Daft doodles looking after my sister's kids yesterday- they wanted to name them Oli and Poohead, though I had to put my foot down at Oli. Take my little cousin to watch the footie, and he's an Oli don't cha know, what's more I remember a chap-- *dissolves into awld fella mumbling*

I wager Penfold, being a waster, accidentally dropped one of his eyebrows in the Professor's cloning contraption or test tube what have you, so rather than a perfect clone of the perfect DM, you get a weird hamster/mouse hybrid DM that has a fatal fondness of sweeties or just plain stress eats when he's flustered, an overconfidence that hasn't ALL the capabilities to back it up, and has a yellow stripe right up its back. Still, eventually I imagine he and Hopalong being best mates as they train together - with Squawk's kid providing the gadgets and such.

Hopalong Charity @ Cosgrove Hall