Being the early morning of hell, long before the hellish sky lights up with fire, and having awakened before his slumbering derg and most loyal of servants. Pyrow decides to go get an early morning snack! ~Bananas maybe?~ he ponders to himself as he saunters down the expansive halls of the Grand Black Palace.

Rubbing over his crust eyes and letting out a low but long yawn, the purple 'night gown' wearing Sergix walks through the doorway and into the kitchen area.

The kitchen being large and industrial enough to feed everyone in the castle and hold regular banquettes; while remaining elegant and stylish enough Pyrow finds it classy enough to use.

With his tired eyes passingly looking over the counter tops and normally filled fruit bowls for any fresh bananas and not finding any he grumbles out a "hrrmph, no bananas~" he halfway whines!

Walking past the over dozen foot (four meters) long granite counter tops and heads over to a blank wall with a tall archway built into it which is wholly unique to this room. As Pyrow nears the arch, runes inscribed into the archway illuminates themselves with a dim purple and red glimmer. "Banyans~" Pyrow mutters in commandment, instantly the wall dissolves away as naturally bright sunlight lights up the kitchen and salty warm humid air blows into the kitchen. Before pyrow is rows upon rows of roughly nine to sixteen foot (roughly three to five meters) tall banana tree stalks. Each tree having bountiful bushels of perfectly yellow ripe bananas!

Stepping out onto the crunchy dead banana leaves which cover the ground, Pyrow shields his eyes even under the cover of the foliage above by folding his right arm over his forehead. "Eugh~ couldn't it have been a plantation in the dead of night?" he bemoans and complains aloud!

Stepping forth and seeing how high the trees are, the Queen effortlessly casts an alteration spell without muttering a word! Growing to over double his original height, Pyrow reaches out with both his arms. Grasping and gently tugging on the entire bushel of bananas, he breaks them free with a triumphant "Gotcha!" Happy with his catch, shrinks back down with the hefty bushel and heads back through the portal and into the comparably dark kitchen!

Passing through the portal it disappears as quick as it appeared, casting the room into darkness once again and any mortal would be left blinded by the light but not the Royal Demon Queen. Setting the heavy bushel down on the table, Pyrow rips one off!

Mouth watering as he peals it back, Pyrow is ready to bite into it~ ... only to pause as his ears twitch and perk up. Focusing, Pyrow looks to his left to where he hears a low nom-nom-nomm~ sound.

Looking over next to the massive fridge Pyrow yelps out! "AAH! A rat!" Throwing his halfway opened banana into the ceiling as Pyrow points down at the tiny vermin peacefully sitting on the counter top!

"Sup red-ling Yes yes!" the Spanish-accent-dripping micro responds and halfway waves! before returning to munching on a pile of mozzarella shredded cheese. "mmmm, wants sum? mmm, cheese yes yes!" The rat happily hums~

Seeing this barbarous rat speak Pyrow lets out a shriek! "AAAAH!" Stumbling back he suddenly decries "MY CHEESE!" Going from a look of surprise and shock to scowling anger! The Queen's hands glow with a swirling purple and speckles of gold as he instantly conjures a sawn off 12 gauge lever action, gold plated, with magically engraved white wood finished shotgun!

"DIE THIEVING VERMIN! DIE! AAAAAAAAH!" the Sergix shouts like a battle cry! But comes off like a spiteful teenage gril!

The rat's eyes go wide in suprise, releasing the few strands of cheese as he jumps up to scurry away! Lowly muttering "mamague!!!" in fear! but before the rat could even take his first step the shotgun fires!

BA-LAAM the golden decorative gun screams out as the room is lit up from the older black powder muzzle flash blast!

Because of the white gun smoke and the equally decorative back splash tile behind the rat having exploded into sand and dust that now fills the air, Pyrow pants in frustration!

cu-cunck the shotgun ejects the last and racks the next shell as the spent one falls to the floor with the mostly plastic shell going duut-dudud-duuuh as it bounces back and forth on the hard smooth stone floor.

Assuming he vaporized the thieving rat! Pyrow begins to let out a sigh and close his eyes! Having gotten revenge on the vermin eating his cheese! ... only to let out a girly yelp as his eyes open to see the rat darting along the counter top along the wall! HOLDING CHEESE NO LESS!

Bringing up the gun again! The Sergix begins blasting at the single rat!

"DIE. DIE. DIE!" the femboy shouts out with each deafening blast before quickly racking another shell!

With each shot from the magical and bottomless shotgun lets out repeated hail of lead! The grey little rat narrowly 'dodges' the incoming screaming munitions as the counter tops, spice rack, cabinets, back splash walls ALL are torn to shreds with each shot!

"AAAAAH!" Pyrow shouts only to stop firing as the gun is suddenly yanked out of his hands!

"what the HELL is going on?" Nemo shouts! Being the first into the kitchen as he's joined by two other guards and a petite servant peaking around the corner!

Having been awoken by the first blast of the shotgun, Nemo holds the smoking shotgun with a tight grip as he and the guards look around utterly confused and confounded!

Nemo is the first to speak up of the trio as he shouts out "Pyrow what the FUCK! are you doing blasting holes into the walls!" he asks with frustration!

The Sergix pants and huffs in response at first, soon stating "There was a RAT eating my CHEESE!" he whines a bit as he rubs over his right hand! Having had the shotgun RIPPED from his hands he looks off to the side in embarrassment.

Returning his eyes up at Nemo and to his guards, Pyrow doesn't have to hear them say a word to see the response they'd give painted as clear as day on their faces! Looks of disbelief and shock at that reasoning!

"You WHAT!" the head guard Otho scoffs!

Seeing their faces Pyrow moves his hands up and 'fixes' his flared up feathered hair and pats down his puffed up chest fur! Pyrow hand waving the mess and the trio as he struts over "oh this? D-Don't you uh- don't worry about it! I can fix it right up!" Pyrow awkwardly chuckles as three tall strong men glare down at him.

"R-really it-it's fine! No one got hurt at least!" he huffs, blushing! But as he says that on the other side of the wall, cries out "MY LEEEG! AAAAH!" muffled by the wall

"eh- heh, I'll... uh, fix them up too! Don't you wo-worry!" he mutters, looking off to the side in shame!

"GO FIX THEM UP NOW!" Nemo shouts! and points out of the kitchen doorway!

The Queen meekly whines! Running out of the door way with his tail between his legs!

Nemo can only sigh as he rubs and pinches the bridge of his nose between his eyes as he walks over to the cabinet with a shotgun blast in face of it and reaches though the hole, grabbing one of the intact cups and pours himself some coffee as the two guards look around awkwardly, the one rubbing the back of his neck as they look at the destruction...

On the other side of the wall, as Pyrow quickly tends to the wounded twink, he looks up for a moment through the hole he caused... spotting the Rat with a mouth and handful of cheese! Pyrow's cheese! The dark grey and white little rat chirping and maliciously laughing at the Queen before tucking away into the wall!

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A little story written by a friend and co-creator of Nemo, my hunky dragon soon to be posted onto this account. Meant purely as a parody/comedy of the setting, not meant to be taken seriously or to be viewed as how the characters are generally meant to be interpreted.

Art by the ever kind  Ratafari