Neet"s... I don"t know if it"s a dimension or something or whatever, but Neet"s place is an infinite cubicle maze that seems to go on forever in any direction with walls and floors getting a little weird from time to time. Discarded papers with nothing on them, snack machines with food you"re sure was recalled for illegal doses of flavoring and such. Photocopiers that don"t work, computers that are from the 80s, some dilapidation in places. Empty employee lounges. Doors that lead to other places in the endless fuckery that is the Neetscape.

Neet always know where anything is, and can immediately zero in on you if you get lost. He"ll take you to one of the no-doubt-countless lounge areas to sit down or something.

You can"t enter, or leave, without his direct involvement. Don"t worry, he"s nice.

Bring a sleeping bag if he invites you for a sleepover. He"ll get you proper food if you like. All the video games you could ever play.

By my good friend Hydroxian