who the fuck does she think she is
he's all minding his own damn business and shes acting like a douche shooting at him and fuck.
he's all minding his own damn business and shes acting like a douche shooting at him and fuck.
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he's safe.
her aiming is too horrible to come close to his awesome.
her aiming is too horrible to come close to his awesome.
Lol, she doesn't know that missiles or super-missiles are useless against the croissant bug ! XD
super missiles and screw attack are only things that can harm him.
samus' aim sucks horribly so hes gonna be good. unless she freezes him, then shes just a jerk.
samus' aim sucks horribly so hes gonna be good. unless she freezes him, then shes just a jerk.
Float away faster!
Oh shit there's a wall up ahead, he's gonna have to turn around right into her line of fire D:
Oh shit there's a wall up ahead, he's gonna have to turn around right into her line of fire D:
she could have just froze him....and used him as a stepping stone. shes being a jerk this time. i get the hint she likes doing this.
Samus has a sick sense of humor
then again can you blame her? stuck down in some rocky caverns, a cannon for an arm, and all of these obnoxious monsters moving in set patterns?
The woman must be driven mad
then again can you blame her? stuck down in some rocky caverns, a cannon for an arm, and all of these obnoxious monsters moving in set patterns?
The woman must be driven mad
i mean she doesnt have to be in said rocky caverns.
shes in it for the money and her pimped out monster suit that can make her roll into a ball no more than 2ft tall.
she must fuck like a tiger.
shes in it for the money and her pimped out monster suit that can make her roll into a ball no more than 2ft tall.
she must fuck like a tiger.
You know, I'm not sure if I should be scared, or aroused at that last comment
you could be both.
have the best of both worlds.
holy shit, that must be euphoric.
have the best of both worlds.
holy shit, that must be euphoric.
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