Contrary to popular belief, the myth of Sisyphus rolling the boulder up a mountain is NOT a metaphor for the persistent struggle against the essential absurdity of life.
It's actually a metaphor for having to roll your giant goat boyfriend to the hospital because he turned into a giant berry after having an allergic reaction to some exotic fruit gummies he got while on vacation to Los Mojitos.
Thank goodness hospitals in the furry world are equipped to handle these kinds of situations.
Drawing berry inflation is way harder than it looks. That's why this piece sucks so much. I am pretty happy with how I drew Chuck though.
Did you know the last time I drew Chuck with his default clothes on was TWO YEARS AGO?
I really am a degenerate.
It's actually a metaphor for having to roll your giant goat boyfriend to the hospital because he turned into a giant berry after having an allergic reaction to some exotic fruit gummies he got while on vacation to Los Mojitos.
Thank goodness hospitals in the furry world are equipped to handle these kinds of situations.
Drawing berry inflation is way harder than it looks. That's why this piece sucks so much. I am pretty happy with how I drew Chuck though.
Did you know the last time I drew Chuck with his default clothes on was TWO YEARS AGO?
I really am a degenerate.
Category All / Inflation
Species Goat
Gender Male
Size 2068 x 1782px
File Size 3.03 MB
Well, they were paradise fruit gummies. A childhood classic for any Mojitoan you can find at any old dimestore. They're made from the juices of the native paradise fruit, a purple fruit with ribbed skin that's about the size of a grapefruit. The flesh inside the hard rind is soft and juicy like a cantaloupe with a flavor profile of primarily pineapple with pronounced notes of oranges, peaches and dark cherries.
They're quite delicious but known to cause "allergic reactions" in non-Mojitoans so you should consume them with caution. But what are the odds you're allergic to a rare and exotic fruit from a foreign country? (About 2:3 according to the WHO)
They're quite delicious but known to cause "allergic reactions" in non-Mojitoans so you should consume them with caution. But what are the odds you're allergic to a rare and exotic fruit from a foreign country? (About 2:3 according to the WHO)
I'll take my chances for some good sounding fruit haha what's the worse that could happen
• Pigment discoloration
• Extreme swelling
• Loss of ambulation
• Severe sugar cravings
• Profuse "sweating" of juice (Hypernectosis)
• And a mighty large cleaning bill
And some cases of fructism have been known to become permanent.
• Extreme swelling
• Loss of ambulation
• Severe sugar cravings
• Profuse "sweating" of juice (Hypernectosis)
• And a mighty large cleaning bill
And some cases of fructism have been known to become permanent.
Hmm, that sounds good to me I'll take 2 fruits and see what happens, hoping for permanence
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