Sometimes you have two people wanting the same thing that really cannot be shared. And sometimes that situation involves two thieves wanting to steal the same object. Agent Spect-hare had broken into a museum to steal a large diamond. The heist was going well, with her being able to disable the security for the diamond and get it out of its display. But before she would make her daring escape, she came across an unexpected guest. It was Kirene of the Bundory Family, who had decided to try to steal the diamond for herself at the very same night. This provides an awkward situation for the two of them.

Agent Spect-hare didn't really have time to deal with Kirene, especially since she herself is the one who has the diamond, so she decided to make her exit and not bother taking down the cat girl burglar. She threw few cards at her way to distract her as she headed out to the exit. But Kirene was not impressed by the bunny girl thief's tricks, as she lashed the cards from mid-air with her whip and dashed towards Agent Spect-hare. She sent her whip at Agent Spect-hare, making it wrap around her to stop her at her track and drop the diamond. Kirene picked up the diamond and admired it a bit before turning her attention at the tied up rabbit.

Agent Spect-hare had no idea what Kirene was going to do with her. Was she going to leave her here all tied up to be found by the police? Was she going to make a deal with her? As the cat burglar approaches the rabbit thief, she was striking a devious smile. And then all of a sudden, Kirene started kissing Agent Spect-hare. Agent Spect-hare was surprised at this. Did Kirene had a crush on her? But before she could think further, Kirene started puffing her cheeks with air and then she blew the air at Agent Spect-hare's mouth. This caused her to blow up like a balloon in an instant, making her break out of the whip binding but making her unable to move due to her being all round. The rabbit girl thief was left surprised at this. She was a wind-attribute Yo-kai, so did the cat girl burglar use this fact to inflate her like this in an instant? Regardless of the details, Kirene was not done with Agent Spect-hare. She took a deep breath and kissed her again, blowing her up even further. Now she was almost the size of the hall they were in. Agent Spect-hare felt really light, almost like she would start floating if it wasn't for the fact that she was almost too big to fit in the room. She begged for Kirene to stop, but Kirene didn't answer. All she did was strike another smile as she took another deep breath.

The roof of the museum broke out. Agent Spect-hare had been blown-out like a giant blimp, being too large to be contained within the museum. The giant rabbit girl thief float up, as she couldn't do much of anything but to be carried by the wind. And sitting on top of her was Kirene, polishing the diamond as she was making her grand escape. It was truly the cat burglar's lucky day; not only did she snatch a precious diamond to herself, but she now has herself a beautiful rabbit blimp all for herself! In the world of thieves, there are those who get it all and those who end up being used by others.

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A story-illustration collab with  toyorai involving Agent Spect-hare getting inflated quite hugely. Illustration by me; story by them with small fixes by me.