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(the commercial opens up with a family, hypnotized by netflix"s squid game)
(we pan out to ami and blossom, with carrie, looking out the window in shock)
ami: another routine streaming?
blossom: and squid game!
(the hypnotized dad picks the next show, and there"s less to watch)
carrie: and there"s not much to watch!
all: they need our help! lets go!
(the clowns and wolves break out the window and delete netflix from their tv)
dad: hey! what was that for?!
ami: hey, we"re just doing you a favor!
blossom: listen, most streaming services these days like disney+ or hulu, keep jacking up their prices, not saying you shouldnt watch them, but they just want your money!!
carrie: and even worse, hbo max is deleting your favorite animated shows, tubi and other streaming services have ads that you CANT skip and most shows and movies cant stay on the streaming services forever!
dad: so what are you saying that me and my family should watch?
ami: (brings out a dvd) physical media! like DVDs and blu-rays! (brings out a vhs 2.0) we even have a new form of a classic piece of physical media called vhs 2.0! it"s the same as the original vhs, but it holds an extra 2 hours of film, it"s 5% bigger than the original and unlike the original, it"s just as crystal clear as dvd!
blossom: plus, dvds and blu-rays are less expensive than streaming! and there"s no ads in the middle of your favorite movies and shows!
carrie: so while big corporations are milking out crap like disney or some actually good stuff like dreamworks and illumination, actually that one"s an exception, we"re making physical media of your favorite stuff!
all: like us!
ami: including ami and blossom
blossom: the toy kids
carrie: jayjay and jackie, actually, dont watch that one, they hate me, but maybe watch some of our new content on dvd, blu ray and vhs 2.0!
dad: ok
(the family pops in the dvd of ami and blossom, the family turns to color and snap out of their hypnosis)
son: why were we watching squid game? that show sucks!
daughter: let"s go outside and touch grass!
(the son and daughter run out to the backyard)
mom: wow, deleting netflix helped my kids go outside!
ami: up bup bup! not only netflix, but also (deletes it as she says it) hbo max, because zaslav, disney+, because they lost their touch and live action crap, hulu, they’re in leagues with Disney, paramount+, ehh keep it, but hidive? absolute delete! peacock, w-what even is that? pretty much delete all of them except paramount plus, and ESPECIALLY THE KIDS APPS if you have little kids, just give them a dvd of their favorite shows and they wont be interrupted by ads!
family: thanks ami and friends!
ami: your welcome! toodle-o!
(ami jumps on a plane and flies with blossom and carrie as they break through the screen to the imaginami logo)
announcer: imaginami, streaming? who needs it!
want some more imaginami fun? check out https://www.toddlernami.com/jayjay-.....ie-s-treehouse
the vhs 2.0 thingy!
(we pan out to ami and blossom, with carrie, looking out the window in shock)
ami: another routine streaming?
blossom: and squid game!
(the hypnotized dad picks the next show, and there"s less to watch)
carrie: and there"s not much to watch!
all: they need our help! lets go!
(the clowns and wolves break out the window and delete netflix from their tv)
dad: hey! what was that for?!
ami: hey, we"re just doing you a favor!
blossom: listen, most streaming services these days like disney+ or hulu, keep jacking up their prices, not saying you shouldnt watch them, but they just want your money!!
carrie: and even worse, hbo max is deleting your favorite animated shows, tubi and other streaming services have ads that you CANT skip and most shows and movies cant stay on the streaming services forever!
dad: so what are you saying that me and my family should watch?
ami: (brings out a dvd) physical media! like DVDs and blu-rays! (brings out a vhs 2.0) we even have a new form of a classic piece of physical media called vhs 2.0! it"s the same as the original vhs, but it holds an extra 2 hours of film, it"s 5% bigger than the original and unlike the original, it"s just as crystal clear as dvd!
blossom: plus, dvds and blu-rays are less expensive than streaming! and there"s no ads in the middle of your favorite movies and shows!
carrie: so while big corporations are milking out crap like disney or some actually good stuff like dreamworks and illumination, actually that one"s an exception, we"re making physical media of your favorite stuff!
all: like us!
ami: including ami and blossom
blossom: the toy kids
carrie: jayjay and jackie, actually, dont watch that one, they hate me, but maybe watch some of our new content on dvd, blu ray and vhs 2.0!
dad: ok
(the family pops in the dvd of ami and blossom, the family turns to color and snap out of their hypnosis)
son: why were we watching squid game? that show sucks!
daughter: let"s go outside and touch grass!
(the son and daughter run out to the backyard)
mom: wow, deleting netflix helped my kids go outside!
ami: up bup bup! not only netflix, but also (deletes it as she says it) hbo max, because zaslav, disney+, because they lost their touch and live action crap, hulu, they’re in leagues with Disney, paramount+, ehh keep it, but hidive? absolute delete! peacock, w-what even is that? pretty much delete all of them except paramount plus, and ESPECIALLY THE KIDS APPS if you have little kids, just give them a dvd of their favorite shows and they wont be interrupted by ads!
family: thanks ami and friends!
ami: your welcome! toodle-o!
(ami jumps on a plane and flies with blossom and carrie as they break through the screen to the imaginami logo)
announcer: imaginami, streaming? who needs it!
want some more imaginami fun? check out https://www.toddlernami.com/jayjay-.....ie-s-treehouse
the vhs 2.0 thingy!
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