ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TIME

Here's what I want my Priest to look like as a goblin :>

*shitty unbelievable story ahead*

Father Darren was a Human Priest for most of his life. He spent his days educating and speaking to the children of Stormwind and Elwynn about war, courage, and hope. Darren's deep ties to the Light led him to speak the truth to anyone who listened, instead of filling them with fear and false idealogical teachings that his peers seem to push during their darker age of life.

Darren is so in tune to the Light, he lets it lead him to where the Light wants him to be. The father is a recreational resource collector, helping his comrades mine and extract minerals from the earth to help fortify their homes, or create fascinating machines and devices he later took interest in. Darren slowly began to learn the fundamentals of Engineering. His positive attitude and unending fount of wit earned him speedy passage through the basics of constructing machinery and whatever else he could get the Gnomes to teach him.

While Gnomish and Human engineering seemed to procure thousands of helpful devices, he heard through the tiers of Engineers in Stormwind of a Goblin who would apprentice outstanding Engineers in the Desert. Before Darren could even think about such a long and gruesome travel, the Light ables him to move forward towards this destination.

A month later, the priest arrives in Tanaris and begins to search for the Goblin Engineer. A week and many many persuasive conversations later, Darren convinces the Goblin Engineer Nixx Sprocketspring to Apprentice him. What business did a priest have learning about explosives? For a long time, it seemed like explosives were not Darren's forte. Eventually(and sporadically) the people of Tanaris would hear small and large explosions coming from the Priest's workspace. All the goblins would yell "Gratz , Father!" every time they heard them, earning the priest a notorious nickname, 'Gratz'. Darren stayed with Nixx in Tanaris so long, he eventually had to teach the priest how to reach schematics and speak their language. Nixx couldn't be bothered to teach him himself and (forcefully) hired 'Sprinkle' to give him lessons. While Darren could read Goblin just fine after a while, he speaks with a 'feminine accent', which couldn't be helped.

The Priest also engaged in mundane tasks to retrieve new resources for Nixx and would Travel to Strangethorn often by sea. During one of his later trips to the jungle, the Light leads the father to a more rural area, where he is confronted by savage Bloodscalp Trolls. The priest just barely makes it away with his life, but is cursed in the process. The curse doesn't appear to do anything until much later in his return to the Desert, where he's suddenly in severe, crippling pain and is knocked unconscious. When he comes to, he feels a lot shorter, and a whole lot greener...

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I KNOW IT WAS TOTALLY GAY

But yeah, Nixx and the other Goblins know who this green feller is almost instantly because he has Sprinkle's girly accent when he talks lolol

but that's also why his robes are flopping over a bit on the bottom (he trimmed his older battle robes).

/bandwagon