Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it"s pingers then you are most likely dead.
In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Horse
Gender Any
Size 700 x 575px
File Size 143.5 kB
This is hilarious.. I never knew unicorns were so complex and deadly (but I always suspected....) XD
haahh eye sac
i saw some of your uni pics on LJ, definite LOL over here
i saw some of your uni pics on LJ, definite LOL over here
There's one thing about unicorns I never understood. How do they convert the wizards they eat into rainbows?
So I suppose the old 'fork in the eye' standby wouldn't work...
As soon as I saw that eye sac I lol'd so hard I had to fave this.
P.S. Anal spinnerets are also 100% hilarity.
P.S. Anal spinnerets are also 100% hilarity.
You had me at thorax.
I've so much love for this, it's amazing I can still spell.
I've so much love for this, it's amazing I can still spell.
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
... *FAINTS*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
... *FAINTS*
I think my brain just died, and so my heart raped it with a spoon and it came on my eyes.
Holy shit
Holy shit
WTf girls are thinking when they get moist for these hideous critters =3
Swear to God I never want to see what it does with it's anal spinnerets!
Oh dear gods... genius... I think the Anal Spinnerets got me the worst. Do they have book lungs, then? XD
Fantasie Anatomie Virgines: Beware All Ye Who Entere.
This cracked me up. As parody and social commentary, it's genius.
This cracked me up. As parody and social commentary, it's genius.
To quote Strongbad: That... was a little weird... and my brain just threw up.
I never thought I'd hear the words spoken "Wildly flailing bile duct."
This ruined all my fantasies (not like that!) about unicorns ever. Now I'll never be able to look at them without thinking about... anal spinnerets...
HELP! I can't stop laughing!
You're twisted in the most awesome way.
You're twisted in the most awesome way.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:E
:E
Dwarf Fortress players would love this. Unicorns used to be horrifyingly strong, as well as openly hostile to any dwarves that approached. They aren't as infamous as DF elephants are, but it's still one of those things that make DF distinguished IMO - so-called "peaceful" regions are infested with the bastards, and it's common to want to kill them off so that they won't hurt incoming migrants.
Next version should make it possible to actually make your version of the beast o.o Including internal organs, poisons, web-making, etc. In fact I'd like very much to do so, with your permission (unless you want to yourself? o.o) I'd give you credit! It would be epic
Next version should make it possible to actually make your version of the beast o.o Including internal organs, poisons, web-making, etc. In fact I'd like very much to do so, with your permission (unless you want to yourself? o.o) I'd give you credit! It would be epic
SEE! I KNEW they spit poison and spun webs, but did anyone want to believe me? No :C
A hermaphrodite spider-ant unicorn; that's beyond creative lol
This, sir, is epic! P.S. Curse 'dem pingers!
Remember kids, what you didn'tknow about unicorns could one day save your life!
Remember kids, what you didn'tknow about unicorns could one day save your life!
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