield: "But hey; it's Ring City...it's the weirdest place in all of Mobius!"
Nermal: "Fair enough!"
YGO Abridged slenderman: -chases them-
RH: .3. ya i saw their longplay of slender and also slender the arrival
DBZ Abridged Nappa: "I know, right?!? Hilarious!"
DBZ Abridged Vegeta: "Agreed!"
DBZ Abridged Krillin: *wears a Justin Bieber mask as he pops out behind them* "OH BABY OH!"
*DBZ Abridged versions of Nappa & Vegeta scream, as they run away horrified!*
DBZ Abridged Krillin: *takes off the mask* "Works every time!"
RH: XD hehehehehehe
*As folks laugh...*
Nermal: "Wow...that was clever!"
Zoe: O.o guess they're scared of justin beiber
Nermal: "With how bad his music was? Certainly!"
RH: kinda reminds me the time when i found a video of a Doom Wad of Doom slayer back when he was doom guy shooting him -shows the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKzNZQvh3-o -
Marie: .3. each time ya shoot him he says ow that didn't feel good
*Zoe giggles over the silly video game mod!*
Garfield: "That's silly!"
*Some years in the past, which reveals what happened with the karen in Abu Dhabi...*
*The karen heads out with the tape now off her...*
Deranged karen: "Where am I?"
Extremist: "SHE'S EXPOSING HER BODY IN PUBLIC; KILL HER!"
*The extremists kill the deranged karen DESPITE the fact that she was NOT NAKED.*
*One moral lesson behind this story? DO NOT go to Abu Dhabi, if you're a human...unless you want to RISK losing your life! Especially with how many women not looking for trouble were MURDERED there, in the past!*
*FIN*
Based on a RP we did? I turned it into a short, silly fanfic story for RoninHunt0987 .
I hope he likes it!
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I hope he likes it!
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