This is when I was still addicted to coffee/caffeine. I don't feel a damn difference since then.
I JUST WANNA MAKE A POINT KIDDIES: THERE ARE TWO "YAGI B'S": 1), The kind that wears pink and is gay and fucks dudes without condoms and smokes drugs, and 2) An actual accurate representation of me, who is also a faggot. This pic you see right here, along with this shit:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26383691/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26097720/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26931840/ With clothes that cover the shoulder, and don't involve an exaggerated amount of dick in my ass, is the REAL Yagi B. Boring and plain. Sorry if I sound angry, I'm actually pretty chill lol I'm like Sam Jackson; THIS IS THE WAY I TALK, YOU NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES???
The FAKE "me" is the SEXY one, the wish fulfillment I use to put myself into a fetish character, to FUCK and FUCK and FUUUUUCK. Luckily for you, the "PINK" Yagi is the one you're gonna see more, sucking dicks and taking it like a champ. Because horse cocks don't exist in real life (on dudes). Just thought I'd tell ya.
I'm also a whole lot more open and chill about my identity as a freak, which is cool. I'm just not gonna tell anyone irl. If you've actually read this neurotic spiel of an essay, thanks you.
(*sarcasm alert) "Pink" Yagi is in my commission folder, where I pay people to do my dirty work, while i fill my portfolio with my own stuff like "Coffee baa baa" (Machiavelli, look it up)
Here's me being a slut/manwhore/dick-politician:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26958055/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26951832/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26975938/
I JUST WANNA MAKE A POINT KIDDIES: THERE ARE TWO "YAGI B'S": 1), The kind that wears pink and is gay and fucks dudes without condoms and smokes drugs, and 2) An actual accurate representation of me, who is also a faggot. This pic you see right here, along with this shit:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26383691/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26097720/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26931840/ With clothes that cover the shoulder, and don't involve an exaggerated amount of dick in my ass, is the REAL Yagi B. Boring and plain. Sorry if I sound angry, I'm actually pretty chill lol I'm like Sam Jackson; THIS IS THE WAY I TALK, YOU NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES???
The FAKE "me" is the SEXY one, the wish fulfillment I use to put myself into a fetish character, to FUCK and FUCK and FUUUUUCK. Luckily for you, the "PINK" Yagi is the one you're gonna see more, sucking dicks and taking it like a champ. Because horse cocks don't exist in real life (on dudes). Just thought I'd tell ya.
I'm also a whole lot more open and chill about my identity as a freak, which is cool. I'm just not gonna tell anyone irl. If you've actually read this neurotic spiel of an essay, thanks you.
(*sarcasm alert) "Pink" Yagi is in my commission folder, where I pay people to do my dirty work, while i fill my portfolio with my own stuff like "Coffee baa baa" (Machiavelli, look it up)
Here's me being a slut/manwhore/dick-politician:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26958055/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26951832/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26975938/
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I try as hard as I can not to be pretentious, but i think that's self-fulfilling lol.
The struggle here is, do you want an actual AVATAR, or do you want a FANTASY? You can't have both. But I try to have my cake and eat it, too. :( And some tin cans on the side while I'm at it.
The struggle here is, do you want an actual AVATAR, or do you want a FANTASY? You can't have both. But I try to have my cake and eat it, too. :( And some tin cans on the side while I'm at it.
Hello, 2 years later. This is real life me speaking, and I regret to inform I have taken 3 loads up the ass by 3 different people in one night, therefore circumventing the circle. The line between fantasy and reality has become blurred, and the goats avatar has fallen into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This is a humble brag, thank you. Check out my twitter AD (ask in PM’s)
This is a humble brag, thank you. Check out my twitter AD (ask in PM’s)
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