"Who's this dork, huh? Have you ever seen 'em around here before? They don't look half bad, really. Kinda flabby, but, no one looks as good as you do, girl. You know, they're probably even good for dinner, if you wanna go that route. It's been a while since you've had steak, hasn't it? Alright. You're doing this. Show 'em some tongue. Put that tail up! Sucker's gonna have no idea what hit them"

Valerie Kendall, a lithe and wily gym-goer, tries her best to lure you in! Can you resist? (Hint: you probably should. She's just gonna use you.)

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