here's Kai Mele the Primarina, doing what he loves best; surgically butchering innocent creatures to create abominations unto a Lord that he will tell you doesn't exist! the title of this image is the five words I dread most to hear whenever I enter a room that he's been tinkering in. because I KNOW he's gonna show me something I really didn't need to see today.

how was I supposed to know that taking my Popplio to the True Lab, so he could see me hot glue those Renamons together, would turn that sweet, innocent pupper into the most feared creature in my entire personal Poke-Roster?! did I influence his interests? is it my fault entirely that he's like this? or was he twisted since he drew his first breath, and all I did was give him an outlet for it? all things considered, he Loves, Loves, LOVES what he does, and is always happy to share his nightmare creations with me and others- much to my at-this-point numbness, and their inevitable shock...

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Primarina model made by Random T. Bush.

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