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Dustin: hey guys welcome to another Woodfox Talks and Rants

Pixel: Hey bud. What got you into the furry craze?

Dustin: well... it's hard to say really i mostly remember it from seeing some questionable things in my childhood my earliest memory being that one sexy musical number in The Great Mouse Detective

Pixel: Ohh you mean with Miss Kitty? Nice.

Dustin: how about you?

Pixel: I grew up in the 90s so there was plenty of cartoons that got me into it and inspired some of my own characters

Dustin: same here in some way or another i believe i remember you telling me Julie was inspired by Leggy Lamb from that one Droopy cartoon and Trixi was inspired by Happy Tree Friends

Pixel: Yep. Sometimes we find a character with qualities we enjoy.

Dustin: indeed so why don't we celebrate the ones who get us into the furry fandom and has us drawing art of those sexy characters? X3

Pixel: Excellent idea! This is our list of the top 10 furry waifus. From tv shows to video games, and anything in between.

Dustin: there may be a cheat or two here but hey that's what's fun about these characters X3

Number 10: Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants)

Pixel: The land squirrel of Bikini Bottom, Sandy Cheeks is smart, strong, funny, and a worthy friend for Spongebob.

Dustin: Sandy of course made her debut in the second half of the first episode of the series Tea in the Tree Dome where Spongebob meets with Sandy fighting a giant clam he helps... as much as he can and afterwards Sandy invites him over for tea and cookies and Spongebob taking some fancy advice from Patrick [remember when he was dumb but also likeable?] goes to see her... but there's a problem... Sandy's tree dome is the only place in Bikini Bottom not counting the surface to be 100% pure air!

Spongebob: [coughs] ...with no water...

Pixel: She�s not without her own faults tho. She was overconfident when it came to getting her tail back from the Alaskan Bull Worm, and it ended up with her almost getting eaten.

Dustin: that and there was one moment we remember best in the episode Pressure Sandy goes competition mode on Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs to see who's better Land critters or Sea critters when the four sea creatures make fun of Sandy's suit and laugh she does this

Sandy: i'll show ya'll! i don't need this suit! [rips off her diving suit]

Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs: huh?

Sandy: and i don't need this helmet neither! [takes off helmet and shatters it onto the floor]

Pixel: It was tough putting Sandy this low, but there were just others that edged her down.

Dustin: yeah sadly she wasn't as fun as what she used to be she still does karate and is a proud Texan but later seasons after the movie turned her into a scientist i'm all for science after all Pixel's character Julie can be a scientist but only if it was introduced with the character what episode in the earlier seasons showed Sandy as a scienti-- [Pixel shows Sandy's Rocket] oh... forget what i said then ^^;

Pixel: Let�s move on.

Number 9: Kitty Katswell [T.U.F.F. Puppy]

Dustin: another character from another Nickelodeon series of course you all know that i as well as Pixel's sister Blake... [as a flaming fork flies past over Pixel's head]

Pixel: Woah!

Dustin: ...are no longer fans of Butch Hartman he was once a creator who did some great stuff but over time he's become somewhat of a douche in recent years even blaming Tara Strong for Mary Kay Bergman's suicide... not cool dude but his series Fairly OddParents [BEFORE it became as unlikable as modern Spongebob] and Danny Phantom are still considered great Nicktoons so we enter Butch's third and last good animated series he did before he would make the mess that was Bunsen is a Beast T.U.F.F. Puppy

Pixel: Kitty Katswell is the top agent of T.U.F.F�. And that�s all I really know. I have a confession. I�m not super familiar with the show.

Dustin: it's been a while since i saw this myself too but i'll help with what i can Kitty is indeed the top agent of T.U.F.F. one day going after Verminious Snaptrap one of the regular villains in the series she runs into a dog by the name of Dudley Puppy voiced by Spencer Shay from iCarly himself Jerry Trainor and the dog ends up as Kitty's partner in T.U.F.F. but while we like Dudley for the comedy especially since he's got a great voice behind him that's pretty funny we like Kitty for... [clap like sounds are heard from somewhere]

Pixel: ?

Dustin: [goes into the other room] hey! get outta here you perverts!

[whooping sounds are heard as running feet dissipate]

Dustin: [sighs] sometimes it can be weird working on this show

Pixel: Yeah. Kitty is quite the looker. Probably what made her infamous was a certain shaving scene.

Dustin: yeah i remember that one and... it was kind of a letdown... yeah i know this is a kid's show but take a look at Kitty wearing a bikini in an earlier episode and look at shaved Kitty it feels like we should be seeing more... or at least shave off ALL the fur and have her be in a bra and panties

Pixel: Uh huh.

Dustin: yeah so Kitty Katswll is an awesome secret agent and has quite the body to go with it but since she came from a series from a douchbag she's pretty low here

Number 8: Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog series)

Pixel: Introduced in Sonic Adventure 2, Rouge the Bat is a jewel thief who was hired by Eggman to steal the Master Emerald�s shards. She has since been seen working with Shadow and Omega. Rouge is on this list for two� big� reasons. (Screenshot of her bust)

Dustin: oh yeah :3 while i like Bunnie Rabbot from Sonic SatAM more Rouge is pretty much a close second she's one hot bat and needless to say when Sonic X introduced her to the show the saxophones were having fun showing us she is indeed our sex symbol XD

Pixel: While Bunnie Rabbot is also a good choice, Rouge just edges her out. I mean, have you seen all her fan art?

Dustin: oh yes she is indeed the fanart queen alongside Cream's mother Vanilla the only time i think they did Rouge wrong was this weird Pakistan McDonald's commercial

Pixel: Let�s forget this horror exists and move on

Dustin: right but still Rouge is one of Sonic's most sexiest females in the franchise a bit of a seductress similar to that of Jessica Rabbit a lot of fun :)

Number 7: Fluttershy [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]

Dustin: yes i know that TECHNICALLY these characters aren't anthro like what we've talked about before and no Equestria Girls doesn't count as anthro but i put her in because she is indeed my favorite pony in the 4th generation i even have a Hot Topic Vinyl of her still in the box along with Derpy Hooves as well as a keychain on my DS case

Pixel: An unconventional pick but you can�t talk about Friendship is Magic without the mention of the word, Bronies.

Dustin: yup whether you knew us back in the early 2010's or so you'll know that Pix and i used to be diehard Bronies when the show was still on the air in fact Pixel's fursona USED to be a pony called Pixel Dynamo but anyways Fluttershy is known for being the Pony with the Element of Harmony known as Kindness and she is indeed quite a kind pony she's very cute too

Pixel: Some of her highlights include standing up for herself and converting Discord to the side of good.

Dustin: indeed she's become one of my favorite ponies in the series and the fanart IDK why but it seems almost everyone wants to make Fluttershy a Double D buster :P

Pixel: An odd choice, yes, but one fans can appreciate.

Dustin: yeah i think you took influence on her too for Julie if i remember to go with her Leggy Lamb basis

Pixel: A bit, yes.

Dustin: indeed ^///^

Number 6: Gadget Hackwrench (Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)

Pixel: A personal pick of mine for many reasons. Gadget is smart, funny, and cute. ^^

Dustin: yup it seems everyone and their grandma knows of Gadget including a rat friend of ours who based one of his main OC's off of Gadget almost she's the daughter of Geegaw Hackwrench an old friend of Monty's she's a very good pilot too not to mention she's quite a looker even Chip & Dale gets excited to see her :3

Pixel: She was different from many girl member mary sues

Dustin: indeed she's pretty nice and it seems other people had ideas for her too... remember that one Robot Chicken sketch where she went... bottomless and the whole male crew couldn't stop masturbating? XD

(Pixel was gone and moaning was heard)

Dustin: oy vey... oh yeah we should also mention the recent Rescue Rangers movie that came out earlier this year while the canocity of this film can be questionable especially when considering Sweet Pete AKA Peter Pan may or may not have been inspired by Bobby Driscoll's downfall after his time as a child star ended Gadget while having a small role here does have some interesting things in it like for one... she's married to Zipper and has A LOT of mouse/fly hybrid children... how that works i have no idea [sees Pixel sketching] PIX! >:(

Pixel: ^///^ Sorry. Couldn�t help it. Love or hate the crackship, Gadget will always have a special place in my heart. ^^

Dustin: hehe if you say so X3

Number 5: Miss Kitty Mouse [The Great Mouse Detective]

Dustin: another mouse already? wow okay i've gone on record in more times than one that Miss Kitty Mouse from The Great Mouse Detective is a surprising, funny and very sexy part of this movie the only thing she did was sing, dance and show off a sexy leotard yet she's somehow become very popular Mikey knew what adult Disney fans wanna see even those that later become adults like me ^///^

Pixel: Pretty risqu� for Disney, that�s for sure.

Dustin: oh yes and Disney's done other risky things in the past the year before they made Black Cauldron but failed anyways Miss Kitty Mouse may have been seen for a brief moment but she certainly left an impact among furries and Disney fans

Number 4: Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Pixel: 2 words. Space Jam.

[a montage of Lola in the movie plays]

Dustin: yeah whether you love the movie or hate it you can't deny Lola Bunny is arguably the best part of the movie originally they planned to add in Honey Bunny from the Dell Comics but since they can't pull off a Minnie Mouse like Disney did ESPECIALLY since Bugs has done countless cross-dressing to screw with Elmer Fudd in the past they decided to make her an original character and she very much stuck since... for better or worse

Pixel: But we�re talking about the original today, from the wacky crossover of Nike and Looney Tunes which lead to the basketball movie that I�m sure made plenty of viewers furries.

Dustin: indeed she's shown off as an expert ball player and she's not a fan of being called "doll" it's been a while since i last saw Space Jam but it sure is fun and while some like the Nostalgia Critic are not at all fond of her "bunny boobs" others really seem to like her including us

Pixel: For the fans, Lola bunny certainly turned heads.

Dustin: indeed while some stay true to her design and character and others kinda go in a different direction... [cough! chatterbox in The Looney Tunes Show!] there's no denying Lola is a fan favorite... BTW i still haven't seen Space Jam: A New Legacy anything she did there i should know about?

Pixel: �� let�s� not talk about the sequel.

Number 3: Fifi La Fume [Tiny Toon Adventures]

Dustin: hehehe yeah you see what i'm doing here Fifi La Fume may not have gotten a lot of big roles but she is indeed a fan favorite within the Tiny Toons series more than Babs Bunny or Shirley the Loon obviously like most of the other Tiny Toon characters she was based on a specific mentor in Acme Looniversity in the case of Fifi hers was none other than the now banned Pepe Le Pew!

Pixel: Pretty much his female counterpart, it makes you wonder what if?

Dustin: yup in certain episodes she pretty much follows the same formula a male character ends up in the colors of a skunk, she chases after the male character and the male character shows he's not a skunk i think it was only done twice with Furrball and Calamity Coyote the one episode with Fifi i say doesn't work for me is the one where Elmyra tries to take Fifi as "her kitty" yeah... i don't really like this one especially since Elmyra NEVER got a comeuppance in the end

Pixel: True� but today is that day. [smirks]

Dustin: what do you mean?

Pixel: (presses button)

(Cut to Elmyra�s house)

[EXPLOSION!!!]

Dustin: [looks out the window] hehehe nice one Pix XD ...too bad she's still going to be featured in the upcoming Tiny Toons reboot :(

Pixel: Curse you toon force!

Number 2: Harriet (Super Mario Odyssey)

Pixel: My final personal pick. Yes she�s a bad girl. Yes she�s in one game. Yes, she�s a rabbit. Can you blame me?!

Dustin: Super Mario Odyssey is indeed a very awesome Switch game here i still need to play it i have it on my Switch i just haven't gotten the chance to try it out anyways Harriet is one of the Broodals you face in the game they're somewhat similar to the Rabbids only less...

Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dustin: ...that...

Pixel: Harriet wears an armored hat and uses her braids to throw bombs at you which you need to knock back at her in order to stomp on her. While only in that one game, it makes me hope the Broodals make a return.

Dustin: well there are rumors of an Odyssey 2 so... maybe? if they do have plans for a return i'd suggest something of a Paper Mario game that follows the original gameplay before the third installment but it's still a pipe dream we'll see what happens no promises but now onto the honorable mentions

Honorable Mention #1: Bellweather [Zootopia]

Dustin: yeah she is a twist villain but can you blame me? this sheep is so cute and fluffy X3 blame this Umbreon for getting me into sheep XD

Pixel: Oh hush. X3

Honorable Mention 2: Mirage (Aladdin animated series)

Pixel: A mainstay villain from the animated series based off Aladdin. Wielding dark magic, she caused lots of trouble for the residents of Agrabah.

Dustin: while Jafar can't be topped Mirage is a pretty good villain i haven't watched the show much but i am familiar with it in some spots... was Mirage behind that episode where Jasmine turned into a snake?

Pixel: I think so.

Dustin: i'll plan a rewatch and see

Number 1: Minerva Mink [Animaniacs]

Dustin: admit it all of you knew Minerva was going to be on here yeah she only made two main cartoons but she somehow left quite an impact in the furry community in more ways than one

Pixel: Appearing in a few episodes of Animaniacs, Minerva got her gags from raunchy behavior, and it was awesome! Nowadays, we don�t see it that much�

Dustin: indeed after both her main episodes were shown she just got put into the background as a side character despite being part of the intro before the end of it mostly because she was deemed too sexy she didn't make as many appearances as Pinky and the Brain, Buttons and Mindy, Slappy Squirrel or even Chicken Boo! but she is well known for making a lot of kids interested in this character the 2020 reboot on the other hand... while showing a small cameo of her along with the other Animaniacs side characters that aren't the Warners and the lab mice in one episode she did not make any appearances whatsoever... wasn't Animaniacs MORE than just the Warners and Pinky and the Brain?

Pixel: Yeah� while modern times haven�t done her justice, we�ll never forget the classics.

Dustin: indeed i for one want to see Minerva make a return and her voice actress Julie Brown in the comments of a petition to bring Minerva back has shown interest in voicing her again so maybe someday we can see Minerva make a return i wouldn't hold my breath but a return would feel nice even if the reboot wants you to only know of the Warners and mice

Pixel: And with that, that brings us too the end, but with so many other waifus, what are your picks?

Dustin: you can let us know in the comments below and we can see your picks that's all for this Talks and Rants see you next time :)

~skullz and Umbreon out