So there's a few restaurants popping up here and there that are selling a hot new food trend of using specially-made mini Kree clone blanks. They're specially made to obediently and happily get eaten, in a way that makes them adorably oblivious about it, and don't seem to mind getting chopped up all that much. They're a sort of meaty jello texture somewhere between tofu and meat. They're far too head-empty to worry over being eaten, and will live a happy life as some new cells inside you. Perhaps also a less controversial alternative for those into vore…? 🤷‍♂️

BengalKat decides to give a nearby sushi place a visit, and tries some Kree sushi. It's pretty darn delicious! But, uh oh… he appears to have some sort of rare allergic reaction to his meal, and starts lizardifying out. His normally feline-style tail ballooning out into a big thick striped lizard tail. Darn, it's torn quite a big tear in his pants! He also finds his ears, tongue, and snout to be much more lizardy than they were at the start of the meal.

Bengal goes to complain to the Kree-clone running the place (he's from a different stock than the mini-Krees, so please patrons, do not attempt to eat your wait staff!). This isn't usually something that happens often. Allergic reactions like this are practically unheard of, and a humble restaurant manager Kree-clone doesn't know anything about this. So unfortunately, he isn't allowed to offer this lizard guy any refunds. Er… not that there's specifically any company policy around this, of course. This is far too out of the ordinary to be something that could reasonably be expected to happen to any of the other patrons.

Oh? He's still here… so, umm… okay, maybe he can get you something extra from the kitchen, on the house…?

…are you sure you weren't already a lizard when you came in…? no…? okay, geez! I'll see what I can do…

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