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(We cut to the page where a human version of myself where I was asleep on my bed.)

Santa Claus (Narrating): It was December 6th and a guy was waking up from his bed, he stretch and got dressed while his hair is all red. He enjoyed cartoons rather it be in a movie or a show as he waits to find something new that he hasn't done before, some shows he watches are on cute and cuddly critters as it made him feel happy even if his throat was sore.

Me: I sure do like my life the way it is, cause I'm happy about my favorite shows being on too.

Santa Claus (Narrating): After he had breakfast and brushed his teeth, he even used the toilet when he went poo. There is a time when something that can come back to him from his childhood, sometimes there would be characters he likes that were from a jungle or even the woods. But there is one animal he remembered liking when he was just a baby until he grew out like being inside of a box, the animal he liked when he was very young that he thought he might never go back to was a fox.

(I was flipping the channel as I was waiting for something in my life to happen to me.)

Me: Gee I wonder what I might watch today? I'm sure I can watch something that can enjoy for one day.

Santa Claus (Narrating): The reason why he grew out of foxes was that in movies or shows, they were either villains or maybe a vixen who are only called "Fox" without getting him to stay. But little did he know is that there is one villain he didn't count on to get him to change his mind about foxes being all that bad or even being only a girl thing, cause in a show he doesn't even like ever since his mother told him that no cartoons can hear him even though they were talking to him almost like they can sing.

(As I flip through the channels I ended up watching Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure.)

Me: Oh great, it's that Dora the Explorer show again.

Santa Claus (Narrating): Even though he didn't want to watch that show, there was nothing good for him so he has to wat it till it ends. He tried to stay awake to watch it to see now that episode ended, but since he was still a little bit tired from waking up that morning he fell took a nap without feeling bent. Then he started to dream an interesting dream as he never thought to have a dream-like ever before, it's is much entertaining than watching the show itself and it's less boring than walking around the store.

(I hear bells ringing from outside as I woke up to see what was going on and I saw Santa's sleigh flying around and I was so surprised)

Me: Oh my gosh, it's Santa himself.

(Santa sleigh landed in the middle of the grass, and Santa walked off of his sleigh and he knocked on my door, I ran to the door and peek through the window where I see Santa's face himself)

Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho.

Me: (As I opened the door) Santa, I thought you don't come till night on Christmas Eve.

Santa Claus: I know I don't come yet, but I thought you might like to ride on my sleigh as you help me check my naughty and Nice list for me.

Me: Are you sure Santa?

Santa Claus: I would like to do it myself, but I can't check my list and fly on my sleigh at the same time. I would have like to have one of my elves help me check my list as well, but they're too busy making toys for all of the good little boys and girls.

Me: Well okay.

(As I walked outside and left a note on the door saying that I'm going to be with Santa and locked to door, then I got on Santa's sleigh as we took off while I check the list for him. While I check the nice list, I saw a face of a familiar fox who is sneaky and smiles like a bear trap)

Santa Claus: So my friend, is there something on your mind on what you wanted for Christmas?

Me: Well nothing yet, but I do wonder one thing.

Santa Claus: Yes, what is it that you were wondering?

Me: Why is Swiper on the nice list after he tried to take someone's stuff and then threw them far away while hoping that no one could find their stuff?

Santa Claus: It's okay, Swiper may have done some bad things, but he can still be nice even if he wasn't doing his job.

Me: Well I think Swiper is the fox who deserved to be on the naughty list.

Santa Claus: I'm sure he might not do anything naughty unless I caught him red-handed.

Me: Well if you say so.