Hawkeye: Finally! Alone at last. Now I can enjoy myself.


Narrator: Hawkeye was left all alone in The Avenger's Headquarters & now for the first time, he can enjoy the perfect evening all by himself while The Avengers are away to have a hero meeting with Nick Fury at The Sheild Agent's Base. He was just going to ring of the gym section of the base to practice for their next mission, until...


Ronan: Hello, Hawkeye.


Hawkeye: HUH! RONAN?! WHAT, WHEN & HOW YOU GET IN HERE?!!!


Ronan: I'm here for the Infinite Gems, I got here when they left, & entering the code was a piece of cake. I mean Tony Stark? Seriously? That's his code?


Hawkeye: *sigh* I definitely need to talk to him about that code. I told him it's was way to simple.


Ronan: I know right. Anyways, like I said before, I'm here for the Infinite Gems & your the one who knows the code to unlock the door. Am I right?


Hawkeye: Yes, but I'm not going to give it to you. So, I'm afraid your out of luck, pal.


Ronan: You better give me that code or I will have to make you.


Hawkeye: Go ahead, but I like I said, your not getting that code from me & that's final.


Ronan: Fine! Have it your way!


Narrator: Yeeha, too bad you left your hammer back at your Spaceship.


Ronan: WHAT! RATS! I KNOW I FORGOT SOME....


Hawkeye: HYYYYYAAAA!!!


Narrator: With no time, Hawkeye used his Dragon Kick on Ronan, but misses him. He then tried to do it again, but this time Ronan saw the opportunity. He quickly grad hold on to his leg.


Hawkeye: What are going to do? Tickle my foot?


Ronan: Hmmm... There's an idea.


Hawkeye: *gulp* Me & my big AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

MOUTH! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!


Ronan: Didn't see this coming. Did you, tough guy? Coochie Coochie Coo!


Hawkeye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAN!!!!!!


Narrator: Hawkeye was in a ticklish situation as Ronan continues tickling his foot. Hawkeye didn't know he was that ticklish especially when he wore his boots for a long time. He laugh himself silly so much that he forced himself down to the floor. He tried to use his other foot to kick Ronan away, but that made things even worse as Ronan grab hold the other one. Now, Ronan has both of his feet & Hawkeye is in big ticklish trouble. Ronan then pull out a purple feather out of his pocket & began to tickle both his feet.


Hawkeye: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAN!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I DIHIHIHIHIHIHIHITN'T KNOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOW MY FEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE'RE THIS TIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHICKLISH!!!!!!!!


Ronan: Phew & stinky too, but this will stop if you tell me the code.


Hawkeye: NOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!!!!!


Ronan: Then Coochie Coochie Coochie!


Hawkeye: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!


Narrator: Ronan continues to tickle his feet with the feather from heel to his toes as Hawkeye was laughing himself to tears, but he has one last trick. He used his hands to tickle Ronan's armpits which make him giggle & then turn into barrels of laughs.


Ranan: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEY!!!!! NO FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIR!!!!!


Narrator: Then Ronan was forced to let go as Hawkeye was finally release, but he's not done yet though. He grab hold the big green alien villain's leg, pull off his big green boot, grab the feather, & tickle his foot. Now, it's Ronan turn to laugh himself silly.


Ronan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CURSE YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWKEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEYE!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!


Hawkeye: Phew! & you said my feet was smelly. You ready to surrender & leave our base be?


Ronan: NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!!!!!!

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!


Hawkeye: Then lets see if this will change your mind.


Narrator: & with that, he grab hold the other leg, pulled off the other boot, & tickle both his big feet by using the quill of the feather. Ronan was in hysterics when Hawkeye aim for his big green ticklish toes.


Hawkeye: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy have roast beef, this little piggy have none, & this little piggy cry whee whee whee, if he don't leave our base, I'll keep on tickling his feet. Coochie Coochie Coo! Tickle Tickle Tickle!


Ronan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOU WIN!!!! BUT IHIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI'LL BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACK!!!!!!


Narrator: & true to his word, he teleported himself to his Spaceship & left. Tired, but triumph, Hawkeye left the gym, grab some snacks from the kitchen, & watch T.V. in the living room.

Hawkeye was glad that not only he's alone again, but he didn't let his team down. However, he wonder what he will tell them about his ticklish fight with Ronan that night.


Hawkeye: *Thinking in his mind* Hmm.... Best not tell them including the big green guy. He'll never let that down.


Narrator: The End