It all started like any other day. You wake up feeling fully rested after a good night’s sleep. After a hearty breakfast, you decide to go out for an early morning walk. The sun is radiant, but not overbearingly hot; the air is a perfect blend of breezy and crisp; and the scenery couldn’t be more peacefully tranquil Everything was going just fine...until you sense a disturbance At first, you choose to ignore it; thinking it will eventually subside. But, several more yards away, you just can’t go on any further trying to ignore that pesky foreign object wedged between your toes. You say to yourself, “This is the price you pay sometimes for wearing open-toed footwear.” You can’t stand it anymore, so you stop in your tracks for a moment in order to remove this irritating distraction. However, on closer inspection, you spot what appears to be a tiny arm poking out from between your toes and it’s waving frantically!

That is it! I cannot stand it any longer! What on Mobius is inside my sandal? What is that? Is that a tiny arm...and it’s still moving? Oh, my goodness! I must have snagged a large grasshopper along the way! Poor thing...I hope it’s still alive and...hold on! This isn’t a grasshopper, or even an insect. It’s a...a bat?!
It all started like any other day. You wake up feeling fully rested after a good night’s sleep. After a hearty breakfast, you decide to go out for an early morning walk. The sun is radiant, but not overbearingly hot; the air is a perfect blend of breezy and crisp; and the scenery couldn’t be more peacefully tranquil All was going just fine...until you sense a disturbance What was only peaceful quiet...is suddenly shook up by loud THOOMS from a distance! Before you can tell where it’s coming from, you turn around and get ambushed by something big! You’re covered in darkness, surrounded by suffocating heat, and pressed tightly between what you can only describe as firm boulders, incapable of any movement; all while experiencing turbulent motion, making everything you’re experiencing even more distraught! After what seemed like an endless roller coaster ride, the rocky motion suddenly ceases. Now’s the perfect opportunity to try squeezing and climbing your way out from wherever the hell you are! After a few struggling minutes, you reach open skies again, breathing in some much needed fresh air. As you manage to pull your arm out and wave it frantically for freedom, you hear a booming voice coming from up above. From what you can barely see at an awkward angle, it appears to be a gigantic female wolf with an alluring figure and appearance Despite this discovery, it all makes perfect sense now!

GAH!!! Air! At last! Where the hell am...I? Uhhh...hi! Er, uhh...nice day for a walk, isn’t it? Could I, uhhh...get a little help here, ma’am?

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