i made this ridiculous tag yourself meme out of my partner's and my system members
some of these are exaggerated but most of them are 100% true

here's them all typed out in case you can't read the image text:

nehhhh
has never seen a hairbrush
cries if u kill spiders
refers to inanimate objects as "friends"
eats frozen food without cooking it

vapecon 2k16
dies at least once per day
too many teeth but not even scary
tries a lot
has probably drooled on your things

space cadet
nice but will still bite u
has 1000 dogs
lives in perpetual darkness
Bad Boy ™ but not really

jello
an adult but looks 10
possessed but ok with it
literally cannot break a law
best friends with everyone

waffle
won't stop playing overwatch
eats 2.7 pounds of reese's daily
too pure for this world

fish fry
shitty pun master
magic probably
hasn't slept for 15 years
eats salt

tumblr anon
thinks he's dangerous
is not dangerous
will pick a fight with anything that moves
edgy internet teen

duster
does too many chores
pretends not to cry but cries a lot
Buff
god is not real

leg ear
feels nothing
doesn't understand silverware
screams if music plays
tries to move things with their mind

tim
awful murder baby
no redeeming qualities
that's it

Mr. Dad
don't make him turn this car around
seriously he will do it
steals your recipes
listens to glass animals on repeat

sniffles
only talks to dogs
cries about things from 10 years ago
lives under a sink
who's a good girl? is it her?? (yes)

mini
literally 5 years old
vibrates 24 hours a day
will cuddle u whether u want it or not
lives on milk and cookies

$$D D#*#&^_#$
gets distracted by graffiti
only communicates through pictionary
has a playlist of TV static
sleeps with their eyes open

sumo
extreme multitasker
eats weed for breakfast
cooks fancy meals even if ur not hungry
actually enjoys school

pear wiggler
insects piloting a person suit
rude but doesn't feel bad about it
thinks they're better than u