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Snap! Crackle! Rrrrmblbllll…


A lone figure walked along a dark path, groaning tiredly trying to make it out of a dark gloomy cave, occasionally rubbing their twin tummies out of hunger. It was an odd creature, a centaur hybrid of sorts, he was dark grey with red rings around their body, four gloomy black tendrils stretched along his back waving in the wind, and a large grumbling stomach sagged under the umbretina hybrid craving sustenance, food of any sorts.


“Shush now bellies…we’ll get some food soon…perhaps we can find some miltank queen milkshakes or a Mcdonalds at the end of this cave…for goodness sake I’d settle for a taco bell! Gah! Just why did I have to talk to that random stranger in the alley. So what if he was offering me a land of endless food beyond my dreams! I didn"t deserve to be kidnapped and be thrown in a dark cave for nothing! Now I might be in some danger!  Sigh….Someday this is for me…I was supposed to meet up with some pals and hang out…still the guy looked kinda cool…that"s a plus..kinda.” Arnoch said, letting his black tendrils sorely rub his twin tums in hunger before arriving at the exit of the cavern where golden light shone through it.


“Finally..I’m out of that gloomy little hol…looooooooooo?!” The hybrid stopped talking as he looked around the area, instead of typical grass and mountains the world seemed to be made of delicious sweets, the rocks were pokepuffs, the trees were delicious licorish, the ground was decorated with different types of chocolate, the mountains were cake of all flavors, and the water there was simply glistening soda fizzing with peak carbonation…everything he could see for miles was a mouthwatering morsel practically begging to be eaten by him.


“Oh dear arceus…oh my lord…that green dragon guy wasn"t kidding…a land of food…all for me. Oh yes…yes. YES! You hear that tummies?! It’s feeding day!~ We’re not stopping till this planet is cleaned out! Oh man I could kiss that dragon! Woohoo!” The taur cheered as he galloped to a nearby cream puff boulder and dove into it, shoving soft rich cream into his mouth, every hand and tendril was filled around a fistfull of food.


Once that creamy boulder was devoured the taur just sat there rubbing his enlarged stomachs softly, purring from that feast. “Purrrrrrr….so gooood…so del-UOOOOORRP!” He blushed as he got up and started on his journey to eat it all.


Trees were sucked down his gut like spaghetti, his tendrils grabbed fistfulls of chocolate ground and  shoved it into his maw, his stomach only growing bigger…and bigger, never satisfied, never ending.


“Moooooooore! I must have moore!” The umbretina roared in pleasure from his throne of a 20ft tall taur belly, his black tendrils reaching out to feed their starving master who was wasting away at the mere thought of not eating this glorious landscape.


GROOOOWLLLL GROOOOAAARRRRRKKK!


The ground shook from the dual stomachs cries of hunger, cake mountains crumbled in the distance from the bellows of the bellies, every chunk of debris from the fallen mountain was caught by a black tendril and fed to the hungry hybrid who was putting away another creampuff boulder.


The horizon was blotted out from a dark mass rising in the west, the taur waddled its sunken legs in glee as its greedy black tendrils only fed its lust for gluttony.The ground shook and crumbled with the stomachs noises crying for more. The big blob of a taur only grew, as it’s lust more for.


The ground his blubber stood on  slowly began to shrank with his growth, a chunk of the planet around him filled with his girth. Chocolate was caked on his face, arnoch had no time to wipe his face, he was solely focused on this land of feasts.


Time passed on for the sweet world, and the giant only continued his quest for gluttony, the ocean mace of sweet carbonated soda was drained down to the rock candy bottom. Mountains of cake have been reduced to mere piles of leftovers, and standing in the remains of a third of the planet missing was an arnoch, finishing off another mountain.


“So good…so delicious, that dragon is a godsend…sending me to this world of feasting…I could stay here for years and never be satisfied…and perhaps there are more worlds to devour out ther-OUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP!”


Arnoch let out an earth  shattering belch from the drained soda ocean, the chocolate flavored ground his belly sat on crumbled beneath him, causing the flavorful planet to crumble into chunks. Leaving the poor hungry blob adrift in space surrounded by his feast.


“The world…the world I had eaten…crumbled into pieces…all from one teeny belch…Aw man.” The taur sadly drooped his head before raising it back up with a gleam in his ghastly eyes.


“Perhaps…this could work in my favor.~” Arnoch let out a sly giggle and raised his fat paws up. The remains of the planet glowed and started to float towards the hungry creature. The remains of the planet lined up one by one, from entire countries to the simple tree, they lined up one by one in the cosmos. All being fed to the umbretina.


“Nomf! Nom nom…Nomf nom nom! Yummy! Now I can make the food come to me!” Arnoch said mid bite of a peppermint glacier, letting out one small belch.


Days seemed to pass for the hungry taur, that conga line of confections grew shorter, and arnoch the devourer only grew larger. The blob was nearly the size of the planet he once called dinner, folds all around him, some of his body littered with crumbs and dried cream.


“One more molten lava cake core and this world is finally…finished…NOMF!” The taur chomped down on the last piece of the planet, the remains of the world now belonged to his stomach.


“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP! DELICIOUS!” Arnoch let out a sigh of content and snuggled into his blubber cave he had made for himself and sighed.


“What a meal…what a meal…I could go for more..lots more…but right now that’s the only world around…Aw man.” He sighed and closed his eyes, only to feel a scaly claw poking his blubbery behind.


“Him? Who’s poking my rump.” The blob shifted its mass around, only to see the odd dragon from earlier gleaming with a mischievous grin, standing on the mass of umbretina blubber.


“My my my! You cleaned this planet out! I was expecting you to eat it within another 3 days, but what a record! Congratulations mister!” The dragon clapped as he sat down on a fat fold, causing the blob"s planetary body to ripple.


“Thank you mister…dragon..it was so good..I couldn’t help but eat the whole place. It’s too bad I’m still hungry though…I could go for maybe 1…maybe 2…perhaps even 50 more planets like that…heh…” Arnoch blushed at the drake"s compliment, looking down from his perch at the tiny dragon.


“Call me Nagol mister arnoch, and it’s nothing…but…if you are interested I couuuuld perhaps show you where to find a plethora of food planet’s . Delicious lands of sweets and fatty all for you…how would that sound?” Nagol said gently rubbing that blobs fat.


“More worlds I can devour? Is this true? You aren"t lying are ya? If so you’ll join this planet in my belly~” Arnoch teased as he booped Nagols snout with a black tendril.


“No lies my large lad, a universe of planets delicious as this is just a little ways away! And I would love more than anything to satisfy this endless hunger of yours.” The dragon said, giving a small blep from that boop.


“Hm…alright deal! Show me the way, oh master of meals! I’m still hungry! My twin tummies are crying for more every second!” The hybrid chuckled as the ground the dragon nsat on rippled and rumbled from the stomachs gurgling in hunger.


“Well we better get a move on aye? I don"t want your titanic stomach to simply wither from hunger! So let"s go then!” The dragon snapped his fingers, the two began to glow a bright blue aura before disappearing without a trace.


To this day the pair was supposedly never seen again, neither the dragon nor his endless void of a taur was found. But recently scientists have discovered another universe full of worlds made of delicious morsels, lined up in a straight line and one by one dropped into a dark mass of a black hole never to be seen again leaving an echoing belch that echoed throughout the cosmos. The scientists all called it various names trying to decipher it’s mysteries, they called it the void of no return, others called it the buffet universe or he who consumes light, but no one knew that the real name to this endless growing void. No one knew this void"s true name was arnoch, who was enjoying his endless feast lined up for him forever…..


BEEP BEEP BEEP!


An alarm clock blared loudly, waking the slumbering arnoch from his sleep.


“Snrk?! Ah!” The umbertina awoke in his bed, blinking his eyes a few times before crawling out of bed. Looking over from his bed, seeing he was back at home in the distortion world


“What a weird dream…a tasty dream no less…but weird…” He mumbled as he waddled his centaur body around to the fridge he kept nearby, only to find a bright pink cake with a note taped to it.


“Hm…? Cake?” He picked up the letter and read it to himself.


“Dear arnoch, I had fun last night mister endless void, we should go out to eat again sometime! Until then, here"s some leftovers! Enjoy!~ From Nagol.”


The ghastly taur put down the note and stared at the cake before shrugging. “Eh I’m not gonna read into it, free cake is free cake.” Arnoch said as he closed the fridge and ate his cake in peace.