WARNING: This story contains farts and fatal popping.

This story is inspired by the second dungeon from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Hope you enjoy it!

Characters:

Amy Neko-Fox - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44979830/

Hans Demon Horse - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41716809/

It was rainy evening among the rocky mountains. After meeting a tribe of anthropomorphic boar people in a cave community, a lone neko-fox girl has come to reclaim their mine shaft from a terrible monster. Courageously, the hero accepts their quest and makes her way into the dungeon. Finding an empty cart on an old railway track, Amy shrugs and figures that it's her best, fastest option. Diving in, the thing starts rolling into the depths of the mine shaft. Passing through several patches of darkness, the occasional lit torch on the walls bring her some comfort. BAM! Flying off the rails, the cart crashes into a huge circular room filled with various pieces of equipment. “Ugh... What next?” She whispers with a sigh.

Shakily standing up from the dusty ground, Amy finds something that's potentially useful – a wooden treasure chest. Grinning widely, the fox girl doesn't hesitate to open it up. Pulling out a tan leather bag, she looks inside and finds three spherical black bombs. “These might be handy...” Says Amy, perking up her ears. Suddenly, the wooden boards on a nearby passage burst apart and a red eyed stallion comes galloping into the chamber. While he neighs on his hind legs, the fox girl backs away cautiously. Hans – The Demonic Dungeon Dwelling Stallion has appeared. Like a frog, he spits out his long tongue and wraps it around Amy's ankle – dragging her towards his big gaping mouth.

Acting swiftly, she grabs a nearby pickax and throws it at Hans – bonking him on the forehead. Crying out, the horse lets her go and just stands there wickedly dazed. Pulling a match stick from her tail fur, she drags it across the floor, ignites it, and lights the fuse. Just before the monster retracts his tongue, Amy lays the sparkling bomb across its wet sticky surface. Pulling his long tongue back in, Hans accidentally gulps the thing down. Caught off guard by the dangerous treat, both eyes widen as the bomb explodes in his stomach – instantly inflating him like a giant balloon. Painfully wobbling in place, Hans lifts his tail and farts out the majority of the smoke. Alas, he's still fairly bloated.

Blowing steam from his nostrils, the potbellied stallion begins trotting around the room in circles. Whipping his tongue at Amy once again, she exhaustively dodges his weird attacks. Stylishly, the fox girl lights another bomb while attaching it during a midair flip. Once again, the demon horse stupidly gulps down a second explosive. BOOM! Going off in his bloated gut, he expands twice as big as before – now looking like a fine blimp with his limbs stiffly pointed straight out. Farting outrageously hard, the gassy stallion is now whizzing randomly all around the chamber. Carefully avoiding the huge monster orb, Amy preps her final bomb. Latching onto his broad chest, she stuffs the sparkling thing into his wide neighing mouth.

Trying his best to spit it out while bouncing all over the place, Amy grabs his muzzle and holds it shut. With big bulging eyes, Hans swallows it while Amy feels it glide down his throat. Knowing that the final blow is about to go off, the fox girl jumps off, shoulder rolls across the ground, and hides beneath the mine cart she rode in on for cover. BOOM! Scream-moaning, the stallion inflates grotesquely huge. With his limbs completely sucked into their own pits, the planet-like horse simply looks like a white balloon with a black tail now. Taking up all the space in the room, his cries are muffled by his own cave of fat neck rolls. Unable to expel smoky gas quickly enough, Hans's body inflates to massively unstable proportions, emits pressured creaks, and bursts apart remarkably hard – alerting the boar tribe of his destruction. Successfully, Amy has become the mountain hero. THE END