According to Pokedex entries or something, it seems Salandit can't evolve because they get deprived of food by the Salazzle they worship. Well, karma can be a bitch; eventually that killer queen is gonna end up ingesting something she shouldn't have, and all of her minions are going to enjoy every second of it. Even once this is all said and done, her pheromones are gonna smell like blueberries for the next few months or so.

When I was working on this, I showed it to a friend and they referred to the Salandit harem as "the simps." Now I can't get that out of my head; this Pokemon is hereby renamed Simplandit.

Non-berry alt: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38979145/