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The Case of the Solar Fusion Research
Super C: (narrating) Super C here. Although Bible experts would tell you God intentionally created the universe so that Earth is the only planet that can support life on it, the CNG crisis that led to many individuals affected by it (including Cripto) somtimes unconsciously wishing for their favorite cartoon characters to come to life, and subsequently prevent a time paradox from happening, has altered that so that there is a second planet with life on it: Mars. Why? The Biker Mice from Mars, that's why. Though there were mice living on Mars, the Biker Mice and specific allies of them (Charley, Rimfire, Stoker, and Carbine to be precise) were permanent Earth residents due to being allied with the G-52s.
But that's not the point of me introducing this journal entry post. I mention it because of this truth: shortly after Leo the Patriotic Lion was elected President, the C.I.D.F. was having to establish bases on all the planets they could do so, since it wasn't possible for all the planets to support life. Venus, for example, was one planet they didn't put bases on because one couldn't see a thing with all the clouds around.
The planet in question for this adventure ended up being Mercury, which was a planet one couldn't be on because the mercury on it was much too high. Yet in their quests for world domination, the AIRAF defied this and disobeyed the laws of science by putting bases on there, and hiring certain scientists to work for them. Though they are smarter than other terrorism groups out there, they still always overlook one detail, just as all villains do: whenever they do someting, we know about it!
Levon the Christian Lion: (narrating in English) Often people ask me about space colonization, and I tell them, "I think it's a waste of time and money. God intentionally created the universe so that Earth is the only planet that can support life. People should focus on beautifying it. God won't allow colonizations of other planets." Mars is only an exception, therefore, because of that television show, whose characters are now in the real world thanks to CNG effects.
Okay; cue the attack.
*Later, we go on about our regular lives, but the AIRAF have been researching on extracting solar flares for power, as well as colonizing the planet of Mercury.*
*Ireland*
ACM McNiven: So what do you got?
SCM MacGorman: Something that will make the American governors of California, Texas, Florida, and New York incredibly jealous. Those states are aiming to be the top four most futuristic states in America. They got the resources to contribute to America's space development. But we will be one enormous leap ahead of Zanicchi.
ACM McNiven: And what would that be?
SCM MacGorman: A power source that is way more powerful and reliable than our current thorium power. Thorium is great, but to power the United Arab Emirates ten times at least, you would need solar fusion. Take the flares of the sun, use a controlled environment to simulate gravity, and bam! You create another sun. The Chinese have been researching this, but this time, we succeeded. Think of all that power for our mechs. We've perfected our abilities to mass produce our mechs and space tech. We shall now put them to the test.
ACM McNiven: Let's see it!
*The Irish Republican Space Force activate their hidden launch pads from around the world to launch several mechs and space carriers into the sky. This causes the world to go on global alert as the Irish Republican Soace Force rush their way to colonize Mercury.*
*Washington D.C.*
Civilian 1: Oh my gosh! Look at the sky!
Civilian 2: What are those things?!
Shadow Hunter: *He helps the Secret Service to rush Leo to the PEOC as the police orders everybody to either stay home or head to the bomb shelters.* Leo! PEOC, now!
*Stockholm, Sweden*
*Everybody rushes to their bomb shelters.*
Elias: *In Swedish on his smartphone to Lennart's communicator.* Stay out of this one and let the Americans handle this! Focus on protecting our people and your safety first! I'm in my panic room!
*China*
*Irish mech pilots managed to destroy several Chinese space satellites angering all of China as they go into outer space to colonize Mercury.*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: We got them!
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: Mercury, here we come!
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* Dang it; the Irish destroyed our satellites again!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* How many mechs do those guys have?!
Civilian 3: *In Chinese* Liu! Look up!
*Canada*
Rainier: WHOA! They got mechs hidden all over this world?!
Courtney: Come on; we've got to go to the bomb shelters and let the C.I.D.F. know about this!
Dominique: An army of space mechs?! We gotta hunker down!
*United Kingdom*
*Some of the mechs managed to use their machine guns to destroy the turrets of several British naval ships as sailors put out the flames.*
Soldier 1: We have to retreat! It's no use!
Soldier 2: We have to head back before they destroy the UK!
Soldier 3: TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!
Soldier 4: I don't know if Tristan and Lionus can take on a fleet of those mechs! They're so big, fast, and powerful!
*Ireland*
Liam: Oh, no; not again! Oh, I pray Lennart doesn't go berserk!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: More of those mechs, perhaps? Lennart better not lose his temper on this!
Tom: I don't know what those morons are planning, but I hope it's not what I think it is!
*Leo sends an alert to the other G-52s and the C.I.D.F., who immediately fly into the skies to battle the mechs.*
*Sweden*
Lennart: *in Swedish* Don't worry, Elias; I'm actually hiding in that castle on Bottenviken. That way I'm reminded of the errors I made last time. Still, call your local C.I.D.F. squadrons and get them on the case! From what I can see down here, those mechs are going after the sun!
*Canada*
Levi: Ugh! Why can't they just leave us all alone?
*UK*
*Tristan calls for Lionus, and the two fly skyward.*
*Sky/Outer Space*
*Super C and the G-52s that can fly, including Cripto, start battling the mechs.*
Super C: AIRAF! I should have known!
Tristan the Pegasus: What do you suppose they want now?
Cripto: I think they're attacking the sun!
*Sweden*
Elias: *In Swedish* On it! *He uses the computer in his panic room to contact the C.I.D.F.* The AIRAF sent multiple spacecraft and mechs into outer space! It appears they're heading towards the planet of Mercury!
*Ireland*
SCM MacGorman: All right, everybody! The C.I.D.F. are distracted! Now we can sneak off to Mercury!
*MacGorman leads some of the others into a space carrier that takes them to outer space.*
*Outer Space*
*The mechs, of course, fight back with their giant machine guns.*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: Do you honestly think you can stop an army of mechs?
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: These mechs are not based off of what Bendraqi has made before; they're way better!
IRSF Mech Pilot 3: Faster with more weapons, too! You're outnumbered, and you don't even stand a chance against us!
Leo the Patriotic Lion: (narrating) Here's where the forces of evil disobeyed God's command to leave other planets alone (because He has declared that), for we discovered there was a space colony on Mercuy when all this was going on. As a result, of this, California was going to bring me a shocker; more on that below.
*Mercury*
*Many of the spacecraft of the Irish Republican Space Force have landed in Mercury. The AIRAF's space colonies are assembling together quickly before the AIRAF troops get to work in securing and protecting the space facilities. The scientists, who are just independent contractors working for the IRSF just for the money and benefits at least, are just doing their jobs in researching solar fusion energy as they help activate the facilities to extract solar flare from the sun. The space factories begin to produce solar flare-powered batteries, which are large batteries with suns in them to help produce infinite powerful energy. MacGorman and the others have landed in Mercury successfully before they enter their space facilities.*
Scientist 1: Sir! The solar flare batteries are here!
Scientist 2: The tests are completed!
SCM MacGorman: *He inspects the fairly large solar flare batteries.* Excellent.
Scientist 3: We managed to extract the solar flares from the sun to help produce new stars in these batteries, which become new suns in them. We can expect their power generation to grow exponentially regardless of how much power is being used from them.
SCM MacGorman: These would be nice addition to our mechs and other spacecrafts. With this kind of power and technology, the Forsythians are going to wish they had these solar flare batteries. Tech-obsessed California will be dying for these batteries. But until they get them, this will be ours. Well done! But continue to find ways to improve them! We must continue to colonize Mercury and keep this planet under our control. It will become our secret weapon against those pesky British and their allies who want to interfere our internal affairs.
Scientist 3: Yes, sir!
Scientist 4: *Helps install the solar flare batteries into various parts of the AIRAF space facilities.* Ah this is more like it!
ACM McNiven: Very nice! Very nice!
Scientist 4: This will help our oxygen converters for sure, so we can breathe well inside here. This will also help our air conditioning systems as well, despite our close proximity to the sun being here on Mercury.
SCM MacGorman: Very good! Now if you don't mind, I and the other AIRAF troops will be doing plenty of selfies and photo ops of ourselves here before we send them to Bendraqi to show him how space tech is done. Feel free to join in if you like to have some photos of yourselves working in Mercury here.
Scientist 4: Of course!
*Some of the AIRAF soldiers take photos of themselves with the scientists throughout the space facilities on Mercury.*
ACM McNiven: *He looks at some of the photos through his tablet.* I like this one. Get this one framed in a photo and have it sent to Bendraqi to show him how we conquered Mercury. This is how it's done!
Bendraqi: (narrating) In due time, I would receive those pictures, but I'd also get even more pictures of how the world responded to the act. I have them all saved in folders on my computer's hard drive.
*Washington D.C., PEOC*
*Leo gets a webcam call from NASA.*
NASA Employee 1: Mr. President! You're not going to believe this, but our satellites have detected a space colony on Mercury.
NASA Employee 2: We already got reports of the mechs smashing nearly all of China's space satellites. I managed to get a few short videos of the incident.
*The NASA employees uploads photos and videos into the webcam chat to show Leo a space colony from the Irish Republican Space Force on the planet of Mercury before some videos of the IRSF mechs destroying China's space satellites.*
Mechayote: No way...
Zax: Irish space terrorists colonizing Mercury and extracting the sun's solar flares?! I don't know what they're doing, but it's best to assume that they're developing advanced weapons of mass destruction!
Zachary/Zihao: Or spaceships! We need to find out what's in those facilities!
Shadow Hunter: Leo, do you think the C.I.D.F. can send in additional troops to Mercury? We need to know what the AIRAF is doing there!
Leo: (narrating) Now for the California shocker.
*Sacramento, California*
*Gov. Newsom contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. Newsom: President Zanicchi! The California Space National Guard is ready at your disposal! After this show is over, I'm putting this state under martial law, so the leader of this state's Space National Guard can take my place as governor, since you and everybody in California hate me so much anyways.
Juno's Voice: You're resigning?
Gov. Newsom: Of course! I rather do that than to put up with your President anyways! If California wants to listen and be like Leo, they can have it and deal with him first before I do!
*Albany, New York*
*Gov. Hochul contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. Hochul: Mr. President, whatever is inside that space colony on Mercury, we need it, too! I believe that there is something in that facility that will benefit the state of New York, as well as the other states!
Shadow Hunter's Voice: We're going to find out!
*Tallahassee, Florida*
*Gov. DeSantis contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. DeSantis: Whatever is inside that space colony, I want it! The Florida Space National Guard is ready at your disposal! Hit them with everything you got Leo because if the AIRAF thinks they can outsmart our military and NASA, they better think again! Our space drones are ready at your disposal!
*Sweden*
Lennart: *in Swedish* Mercury? What do they want there?
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: *to DeSantis* Copy that. Launch all drones! *to Newsom* Hey; it's your call. I don't have time to talk to you about your troubles. *to Hochul* I do not have any ideas about what is inside that space colony. But we're going to grab it; it doesn't belong to the AIRAF.
*Wildcat City, KS, USA*
*Everybody puts the domes up over their homes. Any G-52s' homes with the domes see the domes go up automatically, a new feature Bendraqi had installed.*
Mayor Jabowitz: Give it all you got, troops!
*Troops at the Rick Welbourne Space Force Base are also sending out weapons.*
Mayor Jabowitz: Did the old version of you ever attack outer space like that?
Bendraqi: Sometimes, but the only place I ever set up a base on was the moon. I figured out how to make it turn blue, literally. It's a weird story.
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
*The cowboys fight back with the National Guard troops.*
Cody: What in tarnation?
David: I thought we got rid of those things.
Derrick: There's always these mechs when the AIRAF is involved. Once they get into range, let them have it!
*all over the USA*
*On Leo's orders, all 50 states send out their Space National Guard soldiers.*
*Outer Space*
*Cripto notices the mechs going towards Mercury.*
Cripto: Hey, boss; now they're attacking Mercury!
Super C: You keep leading the charge on these; I'll go to Mercury.
Captain C: I'll follow you.
Warwolf: Me, too.
*Super C and the selected heroes join the C.I.D.F., who had already sent out their soldiers to Mercury.
C.I.D.F. Squadron Leader: What do you think is inside there?
Super C: I have no idea, but whatever it is, the President wants it, as do all 50 state governors.
*C.I.D.F. troops break into the facilities and start battling the weapons and the occupants.*
*Mercury*
*The IRSF soldiers defend themselves as the heroes break in to the facilities. The United States Space Force (USSF) space carriers arrive to the facilities as the USSF soldiers breach the facilities, but do so in a way that the facilities' oxygen does not fly out and suffocate everybody.*
USSF Soldier 1: First time going to outer space!
USSF Soldier 2: Whoa! These space terrorists are becoming way too smart!
USSF Soldier 3: Don't let them board the mechs! Confiscate everything here!
*The scientists spots the USSF soldiers and quickly surrenders to them.*
Scientist 1: Don't hurt us!
Scientist 2: We're only making these sun batteries, or solar flare batteries!
USSF Soldier 4: Then you're coming with us! You guys are extremely useful for our country!
USSF Soldier 5: Take your blueprints and whatever with you! We could make something out of you!
USSF Soldier 6: *Confiscates a sun battery.* Leo's going to like this! You scientists belong to us and the Americans now!
Scientist 3: You're not throwing us in jail, are you?
USSF Soldier 6: Nah, but you'll live with us! You'll like America! Trust us; we're liberating you and guaranteeing you a much better life! Now go that way!
*The scientists follow the USSF soldiers to their carriers to have them returned to Earth but in America. The other soldiers are taking on the IRSF soldiers.*
IRSF Soldier 1: Argh! There's so many of these Americans!
IRSF Soldier 2: They're taking our sun batteries! Get them!
IRSF Soldier 3: They're heading towards the solar flare extraction labs!
USSF Soldier 7: *Plants C4 bombs in several solar flare extraction labs.* Bomb has been planted in the solar flare extraction facilities!
USSF Soldier 8: You thought you could outnumber the C.I.D.F. and Cripto? Think again!
ACM McNiven: Dang it! The United States Space Force is much bigger than I thought!
SCM MacGorman: They catch up way faster than the Chinese Space Force! The Americans are not stupid! Let's get out of here! Retreat!
*The AIRAF officers runs back to their carriers as some of the USSF soldiers go after them.*
USSF Soldier 9: There's the officers! Don't let them get into that ship!
*A USSF space drone manages to destroy an IRSF mech as the IRSF mech pilot is launched out in an enclosed cockpit. The pilot, of course, surrenders and lets the C.I.D.F. handle him in his cockpit back to Earth.*
USSF Soldier 10: Hey, Cripto! Check out this stash of these sun batteries! Think you can use your powers to warp all these bad boys to America? Leo's going to love this!
USSF Soldier 11: Get these scientists in D.C. ASAP if you can! Leo's going to want to know what they know and see if they can contribute to our country!
*USA*
Civilian 1: That's right, Irish Republican Space Force! You won't outsmart us!
Civilian 2: Don't mess with the wasp's nest!
Civilian 3: Y'all just activated Zanicchi's trap card!
Cripto: (narrating) Did he mean to say "trump card?"
Leo: (narrating) Either way, it was still accurate to say this action was comparable to a kid poking a stick at a wasp's nest, just to see what happens.
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: They're bringing out the rockets!
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: Oh; we've got to get out of here!
*China*
*The politicians witness the United States Space Force in full action.*
Politician 1: *In Chinese* We'll never catch up to these Americans in our space capabilities.
*He facepalms.*
Politician 2: *In Chinese* Just when we were ready, they take one enormous step ahead of us! No fair!
Politician 3: *In Chinese* And you wonder why I call him Emperor Zanicchi on my free time. That American lion can conquer space! Now he's unleashed America's complete space capabilities! We have failed!
*Taiwan*
*The civilians waive American flags to show their support while hiding in bomb shelters.*
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* Go America!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* They will save us!
Civilian 3: *In Chinese* We shall open our hearts to these Americans more! Our country is their home and they will be our honored guests!
Civilian 4: *In Chinese* I love you, America!
*Russia*
*The politicians feel embarrassed because of how powerful the United States Space Force is.*
Politician 1: *In Russian* Impossible! How are these Americans so smart?!
Politician 2: *In Russian* The Russian Space Force is hideously behind!
Politician 3: *In Russian* At this point, we should open ourselves to the Americans more and do some soul-searching. We have failed the motherland...again!
Politician 4: *In Russian* Is life even worth living at this point?
*Belarus*
*Several civilians wave American flags to show their support while hiding in their bomb shelters.*
Civilian 1: *In Belorussian* Save us, America!
Civilian 2: *In Belorussian* You will win! Belarus welcomes your victory parties and parade!
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian* Wow; these Americans are so powerful, they make us feel tiny. We love you!
*Australia*
*The government is debating whether or not to pass the Australian Military and Space Bill to invest more into the country's military and space industries as well as to invite more American companies to contribute to their development in that. They also want to invite more American soldiers to help Australia to better prepare their national defense readiness plans.*
Politician 1: We should pass this bill. The AIRAF have proven themselves to be a global threat to our world and we must do whatever it takes to prevent them from advancing further! This bill provides tax breaks to key companies, which will in return provide more jobs to our people!
Politician 2: We also need more Americans to help us improve our national defence readiness plans!
Politician 3: Len has read the bill, and I'm confident that he wants us to pass this bill. We have to do this for our national security!
*Mercury*
*Cripto summons special masks for everybody to wear.*
Super C: Thank you; the mercury on Mercury is much too high otherwise.
Cripto: *to USSF Soldier 10* You read my mind; I was just about to do that.
*He gathers up all the batteries and other necessary items with the help of the USSF. Then he warps them all to the PEOC. Meanwhile, the C.I.D.F. troops help get the scientists to freedom.*
C.I.D.F. Soldier 1: Remember, you did nothing wrong; we're just taking you to a better life.
Scientist 2: It looks just like the USS Enterprise-D, only it's real. Are you Caticonians all Trekkies?
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: Not all of us, but most of us are, and our technology on Caticon virtually allowed us to do some, but mind you, not all, of the things those folks can do, so we're saying these things just to say them. Anyways, destination is now Earth. Warp 3.
C.I.D.F. Soldier 3: Aye, sir!
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: Engage!
*The ship takes off for Earth.*
Female Computer Voice: Bombs detected. Evacuate all personnel. Evacuate all personnel. Board the shuttles as quickly as possible.
*Everybody escapes the base before the C4 bombs explode. Super C leads the USSF in apprehending the IRSF troops.*
Super C: No, you don't! You're coming with us!
*Cripto gets control of another one.*
Cripto: Don't even think about escaping!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
*The batteries and objects arrive in the PEOC.*
Tom: Whoa; where did those come from?
Leo: I have no idea. *He turns around.* Hey, Zax, Juno, Marshall; look at this!
Tom: Sun batteries?
Leo: This must be what those creeps were after.
*He takes photos of them and sends them to Super Slash.*
*Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (code DCA)*
*The C.I.D.F. ships with the scientists land at DCA, being sure to allow other airplanes to land and take off as needed.*
*Pentagon*
*Super Slash shares the photos with the others working at the Pentagon.*
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
*Other C.I.D.F. soldiers manage to destroy the mechs as the pilots are forced to eject and parachute down. Before they can escape, Cody and his posse lasso them and apprehend them.*
*Russia*
Leonid: *in Russian to himself* My country needs me. My country needs me. Otherwise, I'd leave it for the States. I now wish I'd never come to the present world!
*He puts his head down on his desk.*
*China*
Liu: *in Chinese* Why do you think I wrote all those angry newspaper articles when COVID-19 broke out? The Americans will one-up everybody no matter what one of us does. You know this!
*Australia*
Len: The sooner you pass this bill, the better!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian to his people* In the event Lukashenko did not start a space force, I hereby suggest we get one now. I also want all those coaches jailed forever, but that's a different story. Well, the ones that are still alive and haven't been turned into pink marble statues. Such is the reason I can't get that song out of my head.
Civilian 2: *in Belorussian* What song?
Liavon: *in Belorussian* The Pink Panther.
*Canada*
Levi: What were those creeps doing on Mercury? Anybody know?
Captain Canada: Something to do with solar flares, I think?
Furious Fox: Whatever's the case, the base is history.
*Taiwan*
Lei: *in Chinese* Do we have a space force in Taiwan? If not, we need to get one.
*Mercury*
*SCM MacGorman and ACM McNiven manages to escape the base in their dropship. Little do they know, there were USSF soldiers hiding in it, so they eventually stop the remaining AIRAF officers after they set their path back to Earth.*
SCM MacGorman: What the...?! How did you get in here?
ACM McNiven: Drats!
*The AIRAF surrenders to the USSF as they make their way back to Earth.*
*China*
*The politicians shake their heads.*
Politician 4: *In Chinese* We've been around for 5,000 years; yet we have yet to conquer space. America has been around for less than 300 years, and already they have conquered space.
Politician 5: *In Chinese* Donald Trump wasn't joking when he said America will have a space force. Eventually, they got one! Now Zanicchi wields their might.
Politician 6: *In Chinese* It's bad enough that we ticked him off when COVID-19 got out of control and he managed to force us to pay every single COVID-19 medical bill in America. If Leo was their President back then, things would have been far worse for China. We might not even be alive! I'm retiring from politics!
Politician 7: *In Chinese* Either way, Liu is right about those Americans finding a way to one-up against us and everybody else.
Politician 8: *In Chinese* I quit!
Politician 9: *In Chinese* I quit, too!
*A select chunk of politicians quit, leaving job openings. Forsythian-Chinese furs are quick to take their places.*
*Australia*
*The politicians unanimously pass their military and space bill to provide tax cuts to corporations contributing to Australia's military and space development as well as allowing Australia to invite way more American troops for joint-training than usual to help bolster Australia's national defence readiness.*
*Belarus*
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian* We already have a space force of our own, but it still needs major development, as Russia is no longer reliable to us as they used to be. There is only one country in this entire world that will truly help not only our space force, but also our military to defend ourselves in times like this: the United States of America! We need those Americans more than ever!
*Canada*
Rainier: Mercury is the closest planet to the sun, and they want to extract the sun's solar flares for their sun batteries. Pretty much, make a mini-sun inside a battery using solar flares, so that there's basically infinite powerful energy to power things like spaceships, or whatever the AIRAF wants for their equipment.
*Washington D.C., PEOC*
Mechayote: *Inspects a sun battery.* Looks like one of those nuclear reactors we currently use.
Zax: *Inspects a sun battery.* I see a mini-sun in it. A tiny star. Anyone who understands the life cycle of the sun knows that they're always generating energy at an exponential rate. Meanwhile, with nuclear power, their energy decreases through this thing called half-life. Both processes take a while, but no doubt the sun battery is ideal for major cities, since their high power-consumption rate should at least be equal to the sun battery's exponential energy growth, if not more than that. This would be ideal for Las Vegas as well.
Juno: And I see these batteries have transparent shielding that feels like very dense space-grade concrete at least so we can see these stars in these batteries safely. Nice power reading interface on these things, too.
Mechayote: Wait, so they made suns using solar flares?
Zax: Pretty much.
*Secret Service contacts Leo through the table's communication system.*
Secret Service Agent 1: Sir! The C.I.D.F. have arrived with the Irish scientists!
Secret Service Agent 2: Do you want to see the scientists in the White House, or would you rather have them meet you at the CIA headquarters down in Langley in Virginia?
Zachary/Zihao: I prefer the CIA headquarters, not because I'm from Virginia, but because whatever information these scientists have for us, the CIA should know, too. Whatever they know about these sun batteries, is important for the CIA to know.
Shadow Hunter: I cannot wait to hear them describe about these sun batteries. These batteries will, without a doubt, benefit America a lot. We need T2 with us too after we meet these scientists.
*Outer Space*
*Everybody else makes their way back to Earth.*
*China*
Liu: *in Chinese* I think you can tell I am very furious right now on the inside, but I cannot show it on the outside. Also, goodbye to all who quit!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: *to Secret Service* I think it is best if we do it at CIA HQ. *to Zachary* Good thinking, soldier!
*Canada*
Levi P.: I feel like I'm having a bad dream, but this is reality. You would not think that this was possible. But it is, and it's happening. No need to pinch me to wake me; I am awake.
Levi P.: (narrating) So that was out of the way and we could breathe a sigh of relief now. But now was the time to bring the scientists to the U.S., and change their citizenship from Irish to American.
*Later, we are at the CIA headquarters in Virginia. The Irish scientists are present.*
Shadow Hunter: Now you're probably wondering why you're here. During our battle with the AIRAF, we raided their space colony on Mercury and discovered these things. They look like a type of nuclear or sun battery here. We managed to get several of these, or, rather, all of them. You're not in trouble, though, but we brought you here in this particular location, because here at the CIA, our intelligence agents would like to know more about these things. Can you describe to us about what these are and what they do as well as their purposes are?
Scientist 1: These are sun batteries, where each of them have a star in them. The star is formed by extracting the solar flares from the sun; thus, Mercury was the perfect spot for that. You can power space facilities and cities with these things. Here, all you have to do is replace the city's thorium reactors with these. Unlike thorium reactors, these sun batteries continue to generate power on an exponential level and never have to exponentially decrease through the half-life process.
Scientist 2: You can power ships and laser weaponry with them, but of course, we did request to the AIRAF that these batteries are not to be used for weapons, and they respected that wish. They do power spacecraft for intergalactic exploration, at least.
Scientist 3: By extracting the solar flares from the sun, we are increasing our galaxy's lifetime. Basically, we have finally discovered eternity. I hope God isn't angry with us for this. Anyways, for Earth's cities, these sun batteries will be beneficial, and due to their exponential power generation, that means much more affordable, yet more powerful clean energy. Understand that despite Earth's best efforts to improve sustainability and green initiatives throughout our lives, power consumption will continue to gradually increase; thus, these sun batteries are useful.
Zax: I'm from the state of Texas, so I wonder how beneficial they are to our HVACs. Texas spends quite a large amount of resources in HVAC tech to keep buildings cool in the heat at least.
Scientist 3: Very beneficial. For a mansion with large windows, it takes less than two seconds to change the internal temperature. But for the state of Texas as a whole, due to their rapidly growing cities and towns, the sun batteries will be useful for them.
Zax: Then I'm sold! I'm sure the state of California would love this. Then again, all of America would love this. As you know with today's infrastructure, the wiring and power channels are closed-circuit and are mostly underground so that cities and towns can withstand natural disasters without power going off. This also reduces the risk of electric shock as well.
Marshall: I'm looking at your blueprints, and I can see how useful they are for our military. But more importantly, this will benefit our nation as a whole. I'm sure NASA would love to have this. In fact, NASA is looking for a few scientists to help contribute their space exploration technologies and you guys fit right in.
We also have HR executives of top companies from across America here looking for you. All you have to do is choose the best company, ask about the states they're in, and you're in, as in you become American citizens right after being hired here. Everything we have here, you will enjoy. You'll never find anything like this outside of America. You will have a great job, your family will live a great life here, and all of us will look up to you.
Some of these power companies want to help you improve these sun batteries before selling them to other countries. No doubt the city of Macao in China will pay us top dollars for the most powerful sun battery from us, and we will be happy to accept that offer. Then again, China will pay top dollars to us to help power their cities. No, the world will. And the best part, America once again is the energy capital of Earth, thanks to you guys.
Now, choose who will you work for, and enjoy your new lives here as Americans.
Scientist 1: Thank you.
*The scientists meet their future employers to exchange contact information to start their new jobs in America as well as to become citizens of America on their appointed dates.*
Jack: So from my understanding, all we have to do is replace our thorium reactors with these sun batteries, and the solar flares from these super tiny stars will be extracted from the batteries to power our cities. So, what if energy consumption is below the power generation rate?
Scientist 4: Then there is a risk of catastrophic explosion, as too much power can be built up in these batteries. However, the world must continue to improve efficiency and sustainability to maximize production and how effective something is. Remember, we have hospitals, factories, and farming towers still being built, and they require significant power to maximize their effectiveness regardless of how efficient they are designed.
Jack: Okay; that makes sense. Anyways, welcome to the United States of America, the best nation in the world!
Zachary/Zihao: You're going to love it here!
Mechayote: To the scientists moving to Florida permanently, welcome aboard, since I'm from there! You will do us and this entire nation great favors like never before!
Juno: Boy, oh, boy; America has just gotten way more amazing, not just richer, because of our success against the AIRAF.
Mechayote: Excellent work, Leo! I know you'd do America great! These scientists will lead us to a great future like never before!
Scientist 5: I could use some sun since Ireland doesn't get much sun these days. It tends to be cloudy and foggy there.
Juno: America has everything, and by that, I really mean, everything! We have all the weather patterns, so if you're looking for the right weather pattern, we have that too. We also have hurricanes and storms, but these days, we can withstand those.
Bob: Minnesota and Michigan would benefit greatly from these sun batteries. Powers our factories and medical research facilities, too. I'm from Michigan, and you guys will transform that state to something way more amazing.
Juno: Yes, but in the end, Texas is going to grow really fast. Yeah; we got New Mexico and Arizona, too, and as much as these sun batteries will benefit them since they got people moving in, Texas will benefit the most since a lot of people want to move there.
Marshall: Yes and no. I'm from California and personally, these sun batteries will transform California greatly. Imagine how much lower the power bills will be due to the exponential power growth from these sun batteries. Actually, if you want to get more technical, I'm from the same state that Jack was from, Washington state. But either way, California will be transformed into something way more amazing. And of course, Washington state would be thankful for these scientists and their batteries. I can see a business boom in California, and with these immigrants from Hong Kong alone, they will make California a great state to live in again. It will be a beautiful state all over again, if not better, for America.
Jack: Nevada, especially Las Vegas, will benefit from this, too. Of course. Macao will always be Earth's gambling capital. Las Vegas used to be Earth's gambling capital in the last century, but these days, it's all about Macao, and will always be Macao. But, yeah; thanks to these scientists, America will truly be amazing. But know that California and Florida will cost more to live in than in Texas, since most Americans want to live in either of those states for their beaches.
Zachary/Zihao: Time to get ready for massive global orders for our sun batteries to power their cities soon. America leads the world again! Thank you, President Zanicchi, for this! Or rather, Emperor Zanicchi, since you proved to the world that we Americans can conquer space!
Juno: Galactic Emperor Zanicchi to be more precise. All hail our Galactic Emperor! The world has seen what the United States Space Force is capable of and how we made sci-fi a reality.
Zax: And countries like Taiwan have been obsessing over us and have expressed desires to be like us one way or another, too. They want it, we'll help them get there!
*Leo makes a note of that.*
Leo: Okay; that makes sense. You just happened to go with the wrong crowd. But now, you'll be doing it with the right crowds. Welcome to America!
Leo: (narrating) And so the United States of America proves again why it is the greatest nation in the world, and it hasn't even reached 300 yet in its age. Nations like China, who have been around for 5,000 years, have amazingly not, I repeat, NOT, reached the standards they were capable of reaching. Why? Communism ruling over them for far too long; that's why. By contrast, the U.S. has been free enterprise and always will be. Yes, there are bad sides of capitalism, but between the two, it really is the better option.
The AIRAF is never going to learn their lesson, it seems. I promise you this wasn't going to be their last idea, but anything the world can do, America can do better! There's no arguing around that, people, so don't bother.
Anyway, keep yourselves safe now. Good night.
THE END
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The Case of the Solar Fusion Research
Super C: (narrating) Super C here. Although Bible experts would tell you God intentionally created the universe so that Earth is the only planet that can support life on it, the CNG crisis that led to many individuals affected by it (including Cripto) somtimes unconsciously wishing for their favorite cartoon characters to come to life, and subsequently prevent a time paradox from happening, has altered that so that there is a second planet with life on it: Mars. Why? The Biker Mice from Mars, that's why. Though there were mice living on Mars, the Biker Mice and specific allies of them (Charley, Rimfire, Stoker, and Carbine to be precise) were permanent Earth residents due to being allied with the G-52s.
But that's not the point of me introducing this journal entry post. I mention it because of this truth: shortly after Leo the Patriotic Lion was elected President, the C.I.D.F. was having to establish bases on all the planets they could do so, since it wasn't possible for all the planets to support life. Venus, for example, was one planet they didn't put bases on because one couldn't see a thing with all the clouds around.
The planet in question for this adventure ended up being Mercury, which was a planet one couldn't be on because the mercury on it was much too high. Yet in their quests for world domination, the AIRAF defied this and disobeyed the laws of science by putting bases on there, and hiring certain scientists to work for them. Though they are smarter than other terrorism groups out there, they still always overlook one detail, just as all villains do: whenever they do someting, we know about it!
Levon the Christian Lion: (narrating in English) Often people ask me about space colonization, and I tell them, "I think it's a waste of time and money. God intentionally created the universe so that Earth is the only planet that can support life. People should focus on beautifying it. God won't allow colonizations of other planets." Mars is only an exception, therefore, because of that television show, whose characters are now in the real world thanks to CNG effects.
Okay; cue the attack.
*Later, we go on about our regular lives, but the AIRAF have been researching on extracting solar flares for power, as well as colonizing the planet of Mercury.*
*Ireland*
ACM McNiven: So what do you got?
SCM MacGorman: Something that will make the American governors of California, Texas, Florida, and New York incredibly jealous. Those states are aiming to be the top four most futuristic states in America. They got the resources to contribute to America's space development. But we will be one enormous leap ahead of Zanicchi.
ACM McNiven: And what would that be?
SCM MacGorman: A power source that is way more powerful and reliable than our current thorium power. Thorium is great, but to power the United Arab Emirates ten times at least, you would need solar fusion. Take the flares of the sun, use a controlled environment to simulate gravity, and bam! You create another sun. The Chinese have been researching this, but this time, we succeeded. Think of all that power for our mechs. We've perfected our abilities to mass produce our mechs and space tech. We shall now put them to the test.
ACM McNiven: Let's see it!
*The Irish Republican Space Force activate their hidden launch pads from around the world to launch several mechs and space carriers into the sky. This causes the world to go on global alert as the Irish Republican Soace Force rush their way to colonize Mercury.*
*Washington D.C.*
Civilian 1: Oh my gosh! Look at the sky!
Civilian 2: What are those things?!
Shadow Hunter: *He helps the Secret Service to rush Leo to the PEOC as the police orders everybody to either stay home or head to the bomb shelters.* Leo! PEOC, now!
*Stockholm, Sweden*
*Everybody rushes to their bomb shelters.*
Elias: *In Swedish on his smartphone to Lennart's communicator.* Stay out of this one and let the Americans handle this! Focus on protecting our people and your safety first! I'm in my panic room!
*China*
*Irish mech pilots managed to destroy several Chinese space satellites angering all of China as they go into outer space to colonize Mercury.*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: We got them!
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: Mercury, here we come!
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* Dang it; the Irish destroyed our satellites again!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* How many mechs do those guys have?!
Civilian 3: *In Chinese* Liu! Look up!
*Canada*
Rainier: WHOA! They got mechs hidden all over this world?!
Courtney: Come on; we've got to go to the bomb shelters and let the C.I.D.F. know about this!
Dominique: An army of space mechs?! We gotta hunker down!
*United Kingdom*
*Some of the mechs managed to use their machine guns to destroy the turrets of several British naval ships as sailors put out the flames.*
Soldier 1: We have to retreat! It's no use!
Soldier 2: We have to head back before they destroy the UK!
Soldier 3: TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!
Soldier 4: I don't know if Tristan and Lionus can take on a fleet of those mechs! They're so big, fast, and powerful!
*Ireland*
Liam: Oh, no; not again! Oh, I pray Lennart doesn't go berserk!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: More of those mechs, perhaps? Lennart better not lose his temper on this!
Tom: I don't know what those morons are planning, but I hope it's not what I think it is!
*Leo sends an alert to the other G-52s and the C.I.D.F., who immediately fly into the skies to battle the mechs.*
*Sweden*
Lennart: *in Swedish* Don't worry, Elias; I'm actually hiding in that castle on Bottenviken. That way I'm reminded of the errors I made last time. Still, call your local C.I.D.F. squadrons and get them on the case! From what I can see down here, those mechs are going after the sun!
*Canada*
Levi: Ugh! Why can't they just leave us all alone?
*UK*
*Tristan calls for Lionus, and the two fly skyward.*
*Sky/Outer Space*
*Super C and the G-52s that can fly, including Cripto, start battling the mechs.*
Super C: AIRAF! I should have known!
Tristan the Pegasus: What do you suppose they want now?
Cripto: I think they're attacking the sun!
*Sweden*
Elias: *In Swedish* On it! *He uses the computer in his panic room to contact the C.I.D.F.* The AIRAF sent multiple spacecraft and mechs into outer space! It appears they're heading towards the planet of Mercury!
*Ireland*
SCM MacGorman: All right, everybody! The C.I.D.F. are distracted! Now we can sneak off to Mercury!
*MacGorman leads some of the others into a space carrier that takes them to outer space.*
*Outer Space*
*The mechs, of course, fight back with their giant machine guns.*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: Do you honestly think you can stop an army of mechs?
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: These mechs are not based off of what Bendraqi has made before; they're way better!
IRSF Mech Pilot 3: Faster with more weapons, too! You're outnumbered, and you don't even stand a chance against us!
Leo the Patriotic Lion: (narrating) Here's where the forces of evil disobeyed God's command to leave other planets alone (because He has declared that), for we discovered there was a space colony on Mercuy when all this was going on. As a result, of this, California was going to bring me a shocker; more on that below.
*Mercury*
*Many of the spacecraft of the Irish Republican Space Force have landed in Mercury. The AIRAF's space colonies are assembling together quickly before the AIRAF troops get to work in securing and protecting the space facilities. The scientists, who are just independent contractors working for the IRSF just for the money and benefits at least, are just doing their jobs in researching solar fusion energy as they help activate the facilities to extract solar flare from the sun. The space factories begin to produce solar flare-powered batteries, which are large batteries with suns in them to help produce infinite powerful energy. MacGorman and the others have landed in Mercury successfully before they enter their space facilities.*
Scientist 1: Sir! The solar flare batteries are here!
Scientist 2: The tests are completed!
SCM MacGorman: *He inspects the fairly large solar flare batteries.* Excellent.
Scientist 3: We managed to extract the solar flares from the sun to help produce new stars in these batteries, which become new suns in them. We can expect their power generation to grow exponentially regardless of how much power is being used from them.
SCM MacGorman: These would be nice addition to our mechs and other spacecrafts. With this kind of power and technology, the Forsythians are going to wish they had these solar flare batteries. Tech-obsessed California will be dying for these batteries. But until they get them, this will be ours. Well done! But continue to find ways to improve them! We must continue to colonize Mercury and keep this planet under our control. It will become our secret weapon against those pesky British and their allies who want to interfere our internal affairs.
Scientist 3: Yes, sir!
Scientist 4: *Helps install the solar flare batteries into various parts of the AIRAF space facilities.* Ah this is more like it!
ACM McNiven: Very nice! Very nice!
Scientist 4: This will help our oxygen converters for sure, so we can breathe well inside here. This will also help our air conditioning systems as well, despite our close proximity to the sun being here on Mercury.
SCM MacGorman: Very good! Now if you don't mind, I and the other AIRAF troops will be doing plenty of selfies and photo ops of ourselves here before we send them to Bendraqi to show him how space tech is done. Feel free to join in if you like to have some photos of yourselves working in Mercury here.
Scientist 4: Of course!
*Some of the AIRAF soldiers take photos of themselves with the scientists throughout the space facilities on Mercury.*
ACM McNiven: *He looks at some of the photos through his tablet.* I like this one. Get this one framed in a photo and have it sent to Bendraqi to show him how we conquered Mercury. This is how it's done!
Bendraqi: (narrating) In due time, I would receive those pictures, but I'd also get even more pictures of how the world responded to the act. I have them all saved in folders on my computer's hard drive.
*Washington D.C., PEOC*
*Leo gets a webcam call from NASA.*
NASA Employee 1: Mr. President! You're not going to believe this, but our satellites have detected a space colony on Mercury.
NASA Employee 2: We already got reports of the mechs smashing nearly all of China's space satellites. I managed to get a few short videos of the incident.
*The NASA employees uploads photos and videos into the webcam chat to show Leo a space colony from the Irish Republican Space Force on the planet of Mercury before some videos of the IRSF mechs destroying China's space satellites.*
Mechayote: No way...
Zax: Irish space terrorists colonizing Mercury and extracting the sun's solar flares?! I don't know what they're doing, but it's best to assume that they're developing advanced weapons of mass destruction!
Zachary/Zihao: Or spaceships! We need to find out what's in those facilities!
Shadow Hunter: Leo, do you think the C.I.D.F. can send in additional troops to Mercury? We need to know what the AIRAF is doing there!
Leo: (narrating) Now for the California shocker.
*Sacramento, California*
*Gov. Newsom contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. Newsom: President Zanicchi! The California Space National Guard is ready at your disposal! After this show is over, I'm putting this state under martial law, so the leader of this state's Space National Guard can take my place as governor, since you and everybody in California hate me so much anyways.
Juno's Voice: You're resigning?
Gov. Newsom: Of course! I rather do that than to put up with your President anyways! If California wants to listen and be like Leo, they can have it and deal with him first before I do!
*Albany, New York*
*Gov. Hochul contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. Hochul: Mr. President, whatever is inside that space colony on Mercury, we need it, too! I believe that there is something in that facility that will benefit the state of New York, as well as the other states!
Shadow Hunter's Voice: We're going to find out!
*Tallahassee, Florida*
*Gov. DeSantis contacts Leo through webcam chat.*
Gov. DeSantis: Whatever is inside that space colony, I want it! The Florida Space National Guard is ready at your disposal! Hit them with everything you got Leo because if the AIRAF thinks they can outsmart our military and NASA, they better think again! Our space drones are ready at your disposal!
*Sweden*
Lennart: *in Swedish* Mercury? What do they want there?
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: *to DeSantis* Copy that. Launch all drones! *to Newsom* Hey; it's your call. I don't have time to talk to you about your troubles. *to Hochul* I do not have any ideas about what is inside that space colony. But we're going to grab it; it doesn't belong to the AIRAF.
*Wildcat City, KS, USA*
*Everybody puts the domes up over their homes. Any G-52s' homes with the domes see the domes go up automatically, a new feature Bendraqi had installed.*
Mayor Jabowitz: Give it all you got, troops!
*Troops at the Rick Welbourne Space Force Base are also sending out weapons.*
Mayor Jabowitz: Did the old version of you ever attack outer space like that?
Bendraqi: Sometimes, but the only place I ever set up a base on was the moon. I figured out how to make it turn blue, literally. It's a weird story.
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
*The cowboys fight back with the National Guard troops.*
Cody: What in tarnation?
David: I thought we got rid of those things.
Derrick: There's always these mechs when the AIRAF is involved. Once they get into range, let them have it!
*all over the USA*
*On Leo's orders, all 50 states send out their Space National Guard soldiers.*
*Outer Space*
*Cripto notices the mechs going towards Mercury.*
Cripto: Hey, boss; now they're attacking Mercury!
Super C: You keep leading the charge on these; I'll go to Mercury.
Captain C: I'll follow you.
Warwolf: Me, too.
*Super C and the selected heroes join the C.I.D.F., who had already sent out their soldiers to Mercury.
C.I.D.F. Squadron Leader: What do you think is inside there?
Super C: I have no idea, but whatever it is, the President wants it, as do all 50 state governors.
*C.I.D.F. troops break into the facilities and start battling the weapons and the occupants.*
*Mercury*
*The IRSF soldiers defend themselves as the heroes break in to the facilities. The United States Space Force (USSF) space carriers arrive to the facilities as the USSF soldiers breach the facilities, but do so in a way that the facilities' oxygen does not fly out and suffocate everybody.*
USSF Soldier 1: First time going to outer space!
USSF Soldier 2: Whoa! These space terrorists are becoming way too smart!
USSF Soldier 3: Don't let them board the mechs! Confiscate everything here!
*The scientists spots the USSF soldiers and quickly surrenders to them.*
Scientist 1: Don't hurt us!
Scientist 2: We're only making these sun batteries, or solar flare batteries!
USSF Soldier 4: Then you're coming with us! You guys are extremely useful for our country!
USSF Soldier 5: Take your blueprints and whatever with you! We could make something out of you!
USSF Soldier 6: *Confiscates a sun battery.* Leo's going to like this! You scientists belong to us and the Americans now!
Scientist 3: You're not throwing us in jail, are you?
USSF Soldier 6: Nah, but you'll live with us! You'll like America! Trust us; we're liberating you and guaranteeing you a much better life! Now go that way!
*The scientists follow the USSF soldiers to their carriers to have them returned to Earth but in America. The other soldiers are taking on the IRSF soldiers.*
IRSF Soldier 1: Argh! There's so many of these Americans!
IRSF Soldier 2: They're taking our sun batteries! Get them!
IRSF Soldier 3: They're heading towards the solar flare extraction labs!
USSF Soldier 7: *Plants C4 bombs in several solar flare extraction labs.* Bomb has been planted in the solar flare extraction facilities!
USSF Soldier 8: You thought you could outnumber the C.I.D.F. and Cripto? Think again!
ACM McNiven: Dang it! The United States Space Force is much bigger than I thought!
SCM MacGorman: They catch up way faster than the Chinese Space Force! The Americans are not stupid! Let's get out of here! Retreat!
*The AIRAF officers runs back to their carriers as some of the USSF soldiers go after them.*
USSF Soldier 9: There's the officers! Don't let them get into that ship!
*A USSF space drone manages to destroy an IRSF mech as the IRSF mech pilot is launched out in an enclosed cockpit. The pilot, of course, surrenders and lets the C.I.D.F. handle him in his cockpit back to Earth.*
USSF Soldier 10: Hey, Cripto! Check out this stash of these sun batteries! Think you can use your powers to warp all these bad boys to America? Leo's going to love this!
USSF Soldier 11: Get these scientists in D.C. ASAP if you can! Leo's going to want to know what they know and see if they can contribute to our country!
*USA*
Civilian 1: That's right, Irish Republican Space Force! You won't outsmart us!
Civilian 2: Don't mess with the wasp's nest!
Civilian 3: Y'all just activated Zanicchi's trap card!
Cripto: (narrating) Did he mean to say "trump card?"
Leo: (narrating) Either way, it was still accurate to say this action was comparable to a kid poking a stick at a wasp's nest, just to see what happens.
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
IRSF Mech Pilot 1: They're bringing out the rockets!
IRSF Mech Pilot 2: Oh; we've got to get out of here!
*China*
*The politicians witness the United States Space Force in full action.*
Politician 1: *In Chinese* We'll never catch up to these Americans in our space capabilities.
*He facepalms.*
Politician 2: *In Chinese* Just when we were ready, they take one enormous step ahead of us! No fair!
Politician 3: *In Chinese* And you wonder why I call him Emperor Zanicchi on my free time. That American lion can conquer space! Now he's unleashed America's complete space capabilities! We have failed!
*Taiwan*
*The civilians waive American flags to show their support while hiding in bomb shelters.*
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* Go America!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* They will save us!
Civilian 3: *In Chinese* We shall open our hearts to these Americans more! Our country is their home and they will be our honored guests!
Civilian 4: *In Chinese* I love you, America!
*Russia*
*The politicians feel embarrassed because of how powerful the United States Space Force is.*
Politician 1: *In Russian* Impossible! How are these Americans so smart?!
Politician 2: *In Russian* The Russian Space Force is hideously behind!
Politician 3: *In Russian* At this point, we should open ourselves to the Americans more and do some soul-searching. We have failed the motherland...again!
Politician 4: *In Russian* Is life even worth living at this point?
*Belarus*
*Several civilians wave American flags to show their support while hiding in their bomb shelters.*
Civilian 1: *In Belorussian* Save us, America!
Civilian 2: *In Belorussian* You will win! Belarus welcomes your victory parties and parade!
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian* Wow; these Americans are so powerful, they make us feel tiny. We love you!
*Australia*
*The government is debating whether or not to pass the Australian Military and Space Bill to invest more into the country's military and space industries as well as to invite more American companies to contribute to their development in that. They also want to invite more American soldiers to help Australia to better prepare their national defense readiness plans.*
Politician 1: We should pass this bill. The AIRAF have proven themselves to be a global threat to our world and we must do whatever it takes to prevent them from advancing further! This bill provides tax breaks to key companies, which will in return provide more jobs to our people!
Politician 2: We also need more Americans to help us improve our national defence readiness plans!
Politician 3: Len has read the bill, and I'm confident that he wants us to pass this bill. We have to do this for our national security!
*Mercury*
*Cripto summons special masks for everybody to wear.*
Super C: Thank you; the mercury on Mercury is much too high otherwise.
Cripto: *to USSF Soldier 10* You read my mind; I was just about to do that.
*He gathers up all the batteries and other necessary items with the help of the USSF. Then he warps them all to the PEOC. Meanwhile, the C.I.D.F. troops help get the scientists to freedom.*
C.I.D.F. Soldier 1: Remember, you did nothing wrong; we're just taking you to a better life.
Scientist 2: It looks just like the USS Enterprise-D, only it's real. Are you Caticonians all Trekkies?
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: Not all of us, but most of us are, and our technology on Caticon virtually allowed us to do some, but mind you, not all, of the things those folks can do, so we're saying these things just to say them. Anyways, destination is now Earth. Warp 3.
C.I.D.F. Soldier 3: Aye, sir!
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: Engage!
*The ship takes off for Earth.*
Female Computer Voice: Bombs detected. Evacuate all personnel. Evacuate all personnel. Board the shuttles as quickly as possible.
*Everybody escapes the base before the C4 bombs explode. Super C leads the USSF in apprehending the IRSF troops.*
Super C: No, you don't! You're coming with us!
*Cripto gets control of another one.*
Cripto: Don't even think about escaping!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
*The batteries and objects arrive in the PEOC.*
Tom: Whoa; where did those come from?
Leo: I have no idea. *He turns around.* Hey, Zax, Juno, Marshall; look at this!
Tom: Sun batteries?
Leo: This must be what those creeps were after.
*He takes photos of them and sends them to Super Slash.*
*Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (code DCA)*
*The C.I.D.F. ships with the scientists land at DCA, being sure to allow other airplanes to land and take off as needed.*
*Pentagon*
*Super Slash shares the photos with the others working at the Pentagon.*
*Hicksburg, TX, USA*
*Other C.I.D.F. soldiers manage to destroy the mechs as the pilots are forced to eject and parachute down. Before they can escape, Cody and his posse lasso them and apprehend them.*
*Russia*
Leonid: *in Russian to himself* My country needs me. My country needs me. Otherwise, I'd leave it for the States. I now wish I'd never come to the present world!
*He puts his head down on his desk.*
*China*
Liu: *in Chinese* Why do you think I wrote all those angry newspaper articles when COVID-19 broke out? The Americans will one-up everybody no matter what one of us does. You know this!
*Australia*
Len: The sooner you pass this bill, the better!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian to his people* In the event Lukashenko did not start a space force, I hereby suggest we get one now. I also want all those coaches jailed forever, but that's a different story. Well, the ones that are still alive and haven't been turned into pink marble statues. Such is the reason I can't get that song out of my head.
Civilian 2: *in Belorussian* What song?
Liavon: *in Belorussian* The Pink Panther.
*Canada*
Levi: What were those creeps doing on Mercury? Anybody know?
Captain Canada: Something to do with solar flares, I think?
Furious Fox: Whatever's the case, the base is history.
*Taiwan*
Lei: *in Chinese* Do we have a space force in Taiwan? If not, we need to get one.
*Mercury*
*SCM MacGorman and ACM McNiven manages to escape the base in their dropship. Little do they know, there were USSF soldiers hiding in it, so they eventually stop the remaining AIRAF officers after they set their path back to Earth.*
SCM MacGorman: What the...?! How did you get in here?
ACM McNiven: Drats!
*The AIRAF surrenders to the USSF as they make their way back to Earth.*
*China*
*The politicians shake their heads.*
Politician 4: *In Chinese* We've been around for 5,000 years; yet we have yet to conquer space. America has been around for less than 300 years, and already they have conquered space.
Politician 5: *In Chinese* Donald Trump wasn't joking when he said America will have a space force. Eventually, they got one! Now Zanicchi wields their might.
Politician 6: *In Chinese* It's bad enough that we ticked him off when COVID-19 got out of control and he managed to force us to pay every single COVID-19 medical bill in America. If Leo was their President back then, things would have been far worse for China. We might not even be alive! I'm retiring from politics!
Politician 7: *In Chinese* Either way, Liu is right about those Americans finding a way to one-up against us and everybody else.
Politician 8: *In Chinese* I quit!
Politician 9: *In Chinese* I quit, too!
*A select chunk of politicians quit, leaving job openings. Forsythian-Chinese furs are quick to take their places.*
*Australia*
*The politicians unanimously pass their military and space bill to provide tax cuts to corporations contributing to Australia's military and space development as well as allowing Australia to invite way more American troops for joint-training than usual to help bolster Australia's national defence readiness.*
*Belarus*
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian* We already have a space force of our own, but it still needs major development, as Russia is no longer reliable to us as they used to be. There is only one country in this entire world that will truly help not only our space force, but also our military to defend ourselves in times like this: the United States of America! We need those Americans more than ever!
*Canada*
Rainier: Mercury is the closest planet to the sun, and they want to extract the sun's solar flares for their sun batteries. Pretty much, make a mini-sun inside a battery using solar flares, so that there's basically infinite powerful energy to power things like spaceships, or whatever the AIRAF wants for their equipment.
*Washington D.C., PEOC*
Mechayote: *Inspects a sun battery.* Looks like one of those nuclear reactors we currently use.
Zax: *Inspects a sun battery.* I see a mini-sun in it. A tiny star. Anyone who understands the life cycle of the sun knows that they're always generating energy at an exponential rate. Meanwhile, with nuclear power, their energy decreases through this thing called half-life. Both processes take a while, but no doubt the sun battery is ideal for major cities, since their high power-consumption rate should at least be equal to the sun battery's exponential energy growth, if not more than that. This would be ideal for Las Vegas as well.
Juno: And I see these batteries have transparent shielding that feels like very dense space-grade concrete at least so we can see these stars in these batteries safely. Nice power reading interface on these things, too.
Mechayote: Wait, so they made suns using solar flares?
Zax: Pretty much.
*Secret Service contacts Leo through the table's communication system.*
Secret Service Agent 1: Sir! The C.I.D.F. have arrived with the Irish scientists!
Secret Service Agent 2: Do you want to see the scientists in the White House, or would you rather have them meet you at the CIA headquarters down in Langley in Virginia?
Zachary/Zihao: I prefer the CIA headquarters, not because I'm from Virginia, but because whatever information these scientists have for us, the CIA should know, too. Whatever they know about these sun batteries, is important for the CIA to know.
Shadow Hunter: I cannot wait to hear them describe about these sun batteries. These batteries will, without a doubt, benefit America a lot. We need T2 with us too after we meet these scientists.
*Outer Space*
*Everybody else makes their way back to Earth.*
*China*
Liu: *in Chinese* I think you can tell I am very furious right now on the inside, but I cannot show it on the outside. Also, goodbye to all who quit!
*Washington, D.C., PEOC*
Leo: *to Secret Service* I think it is best if we do it at CIA HQ. *to Zachary* Good thinking, soldier!
*Canada*
Levi P.: I feel like I'm having a bad dream, but this is reality. You would not think that this was possible. But it is, and it's happening. No need to pinch me to wake me; I am awake.
Levi P.: (narrating) So that was out of the way and we could breathe a sigh of relief now. But now was the time to bring the scientists to the U.S., and change their citizenship from Irish to American.
*Later, we are at the CIA headquarters in Virginia. The Irish scientists are present.*
Shadow Hunter: Now you're probably wondering why you're here. During our battle with the AIRAF, we raided their space colony on Mercury and discovered these things. They look like a type of nuclear or sun battery here. We managed to get several of these, or, rather, all of them. You're not in trouble, though, but we brought you here in this particular location, because here at the CIA, our intelligence agents would like to know more about these things. Can you describe to us about what these are and what they do as well as their purposes are?
Scientist 1: These are sun batteries, where each of them have a star in them. The star is formed by extracting the solar flares from the sun; thus, Mercury was the perfect spot for that. You can power space facilities and cities with these things. Here, all you have to do is replace the city's thorium reactors with these. Unlike thorium reactors, these sun batteries continue to generate power on an exponential level and never have to exponentially decrease through the half-life process.
Scientist 2: You can power ships and laser weaponry with them, but of course, we did request to the AIRAF that these batteries are not to be used for weapons, and they respected that wish. They do power spacecraft for intergalactic exploration, at least.
Scientist 3: By extracting the solar flares from the sun, we are increasing our galaxy's lifetime. Basically, we have finally discovered eternity. I hope God isn't angry with us for this. Anyways, for Earth's cities, these sun batteries will be beneficial, and due to their exponential power generation, that means much more affordable, yet more powerful clean energy. Understand that despite Earth's best efforts to improve sustainability and green initiatives throughout our lives, power consumption will continue to gradually increase; thus, these sun batteries are useful.
Zax: I'm from the state of Texas, so I wonder how beneficial they are to our HVACs. Texas spends quite a large amount of resources in HVAC tech to keep buildings cool in the heat at least.
Scientist 3: Very beneficial. For a mansion with large windows, it takes less than two seconds to change the internal temperature. But for the state of Texas as a whole, due to their rapidly growing cities and towns, the sun batteries will be useful for them.
Zax: Then I'm sold! I'm sure the state of California would love this. Then again, all of America would love this. As you know with today's infrastructure, the wiring and power channels are closed-circuit and are mostly underground so that cities and towns can withstand natural disasters without power going off. This also reduces the risk of electric shock as well.
Marshall: I'm looking at your blueprints, and I can see how useful they are for our military. But more importantly, this will benefit our nation as a whole. I'm sure NASA would love to have this. In fact, NASA is looking for a few scientists to help contribute their space exploration technologies and you guys fit right in.
We also have HR executives of top companies from across America here looking for you. All you have to do is choose the best company, ask about the states they're in, and you're in, as in you become American citizens right after being hired here. Everything we have here, you will enjoy. You'll never find anything like this outside of America. You will have a great job, your family will live a great life here, and all of us will look up to you.
Some of these power companies want to help you improve these sun batteries before selling them to other countries. No doubt the city of Macao in China will pay us top dollars for the most powerful sun battery from us, and we will be happy to accept that offer. Then again, China will pay top dollars to us to help power their cities. No, the world will. And the best part, America once again is the energy capital of Earth, thanks to you guys.
Now, choose who will you work for, and enjoy your new lives here as Americans.
Scientist 1: Thank you.
*The scientists meet their future employers to exchange contact information to start their new jobs in America as well as to become citizens of America on their appointed dates.*
Jack: So from my understanding, all we have to do is replace our thorium reactors with these sun batteries, and the solar flares from these super tiny stars will be extracted from the batteries to power our cities. So, what if energy consumption is below the power generation rate?
Scientist 4: Then there is a risk of catastrophic explosion, as too much power can be built up in these batteries. However, the world must continue to improve efficiency and sustainability to maximize production and how effective something is. Remember, we have hospitals, factories, and farming towers still being built, and they require significant power to maximize their effectiveness regardless of how efficient they are designed.
Jack: Okay; that makes sense. Anyways, welcome to the United States of America, the best nation in the world!
Zachary/Zihao: You're going to love it here!
Mechayote: To the scientists moving to Florida permanently, welcome aboard, since I'm from there! You will do us and this entire nation great favors like never before!
Juno: Boy, oh, boy; America has just gotten way more amazing, not just richer, because of our success against the AIRAF.
Mechayote: Excellent work, Leo! I know you'd do America great! These scientists will lead us to a great future like never before!
Scientist 5: I could use some sun since Ireland doesn't get much sun these days. It tends to be cloudy and foggy there.
Juno: America has everything, and by that, I really mean, everything! We have all the weather patterns, so if you're looking for the right weather pattern, we have that too. We also have hurricanes and storms, but these days, we can withstand those.
Bob: Minnesota and Michigan would benefit greatly from these sun batteries. Powers our factories and medical research facilities, too. I'm from Michigan, and you guys will transform that state to something way more amazing.
Juno: Yes, but in the end, Texas is going to grow really fast. Yeah; we got New Mexico and Arizona, too, and as much as these sun batteries will benefit them since they got people moving in, Texas will benefit the most since a lot of people want to move there.
Marshall: Yes and no. I'm from California and personally, these sun batteries will transform California greatly. Imagine how much lower the power bills will be due to the exponential power growth from these sun batteries. Actually, if you want to get more technical, I'm from the same state that Jack was from, Washington state. But either way, California will be transformed into something way more amazing. And of course, Washington state would be thankful for these scientists and their batteries. I can see a business boom in California, and with these immigrants from Hong Kong alone, they will make California a great state to live in again. It will be a beautiful state all over again, if not better, for America.
Jack: Nevada, especially Las Vegas, will benefit from this, too. Of course. Macao will always be Earth's gambling capital. Las Vegas used to be Earth's gambling capital in the last century, but these days, it's all about Macao, and will always be Macao. But, yeah; thanks to these scientists, America will truly be amazing. But know that California and Florida will cost more to live in than in Texas, since most Americans want to live in either of those states for their beaches.
Zachary/Zihao: Time to get ready for massive global orders for our sun batteries to power their cities soon. America leads the world again! Thank you, President Zanicchi, for this! Or rather, Emperor Zanicchi, since you proved to the world that we Americans can conquer space!
Juno: Galactic Emperor Zanicchi to be more precise. All hail our Galactic Emperor! The world has seen what the United States Space Force is capable of and how we made sci-fi a reality.
Zax: And countries like Taiwan have been obsessing over us and have expressed desires to be like us one way or another, too. They want it, we'll help them get there!
*Leo makes a note of that.*
Leo: Okay; that makes sense. You just happened to go with the wrong crowd. But now, you'll be doing it with the right crowds. Welcome to America!
Leo: (narrating) And so the United States of America proves again why it is the greatest nation in the world, and it hasn't even reached 300 yet in its age. Nations like China, who have been around for 5,000 years, have amazingly not, I repeat, NOT, reached the standards they were capable of reaching. Why? Communism ruling over them for far too long; that's why. By contrast, the U.S. has been free enterprise and always will be. Yes, there are bad sides of capitalism, but between the two, it really is the better option.
The AIRAF is never going to learn their lesson, it seems. I promise you this wasn't going to be their last idea, but anything the world can do, America can do better! There's no arguing around that, people, so don't bother.
Anyway, keep yourselves safe now. Good night.
THE END
The Case of the Solar Fusion Research
The AIRAF attempt to colonize the planet Mercury while scientists, hired by them, figure out how to extract solar flares and make a mini-sun you can put inside a battery. This is the next step up from thorium according to them.
The bad news for them? The C.I.D.F. and the USSF (United States Space Force) are coming to get them!
AIRAF, UN1024s, etc. © Chuong alone; parallels of Leo joint-owned by him and me
Leo himself, G-52s, C.I.D.F. © me and me alone
The Pink Panther (song) © Henry Mancini and everyone else who owns the rights
Biker Mice from Mars © Rick Ungar, Brentwood Television Funnies, and everybody else who owns the rights
The Pink Panther (song): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnNO5_Ao6U
The bad news for them? The C.I.D.F. and the USSF (United States Space Force) are coming to get them!
AIRAF, UN1024s, etc. © Chuong alone; parallels of Leo joint-owned by him and me
Leo himself, G-52s, C.I.D.F. © me and me alone
The Pink Panther (song) © Henry Mancini and everyone else who owns the rights
Biker Mice from Mars © Rick Ungar, Brentwood Television Funnies, and everybody else who owns the rights
The Pink Panther (song): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnNO5_Ao6U
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Chuong: Mars always had evidence of life before the Biker Mice came around about.
Zax: I'm not sure if the element of mercury exists that much on Mecury. But I do know that Mercury is rich in iron. That planet has the resources to make the toughest of steel.
Konrad: Glad we took out their space colony before they discovered Mercury's resources. Even better is that thanks to these Irish scientists, we are now the global producer of sun batteries for the world's cities. That makes America the energy capital of the world again!
Zachary/Zihao: Zannichi has secured America's position as the world's number 1 economy.
Zax: I'm not sure if the element of mercury exists that much on Mecury. But I do know that Mercury is rich in iron. That planet has the resources to make the toughest of steel.
Konrad: Glad we took out their space colony before they discovered Mercury's resources. Even better is that thanks to these Irish scientists, we are now the global producer of sun batteries for the world's cities. That makes America the energy capital of the world again!
Zachary/Zihao: Zannichi has secured America's position as the world's number 1 economy.
Super C: Then I guess people didn't believe there was life on Mars until the Biker Mice.
Throttle: *to Chuong* Everybody just thought about those ugly green creatures in the flying saucers. But you can tell we are from Mars from the antennae on our heads. *He points to it.* Playing soccer is a bit rough on them, though.
Modo: Especially when you use your head.
Leo: *to Zachary* Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without the cooperation of the administration, the G-52s, and all Americans, soldier and civilian.
Throttle: *to Chuong* Everybody just thought about those ugly green creatures in the flying saucers. But you can tell we are from Mars from the antennae on our heads. *He points to it.* Playing soccer is a bit rough on them, though.
Modo: Especially when you use your head.
Leo: *to Zachary* Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without the cooperation of the administration, the G-52s, and all Americans, soldier and civilian.
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