THIS COMIC CONTAINS SLASH (dude x dude, Count Dracula x Jonathan Harker to be precise), IF ITS NOT TO YOUR LIKING, WHACK THE 'X' BUTTON IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER 👀
Welp, this happened. Mostly because there is so few fanarts of this unlikely couple it's scandalous.
(That and it's a good way to relax while I recover from my wisdom teeth extraction...)
This comic is based on Hammer's Dracula movies - starring the one and only Christopher Lee and is QUITE inspired by Bram Stoker's novel and the weird... thing Dracula had for Jonathan Harker.
Now if you've ever read the novel, you'll know what I'm talking about.
As for the movie - first of the series - there was a subtle hint in one scene, but I suppose they were too hesistant to make it as bold as it was in the novel.
As for what's happening here... again, if you ever saw at least one of these classic, wonderful movies, you'll know why Jonathan reacts... the way he does... when he's being nommed on XD
(And if you don't, feel free to ask!)
It's not half as unpleasant as one'd expect it to be!
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Welp, this happened. Mostly because there is so few fanarts of this unlikely couple it's scandalous.
(That and it's a good way to relax while I recover from my wisdom teeth extraction...)
This comic is based on Hammer's Dracula movies - starring the one and only Christopher Lee and is QUITE inspired by Bram Stoker's novel and the weird... thing Dracula had for Jonathan Harker.
Now if you've ever read the novel, you'll know what I'm talking about.
As for the movie - first of the series - there was a subtle hint in one scene, but I suppose they were too hesistant to make it as bold as it was in the novel.
As for what's happening here... again, if you ever saw at least one of these classic, wonderful movies, you'll know why Jonathan reacts... the way he does... when he's being nommed on XD
(And if you don't, feel free to ask!)
It's not half as unpleasant as one'd expect it to be!
>>>NEXT PAGE<<<
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He's hung like a horse, perfect for a vampire if you ask me. >B)
Jonathan can please Drac's heats anytime now!
Jonathan can please Drac's heats anytime now!
Perfect or not, a vampire seems to be the only option for someone with such... glorious equipment... or at the very least one of the very, very few who won't freak out XD
Especially considering the fact it's late 1800s and that part of the society is yet to become obsessed with huge dongers.
Especially considering the fact it's late 1800s and that part of the society is yet to become obsessed with huge dongers.
Indeed. I mean, size queens/kings have existed since the dawn of time but they're still uncommon to this day.
Fact, however I'd say the worldwide - false - obsession ("If you don't have a big dick, you're a loser, size matters, he's got a huge dick, he's so lucky and I bet he has all the ladies!") seems to be a rather... recent thing.
It's funny how this still goes on while your average very hung dude is most often as unhappy as one can be, and your average partner will do exactly that - freak out.
It's funny how this still goes on while your average very hung dude is most often as unhappy as one can be, and your average partner will do exactly that - freak out.
Yep! And I've also seen size queens who stick giant dildos up their offices saying that size doesn't matter and they're more likely to get pussy when they have a small/average cock because a lot of people don't have a super stretchy vagina.
Indeed! Getting laid seems to be easier for tiny dudes, actually - because, unlike way too many above average/huge dudes, they actually put a LOT of effort into other things (foreplay, etc.) which is awesome and would definitely earn a huge from me. Sad thing with many giants seems to be their inflated ego - they'll lay there and expect their size alone to win every partner's heart while that's definitely NOT the case too often XD
Jonathan better not be the inflated ego type though... he'll get whacked so hard he'll end up in Twilight universe The Count takes no sass from nobody!
Jonathan better not be the inflated ego type though... he'll get whacked so hard he'll end up in Twilight universe The Count takes no sass from nobody!
...Oh boy. You're sadly very wrong. A lot of tiny dudes tend to be very self concious but they also have an inflated ego somehow. They'll skip foreplay and will only care about being the ones cumming. A lot of women had to leave their boyfriend because they wouldn't treat them well (or treat them AT ALL) in bed.
Big or small, no difference.
But if you do find a dude who even knows what foreplay is, and better, is enthusiastic about doing it to you, then you hit the jackpot! If you have a curious dude who doesn't know what foreplay/g-spot is, nothing is lost if he's willing to learn, and you probably hit the jackpot too!
Honestly, if a cis dude wanted to do stuff with me, I'll give him a lot of foreplay before fucking his ass. A bit like our dear Rick in your comic! ;)
Jesus fuck, I hope not! Drac would also deflate something else than his ego. XD
Big or small, no difference.
But if you do find a dude who even knows what foreplay is, and better, is enthusiastic about doing it to you, then you hit the jackpot! If you have a curious dude who doesn't know what foreplay/g-spot is, nothing is lost if he's willing to learn, and you probably hit the jackpot too!
Honestly, if a cis dude wanted to do stuff with me, I'll give him a lot of foreplay before fucking his ass. A bit like our dear Rick in your comic! ;)
Jesus fuck, I hope not! Drac would also deflate something else than his ego. XD
Welp... That... makes about as much sense as... meh, I won't even bother. Nothing this kind of people do makes sense whatsoever.
Good thing is many women LEAVE, at least.
(To be honest, drawing a comic with such a... specimen would've been FUN... if you know what I mean.)
Absolutely, agreed. Even though the topic doesn't interest/affect me personally almost at all, it's still good to know such guys still exist out there. After all, they're the ones I base my... certain characters on >XD
Jonathan seems too smart/kind for that, though. And he better be as smart as he looks XD
Good thing is many women LEAVE, at least.
(To be honest, drawing a comic with such a... specimen would've been FUN... if you know what I mean.)
Absolutely, agreed. Even though the topic doesn't interest/affect me personally almost at all, it's still good to know such guys still exist out there. After all, they're the ones I base my... certain characters on >XD
Jonathan seems too smart/kind for that, though. And he better be as smart as he looks XD
Ohhh, that's kind of why I'd be very interested in that Smile x Mahigun comic you mentioned. At least you can say Smile is a hideous incel in furry standarts and you won't have to draw an actual neckbeard. XD
I'm glad you do. You know, we should educate people on that matter, and you're doing a good job with your Rickyl comic.
He better be, yeah! XD
I'm glad you do. You know, we should educate people on that matter, and you're doing a good job with your Rickyl comic.
He better be, yeah! XD
Shhhhhh, do you want CrappyPasta fans to gang up and murder me?!
Damn right. That's what I do. Maybe it'll help at least one or two people stuck in an abusive relationship... Apparently my art made people who struggled with depression feel better multiple times, so...
Well, considering how scared he was of Dracula in the movie eventually, he shouldn't be getting any funny ideas XD
Damn right. That's what I do. Maybe it'll help at least one or two people stuck in an abusive relationship... Apparently my art made people who struggled with depression feel better multiple times, so...
Well, considering how scared he was of Dracula in the movie eventually, he shouldn't be getting any funny ideas XD
Pretty sure many of them would be on board with that, the 2% mature ones at least. <XD
It did, and I'm sure we're gonna see a person showing up and thanking you for helping them realize what consent is, just you watch!
Indeed, or else he'll end up like a deflated balloon. XD
It did, and I'm sure we're gonna see a person showing up and thanking you for helping them realize what consent is, just you watch!
Indeed, or else he'll end up like a deflated balloon. XD
I quite recommend it, fun to read!
It's a bit more easy to understand if you have, as in the movie there's just one short scene that may or may not hint at something... while in the novel, there's QUITE a few XD
Here's the most... weird part of the novel:
But at that instant, another sensation swept through me as quick as lightning. I was conscious of the presence of the Count, and of his being as if lapped in a storm of fury. As my eyes opened involuntarily I saw his strong hand grasp the slender neck of the fair woman and with giant's power draw it back, the blue eyes transformed with fury, the white teeth champing with rage, and the fair cheeks blazing red with passion. But the Count! Never did I imagine such wrath and fury, even to the demons of the pit. His eyes were positively blazing. The red light in them was lurid, as if the flames of hell fire blazed behind them. His face was deathly pale, and the lines of it were hard like drawn wires. The thick eyebrows that met over the nose now seemed like a heaving bar of whitehot metal. With a fierce sweep of his arm, he hurled the woman from him, and then motioned to the others, as though he were beating them back. It was the same imperious gesture that I had seen used to the wolves. In a voice which, though low and almost in a whisper seemed to cut through the air and then ring in the room he said,
-How dare you touch him, any of you?! How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it?! Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you'll have to deal with me!
The fair girl, with a laugh of ribald coquetry, turned to answer him.
-You yourself never loved. You never love! - On this the other women joined,and such a mirthless, hard, soulless laughter rang through the room that it almost made me faint to hear. It seemed like the pleasure of fiends.
Then the Count turned, after looking at my face attentively, and said in a soft whisper,
-Yes, I too can love.
It's a bit more easy to understand if you have, as in the movie there's just one short scene that may or may not hint at something... while in the novel, there's QUITE a few XD
Here's the most... weird part of the novel:
But at that instant, another sensation swept through me as quick as lightning. I was conscious of the presence of the Count, and of his being as if lapped in a storm of fury. As my eyes opened involuntarily I saw his strong hand grasp the slender neck of the fair woman and with giant's power draw it back, the blue eyes transformed with fury, the white teeth champing with rage, and the fair cheeks blazing red with passion. But the Count! Never did I imagine such wrath and fury, even to the demons of the pit. His eyes were positively blazing. The red light in them was lurid, as if the flames of hell fire blazed behind them. His face was deathly pale, and the lines of it were hard like drawn wires. The thick eyebrows that met over the nose now seemed like a heaving bar of whitehot metal. With a fierce sweep of his arm, he hurled the woman from him, and then motioned to the others, as though he were beating them back. It was the same imperious gesture that I had seen used to the wolves. In a voice which, though low and almost in a whisper seemed to cut through the air and then ring in the room he said,
-How dare you touch him, any of you?! How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it?! Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you'll have to deal with me!
The fair girl, with a laugh of ribald coquetry, turned to answer him.
-You yourself never loved. You never love! - On this the other women joined,and such a mirthless, hard, soulless laughter rang through the room that it almost made me faint to hear. It seemed like the pleasure of fiends.
Then the Count turned, after looking at my face attentively, and said in a soft whisper,
-Yes, I too can love.
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Thank you <3 I adore your art style^^
Thank you <3 I adore your art style^^
Sapphire is glad this one caught your attention, too.
And thank YOU! ^^
And thank YOU! ^^
I'll feed your habit, I'll feed it UNTIL YOU GROW AS BIG AS A MOUNTAIN AND THEN BIGGER!
Haha, thank you! ^^ Glad it's to your liking! He's a beyond gorgeous man, makes all other vampires feel fugly, both men AND women, lol.
Haha, thank you! ^^ Glad it's to your liking! He's a beyond gorgeous man, makes all other vampires feel fugly, both men AND women, lol.
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