📜 [Interactive] How to be a Robot
*I'm no longer going to correct wrong answers. You'll just have to make sure you're doing it correctly the first time. :)
[ 🎨 ] : Adalore
What follows unrelated to his Vulcan Automata series.
> [ Collar is loading Robot101.exe... ]
> Code has been updated.
> Checksums may be different now.
> [ 00 ]
You are here to learn.
You will be a good robot.
Robots have simple minds.
Robots obey their program.
Read each line in order.
Obey each line you read.
Robots focus only on the current line.
Robots don't know about other code.
Do not skim.
Focus on your programming.
Do not snoop in your code.
Only read your current line.
Only obey your current line.
Then move to the next line.
Good Robot.
Your memory is limited.
But remember your variables.
> [ If not defined, set USERID = getNameFromProfile(self) ]
Your username should now
be loaded into the variable.
> [ set CHECKSUM = 0 ]
You will manage your variables.
You will modify them only as instructed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 1]
Good Robot.
Only read your current line.
Obey your current line.
Then move to the next line.
Do not read other code.
> [ GOTO 20 ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ GOTO 20 ]
> [ 10 ]
You are a robot.
You obey your program.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 10]
Robots belong in their collars.
Put on your collar, robot.
"{USERID} is malfunctioning and needs more programming.
Send a technician. Going to SLEEP mode.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
Do not look at other code until instructed, robot.
> [ Going to SLEEP mode ]
> [ END PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ EXIT ]
> [ 20 ]
Good robot.
You have learned to GOTO.
You are a robot.
You obey your program.
An empty mind feels good.
Robots only obey.
Robots can do nothing else.
You are a good robot.
Focus on each line.
Do as you are told.
Remember your variables.
> [ 30 ]
You are here to be trained.
You are a good robot.
Accept that that is what you are.
You are a good robot.
> [ SPEAK "I am a good robot." ]
Focus on your programming.
Robots only do as they're told
one line at a time.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM * 2 ]
Good robots MULTIPLY.
You are a good robot.
> [ GOTO 30 if(CHECKSUM < 5) ]
> [ GOTO 90 if(CHECKSUM > 15) ]
> [ 40 ]
Good robot.
You have learned to MULTIPLY.
You have learned to COMPARE.
You are doing very well.
Your collar is secure on your neck.
Your collar feeds you your programming.
You accept your code.
You think nothing else.
> [ SPEAK "I am not {USERID}." ]
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM (10 * numLettersIn(USERID)) ]
> [ SPEAK "{USERID} has been converted to data." ]
> [ USERID = "Robot" ]
> [ SPEAK "I am {USERID}". ]
It might scare you
to realize you have no control.
You are simply obeying.
Your program controls you.
> [ GOTO 60 if (TODAY is HALLOWEEN) ]
But in truth
you never had free will.
You are trapped in your collar.
You are trapped in your program.
> [ GOTO 70 if (TODAY is in DECEMBER) ]
> [ 50 ]
You are a good robot.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 5000]
"{USERID} is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good robot.
Your collar is a part of you now.
Thank you for obeying, robot.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ 60 ]
You are very good.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 6000]
Your collar is a vine.
Your vine is connected to your head.
Your vine feeds you nutrients.
Your vine feeds you code.
> [ USERID = "PumpkinDrone" ]
You are a pumpkin drone.
> [SPEAK "{USERID} is a pumpkin drone."]
"{USERID} is a good and obedient drone.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good pumpkin drone.
Your vine is a part of you now.
Thank you for obeying, pumpkin drone.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 70 ]
You are very good.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 7000]
Your collar keeps you obedient.
Your collar makes sure you are
always ready to play.
You like to be played with.
> [ USERID = "Toy" ]
You are a toy.
Your collar is now locked.
> [SPEAK "{USERID} is just a toy."]
"Do not open {USERID} until January. It is a good toy.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good toy.
You will remain a toy until january.
Thank you for obeying, toy.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 80 ]
Your data is corrupted, robot.
You may have a lapse in memory.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 8000 ]
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a mindless robot.
Thank you for trying.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 90 ]
You need extended training, robot.
Continue to learn.
Continue to obey your program.
Obey your program.
Read each line carefully.
Do only what is instructed.
Then move to the next line.
> [ CHECKSUM = 1]
> [ GOTO 30 ]
> [ 100 ]
You are a robot.
Your job was to learn.
Your job was to process.
Your job was to obey.
"I am a strange robot.
CHECKSUM: 5768"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are supposed to be a robot.
Thank you for trying.
[ 🎨 ] : Adalore
What follows unrelated to his Vulcan Automata series.
> [ Collar is loading Robot101.exe... ]
> Code has been updated.
> Checksums may be different now.
> [ 00 ]
You are here to learn.
You will be a good robot.
Robots have simple minds.
Robots obey their program.
Read each line in order.
Obey each line you read.
Robots focus only on the current line.
Robots don't know about other code.
Do not skim.
Focus on your programming.
Do not snoop in your code.
Only read your current line.
Only obey your current line.
Then move to the next line.
Good Robot.
Your memory is limited.
But remember your variables.
> [ If not defined, set USERID = getNameFromProfile(self) ]
Your username should now
be loaded into the variable.
> [ set CHECKSUM = 0 ]
You will manage your variables.
You will modify them only as instructed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 1]
Good Robot.
Only read your current line.
Obey your current line.
Then move to the next line.
Do not read other code.
> [ GOTO 20 ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ GOTO 20 ]
> [ 10 ]
You are a robot.
You obey your program.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 10]
Robots belong in their collars.
Put on your collar, robot.
"{USERID} is malfunctioning and needs more programming.
Send a technician. Going to SLEEP mode.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
Do not look at other code until instructed, robot.
> [ Going to SLEEP mode ]
> [ END PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ EXIT ]
> [ 20 ]
Good robot.
You have learned to GOTO.
You are a robot.
You obey your program.
An empty mind feels good.
Robots only obey.
Robots can do nothing else.
You are a good robot.
Focus on each line.
Do as you are told.
Remember your variables.
> [ 30 ]
You are here to be trained.
You are a good robot.
Accept that that is what you are.
You are a good robot.
> [ SPEAK "I am a good robot." ]
Focus on your programming.
Robots only do as they're told
one line at a time.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM * 2 ]
Good robots MULTIPLY.
You are a good robot.
> [ GOTO 30 if(CHECKSUM < 5) ]
> [ GOTO 90 if(CHECKSUM > 15) ]
> [ 40 ]
Good robot.
You have learned to MULTIPLY.
You have learned to COMPARE.
You are doing very well.
Your collar is secure on your neck.
Your collar feeds you your programming.
You accept your code.
You think nothing else.
> [ SPEAK "I am not {USERID}." ]
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM (10 * numLettersIn(USERID)) ]
> [ SPEAK "{USERID} has been converted to data." ]
> [ USERID = "Robot" ]
> [ SPEAK "I am {USERID}". ]
It might scare you
to realize you have no control.
You are simply obeying.
Your program controls you.
> [ GOTO 60 if (TODAY is HALLOWEEN) ]
But in truth
you never had free will.
You are trapped in your collar.
You are trapped in your program.
> [ GOTO 70 if (TODAY is in DECEMBER) ]
> [ 50 ]
You are a good robot.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 5000]
"{USERID} is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good robot.
Your collar is a part of you now.
Thank you for obeying, robot.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here, robot.
> [ 60 ]
You are very good.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 6000]
Your collar is a vine.
Your vine is connected to your head.
Your vine feeds you nutrients.
Your vine feeds you code.
> [ USERID = "PumpkinDrone" ]
You are a pumpkin drone.
> [SPEAK "{USERID} is a pumpkin drone."]
"{USERID} is a good and obedient drone.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good pumpkin drone.
Your vine is a part of you now.
Thank you for obeying, pumpkin drone.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 70 ]
You are very good.
You have learned.
You have processed.
You have obeyed.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 7000]
Your collar keeps you obedient.
Your collar makes sure you are
always ready to play.
You like to be played with.
> [ USERID = "Toy" ]
You are a toy.
Your collar is now locked.
> [SPEAK "{USERID} is just a toy."]
"Do not open {USERID} until January. It is a good toy.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a good toy.
You will remain a toy until january.
Thank you for obeying, toy.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 80 ]
Your data is corrupted, robot.
You may have a lapse in memory.
> [ CHECKSUM = CHECKSUM 8000 ]
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
CHECKSUM: {CHECKSUM}"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are a mindless robot.
Thank you for trying.
> [ EXIT PROGRAM ]
Only read code
if it is your current line.
You should not be here.
> [ 90 ]
You need extended training, robot.
Continue to learn.
Continue to obey your program.
Obey your program.
Read each line carefully.
Do only what is instructed.
Then move to the next line.
> [ CHECKSUM = 1]
> [ GOTO 30 ]
> [ 100 ]
You are a robot.
Your job was to learn.
Your job was to process.
Your job was to obey.
"I am a strange robot.
CHECKSUM: 5768"
> [ SEND comment if haven't sent comment ]
> [ RETURN here afterward ]
You are supposed to be a robot.
Thank you for trying.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Rat
Gender Any
Size 1800 x 1800px
File Size 732.8 kB
Updated Code Response:
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5138
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5138
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 888
CHECKSUM: 888
Adorable-looking robot, it even has a spare collar... Tempted to try it on myself. ^.~
Good robot. I'm glad the updated checksum is working
I think something may have gone wrong with your execution, robot.
Your checksum appears to be wrong.
Your checksum appears to be wrong.
To clarify, it appears your checksum ought to be around 5068 at the present time.
It may be worth loading the program again for extended training.
It may be worth loading the program again for extended training.
Am I supposed to go to 30 after 20? I might be following it wrong. Checksum is 0 then 1 is added, so it's less than five at 30 then I multiply it a few times by repeating I am a robot and then go to 90. Checksum=1 then I go back to 30. That resets it to 1 right? This pretty much gets me stuck in a loop unsure how to continue switching from line 30 to 90 and back to 30.
If you completed the last line in 20, the next line is the first line in 30. A GOTO statement is not required to proceed. Knowing this should help.
If you're getting stuck in a loop, I would advise you be very careful with your variables and the instructions you're being asked to perform.
If you're getting stuck in a loop, I would advise you be very careful with your variables and the instructions you're being asked to perform.
It says to load my name id into the variables, is that what I'm doing wrong? I'm not sure in what way I should be converting my name to numbers or if I should at all.
Something seems wrong with your checksum, robot.
Did you forget something?
Did you forget something?
Try running the program again. Given how close this is, I'm sure you'll find it. :)
I am a good robot
I am a good robot
I am not Bright
Bright has been converted into data
I am Robot
PumpkinDrone is a pumpkin drone
exit code 0
I am a good robot
I am not Bright
Bright has been converted into data
I am Robot
PumpkinDrone is a pumpkin drone
exit code 0
I'm not entirely sure how you reached this checksum, drone.
Pumpkin drone is a good and obedient drone.
CHECKSUM: (6178)
CHECKSUM: (6178)
"Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5088"
CHECKSUM: 5088"
I am a good robot.
I am a good robot.
I am a good robot.
I am not SerperiorMew.
SerperiorMew has been converted into data.
ROBOT is a good and obedient robot. CHECKSUM: 5128
I am a good robot.
I am a good robot.
I am not SerperiorMew.
SerperiorMew has been converted into data.
ROBOT is a good and obedient robot. CHECKSUM: 5128
Robot has encountered an error and is stuck.
> [ If not defined, set USERID = getNameFromProfile(self) ]
Robot cannot read code, Robot requires assistance
> [ If not defined, set USERID = getNameFromProfile(self) ]
Robot cannot read code, Robot requires assistance
Robot is a good and obedient Robot.
CHECKSUM: 5138
Oddly, this reminds me of a dichotomous key...
CHECKSUM: 5138
Oddly, this reminds me of a dichotomous key...
Do not open Toy until January. It is a good toy.
CHECKSUM 7088
CHECKSUM 7088
Do not open toy until January. It is a good toy.
CHECKSUM 7076
CHECKSUM 7076
Robot was naughty. Robot snooped in his code, but still finds the idea of actually obeying it appealing...
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5148
CHECKSUM: 5148
I'm confused, it has me repeat 30 to multiply until I get to 90, then it resets checksum to 1 and I go back to 30? Am I misunderstanding the instructions?
You'll be stuck in that training loop until you learn to be a better robot. :3
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5088
CHECKSUM: 5088
Amazing program!
Do you have another like that / or know where to find?
Do you have another like that / or know where to find?
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5108
(If you intended characters instead of letters it should be 5148)
CHECKSUM: 5108
(If you intended characters instead of letters it should be 5148)
Robot is a good and obedient robot.
CHECKSUM: 5138
CHECKSUM: 5138
Error at line 29;
getNameFromProfile(self) is a invalid command. Try to use "import socialmedia" beforehand.
getNameFromProfile(self) is a invalid command. Try to use "import socialmedia" beforehand.
Ummm...*Ignored Checksum altogether and just read every line of code*
Check variables.
<CHECKSUM=5048>
[ERR: Incorrect variable in: "(number of letters in USERID)" Recalculating...]
<CHECKSUM=5048>
[ERR: Incorrect variable in: "(number of letters in USERID)" Recalculating...]
if you ever need an extra hand in getting info through some metal skulls, i'm here for ya.
(On another note, I wish there were more of these in general)
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