~ "Prepare yourself! As the mightiest kunoichi of The Crescent Moon Village, you have the honor of having your life taken by my hands...err feet? Or like..ya know..if I use ninjutsu or blades...I can like...uhh...those who....ugh...screw the formalities..."GET FUCKIN WRECKED SCRUB!!" ~
- As you look up into the night sky, you witness a large pair of amphibian feet descending upon you at lightning speed, just as the slick soles and tough toes break your jaw at Mach speeds...you hear the voice of this nightly assassin bellow out a war cry that sounds oddly like an angry Cali surfer girl yelling profanities...an oddity when considering you"re walking out of a Waffle House at 2am in Kentucky...seriously...why are you in Kentucky getting your face stepped on by a giant frog at a waffle eatery? -
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Greninja © GameFreak/Nintendo
Art - Takesu
Ara - Cornchip21
Takesu"s Upload
- As you look up into the night sky, you witness a large pair of amphibian feet descending upon you at lightning speed, just as the slick soles and tough toes break your jaw at Mach speeds...you hear the voice of this nightly assassin bellow out a war cry that sounds oddly like an angry Cali surfer girl yelling profanities...an oddity when considering you"re walking out of a Waffle House at 2am in Kentucky...seriously...why are you in Kentucky getting your face stepped on by a giant frog at a waffle eatery? -
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Greninja © GameFreak/Nintendo
Art - Takesu
Ara - Cornchip21
Takesu"s Upload
Category Artwork (Digital) / Paw
Species Pokemon
Gender Female
Size 1717 x 2146px
File Size 2.9 MB
Not a bad way to go out. Damp soles being squished into your face~ 🥰
sounds like a really fun time... How do the individuals that actually hate being stepped on get lucky enough to have it done to them?
I mean it's not my fault I'm in Kentucky, but to be in a Waffle House? Yeah, my life really had to mess up somewhere...
Why targeting the weak, if you could mess with me? Ah right, you don't got the stones to do that. I'd blast you to bits after all.
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