Recently, I have only painted girls, it is high time to dilute with another self-portrait .. and a little story

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Have you ever been asked out on a date by a nice girl with whom you only talked online for a long time?
I was invited :)
The awaited weekend has come. I diligently combed the tail, put on new denim, even made a fashionable hairstyle.
And here she is, a clever, beautiful woman, with a flying gait, bottomless eyes and charming smile.
She notices me and instead of the revived "Hello" I hear
"Dirty Pervert!!!"
"In what sense am i dirty? I even washed my ears, twice, look!"
in response only the knock of running away heels.
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Yeah! Every date is a whole new world, everything is different, but this time something went wrong from the very beginning, again ..
Eh, I hope someday I will meet that only girl who will be important not only outside