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"Who are you?"
"I'm Fekkri motherfucking Talot, and I know who you are, Ronvag."
"While you've been growing fat and lazy on the backs of others, I've been busy."
"I wear the skin of dragons like a trophy, and in a few minutes, I'll wear you, too."
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"Who are you?"
"I'm Fekkri motherfucking Talot, and I know who you are, Ronvag."
"While you've been growing fat and lazy on the backs of others, I've been busy."
"I wear the skin of dragons like a trophy, and in a few minutes, I'll wear you, too."
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"Hey Fekkri, I got us some mutton from the... GOD DAMMIT CAT!?! Let me see that...
...what the fuck! I told you no bladed weapons on this thing. Took me the whole fuckin' morning to sew this thing together. Let me see that... come on man, you got it in like, three places. I gotta stitch up three different fuckin' tears before we can use this. It's not even a clean cut and... aw, dude, did you have to get the ear? I did that just for you. No, no, I don't wanna hear it, eat your fuckin' stew, I'll patch this thing up.
Just maybe, maybe pick a day where our Cleric is around to pull shit like this? Or y'know, ask for me to put together a wooden dummy?"
...what the fuck! I told you no bladed weapons on this thing. Took me the whole fuckin' morning to sew this thing together. Let me see that... come on man, you got it in like, three places. I gotta stitch up three different fuckin' tears before we can use this. It's not even a clean cut and... aw, dude, did you have to get the ear? I did that just for you. No, no, I don't wanna hear it, eat your fuckin' stew, I'll patch this thing up.
Just maybe, maybe pick a day where our Cleric is around to pull shit like this? Or y'know, ask for me to put together a wooden dummy?"
Good job on murdernating that guy with finesse. I just wouldn't wear him out in public, you might get a few side-eyes
"Woah, you tore that guy a new cunt, Shadowcat!"
Inner Zarissa roils from such language.
Inner Zarissa roils from such language.
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