Happy Birthday You Glorious Twat
Today marks the birthday of my wonderful husband, lotharhex
26 years ago, this man exploded out of his mum's vagina and grew up to be the wonderful twat I know and love <3
Also convenient censorship is convenient.
GOD Look at that, even I would totally do me hard
Oh god I can only imagine what kind of captions that could go under this image
Go to lotharhex's page and wish him a good one!
Raye belongs to me
Lothar belongs to lotharhex who belongs to me :3
In keeping with my tradition, I derped the hell out of these images <3 God I haven't done one of these in a while. Feels good man.
26 years ago, this man exploded out of his mum's vagina and grew up to be the wonderful twat I know and love <3
Also convenient censorship is convenient.
GOD Look at that, even I would totally do me hard
Oh god I can only imagine what kind of captions that could go under this image
Go to lotharhex's page and wish him a good one!
Raye belongs to me
Lothar belongs to lotharhex who belongs to me :3
In keeping with my tradition, I derped the hell out of these images <3 God I haven't done one of these in a while. Feels good man.
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...Should have been a cellphone with the screen making it imposable to see her nethers. But that's me, still a funny pic xD
That could be another good obstruction X3 when I did this image i was thinking of Lothar's expression being more toward the whole OMG WOMAN LET ME REDEEM THIS COUPON NAO
Now I have the song "I'm too sexy" or w/e it's name is stuck in my head XD
Oh god, if only you did animation, just a short loop of her dancing with Lothar censoring it and that song playing and him being all D8 face
In a swirling vortex of cum form everyone orgasming at the same time over the image YOU created.
so his getting 2 shows XD the pole show, and a priveit one later heheh
Haha yeahy ou're right, what was I thinking? Not Silly?? P'shaw
Oh babeh the toes are the ones that sealed the deal <3
nothing says ZOMG SEXY than unusually bent toes
Haha thanks :)
nothing says ZOMG SEXY than unusually bent toes
Haha thanks :)
lol, i love Lothar expression he's like "MOAR!" and Raye is "RAAAAH K" xD
i think the qustion on everyones minds is
"Where the fuck do i get a sex coupon?"
X3
"Where the fuck do i get a sex coupon?"
X3
You can win them in contests or find them on the floor. Whichever comes first ;p
Goddamn that ticket gettin' in my wa- I mean, um... ... ... ...*embarassed face* *shuffles away*
Geez, that bit made me sound like some creepy guy looking in a bedroom window. :(
The expressions amuse me, it's like how a straight virgin man would look when getting fisted. :3
Geez, that bit made me sound like some creepy guy looking in a bedroom window. :(
The expressions amuse me, it's like how a straight virgin man would look when getting fisted. :3
Or it could be the look of pure lust. We are not known to have great sexfaces... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5019097/
An easy mistake. The look of love is neither pretty or pleasant to have
The faces are just too funny XD Congrats for him on his birthday ^^
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VALENTINES GIFT XD
Best gift ever, I think the derp faces get him off
Best gift ever, I think the derp faces get him off
I've been thinking about it all day! oh what to do on valentine's day, oh what to do?!
And the pink eye and implausibly curled toes. ;D
And the pink eye and implausibly curled toes. ;D
That's okay, sometimes, when in love, or in lust we do't always have the best faces http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5019097/ ;)
being married myself, yeah I know. though I think that's a face neither have made
Oh god, uh... hmm.... there's just too many.... I don't even know where to begin!
I couldn't help but chuckle at your expression. CX But great picture. :3
DO NOT DENY MY SEXINESS, YOU KNOW YOU ARE SO 'OMG SHE'S ALL HAWT AND SHIT, AND LOOKEEDEM TOES!"
Well... I'll give you the toes, but nothing is less sexy than having to get a tetanus shot after a bj, which is what Lothar's heading for.
He should have thought of that when he saw the rabid foam on my face. He insisted D:<
DAMN WHERE DID IT GO I FOUND IT A COUPLE DAYS AGO I DIDN'T THINK IT MEANT ANY THING WHERE IS IT DAMN IT ALL TO HADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WHERE IS MY COUPON *ROLLS IN A BALL AND CRIES*
*why I'm crying it blows by my face * oh their it is ...*it keeps going * I'll be back , get back you little......
*Is sitting with Calbeck in the cheap seats, looking with binoculars*....damn I think the lenses cracked from that hawt action there >w>
This should be a Valentines Day Card, cause if it were I'd totally buy it XDDD
Ya can never have enough derped stuff ;3
Lul, my b-day is in a couple of months, and I find it funny that seeing your husband turn 26 makes me feel young, yet the thought of me turning 19 makes me feel old D:>
Anyways, silliness aside, congrats to your husband on making it another year, and may you both live plenty more together in happiness and love <3
This should be a Valentines Day Card, cause if it were I'd totally buy it XDDD
Ya can never have enough derped stuff ;3
Lul, my b-day is in a couple of months, and I find it funny that seeing your husband turn 26 makes me feel young, yet the thought of me turning 19 makes me feel old D:>
Anyways, silliness aside, congrats to your husband on making it another year, and may you both live plenty more together in happiness and love <3
You know ive actually thought of doing these un-valentines day cards featureing something this retarded XD
Well remind me when your bday is giving me two weeks time so i can get it to you probably a day late :D
Thanks :D <3 I appreciate it ^^
Well remind me when your bday is giving me two weeks time so i can get it to you probably a day late :D
Thanks :D <3 I appreciate it ^^
DO IT!~ OWO
I'll try if my college schedule allows me >.>
No problem
I'll try if my college schedule allows me >.>
No problem
Note me your bday and I'm sure I'll get something done for you. If you have a 'theme' you want me to give a try that would also be handy :D
Nothing you've seen is sexier than this. The foam at the mouth is what sells it.
XD Actually, I can't stop thinking of your previous "I'M SEXY DAMN IT!" Pic from when you two were sick. =3=;
Happy birthday to him! 'Glad that you were able to indulge in some derpiness, there, too ^_^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Can I get a pass to for my birthday??????
anyway I love your sense of humor
very funny ^^
Can I get a pass to for my birthday??????
anyway I love your sense of humor
very funny ^^
How about a derp-birthday image? ;) Just give me two weeks heads up so I can get it to you a day late. :3
if oyu want
my b-day is in April HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
^^
my b-day is in April HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
^^
you may need to remind me if you still want it by that time ^^ Best time to do it would be two weeks prior that way I have enough time to think of something :)
Thankyou for the great continuing lawls! lol. As a;ways, great pic and just funny as heck, I wish I had one of those coupons too, I would redeem it if I could on a lucky lady
Sadly there were two coupons for this and they both were given to lotahr sorry :c and haha thanks ;) glad you like
*Curls up and cries in a corner* But...but...I wanted one of those coupons too! I'd love a Derpy Birthday pic myself, but not my Birthday until in May lol *Silently curses March and April, shaking his fist*
haha if you still want one for your bday the best thing to do is remind me two weeks prior, gives me enough time to think of something :)
lol, nice work as always XD
I want to say sexy but I can't stop laughing XD
I want to say sexy but I can't stop laughing XD
I know I commented on this a long time ago but I JUST remembered my ex gave me a sex coupon once but when I tried to redeem it she said it expired last week XD
yeah I was pretty upset about it then but now I just laugh at it XD
*offer expires in the next .15 of a second, further restrictions may apply, see vagina for details*
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