One day, away from the Acme Hanger, we see the incoming plane that looks a lot like a menacing dog with propellers on its head and on its backside. It’s none other than the Dog Chinook. While the strange air carrier zoomed across the sky, its mouth opened, presenting the most serious yet elegant pilot: Pilot Saluki. She rests on the machine’s tongue and presses some buttons on the control panel at the end of it. Not only that, she’s wearing a brown backpack that has a ripcord dangling on its side. She pressed the auto-pilot button and pulls out the interphone.

“Attention, Howling Aces, this is Pilot Saluki with an important message,” she said. “I like Bulldog to come into the cockpit and guide this plane back into the hangar since I’m going to test this unused parachute, I’ve found in the cargo bay. I’ll be back as soon as possible.”

When she finished her sentence, she adjusted the strap of her parachute and looked over the land. Without a minute to lose, she jumps off the Chinook’s tongue and dives down below. A few seconds of falling later, she smiled, holding onto the ripcord with her right paw. “Here we go…” She softly smirked before yanking the cord.

But to her surprise, she found her whole suit started to swell up. “What the!?” She howled in disbelief. Instead of a parachute coming out of the backpack, her whole suit expanded. Her mustard-shaded suit and red belt tear away when her body got bigger and puffier. It didn’t take long for her inner suit to finally break free from her ruined attired. With her inner suit fully inflated, she starts to hover down gently while bits and pieces of her suit flutter like confetti. Her arms, legs, and neck were imploded with her suit being a size of a wrecking ball. Feeling humiliated and indignant, the pilot growled, thinking…

What brain-dead dunderhead came up with this idea!?!

Yet again, why would she use anything that’s being left discarded in the first place? Do Cuphead and Mugman know anything about this?


Saluki belongs to Studio MDHR