spectrafox and I were talking the other day and she called me a silly bunny....as everyone does sooner or later. Anyway, soon the subject became whther or not there is such a thing as a 'silly gene' for rabbits. When I told her I intended to have Ingen test my blood because I thought her results would be biased, she told me her last encounter with them left her with a baby dragon that grew into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Well.....one thing led to another and Spectra offered to draw me a Lapinosaurus Rex, whom you see here. What she described as "The feared alpha predator of prehistoric gardens". That look on her face means she just found a nice patch of pre-carrots!
This delightful picture is a present from the ever so sweet spectrafox and is © to her. Thanks a million Spectra!!! You really helped me out with this present at a time when I was a bit down. <3
Lianeasaurus Rex is the Gggggggggggggggggggggreat Grandmother of that trouble mking rabbit we all know so well, Liane.
This delightful picture is a present from the ever so sweet spectrafox and is © to her. Thanks a million Spectra!!! You really helped me out with this present at a time when I was a bit down. <3
Lianeasaurus Rex is the Gggggggggggggggggggggreat Grandmother of that trouble mking rabbit we all know so well, Liane.
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*Scribbles*
Never... call.. silly... Prove... wrong....
There are in fact several 'silly genes' for rabbits. How silly they are exactly is a matter of opinion however. EnF6 for example causes them to be unable to walk properly so they tend to flop about and bump into things. Another, GABAAγ2(R43Q) causes them to have 'adorable' seizures and chase their own tails endlessly till hey collapse fro exhaustion.
Also, shouldn't it be called a Tyranolepus Reg? (Translating to Tyrant Queen of the rabbits.)
Never... call.. silly... Prove... wrong....
There are in fact several 'silly genes' for rabbits. How silly they are exactly is a matter of opinion however. EnF6 for example causes them to be unable to walk properly so they tend to flop about and bump into things. Another, GABAAγ2(R43Q) causes them to have 'adorable' seizures and chase their own tails endlessly till hey collapse fro exhaustion.
Also, shouldn't it be called a Tyranolepus Reg? (Translating to Tyrant Queen of the rabbits.)
Oh....go set your gopher traps and quit quibbling. One year of junior college and what an annoying farmer YOU turned out to be.
What can I say? My mentor was Tom Green.
But dammit! One day I WILL get that gopher! I got piglet, rabbit and even kanga, and I'll get him!
But dammit! One day I WILL get that gopher! I got piglet, rabbit and even kanga, and I'll get him!
But you'll never know when Tigger is about to land on your back. You'll never catch him!
You might also note that Rabbit, who in the book is a live rabbit, is also beyond your meager abilities. And forever will be!! *gives you a bronx cheer*
You might also note that Rabbit, who in the book is a live rabbit, is also beyond your meager abilities. And forever will be!! *gives you a bronx cheer*
Aaah Fangs, poor fangs. Poor ignorant, misinformed, lopsided Fangs.
You fail to realize that me and Tigger are, and always have been, on the same side. Have you not seen how he spreads misery to the other characters, especially rabbit? His constant pounces, tackles and ruinings of gardens? Together we have broken that bunny, crushed his spirits and will to live.
I will not need even half of my abilities to get him, he will welcome the end.
You fail to realize that me and Tigger are, and always have been, on the same side. Have you not seen how he spreads misery to the other characters, especially rabbit? His constant pounces, tackles and ruinings of gardens? Together we have broken that bunny, crushed his spirits and will to live.
I will not need even half of my abilities to get him, he will welcome the end.
You should see your shrink. You are living in a world of your own desires, having no basis in the actual truth. Poor thing. Want bunny to help you find the way?
Remember 'Through the looking Glass'? You have just entered........*eerie ding-ding-ding-ding-.....ding-ding-ding-ding music* THE TWILIGHT ZONE (bum-bum-bum-BBUUUUMMMMMM)
Dammit Twilight! Get out of Fangs's mirror! You should be in Canterlot!
You heard it backwards, like most of your information. You can keep a good pony up for hours. With a feather, a patient handler and a bottle of 'mare in heat' scent.
Silly Fangs! That's not how you make bucks, you need deer (Or maybe rabbits) for that!
The bucks I make are sppendable not fuckable. You are so out of it. Who do you get to dress you in the morning? Certainly you aren't up to it yourself!
It's all matted hair and assorted garbage.
We grouches like tradition.
We grouches like tradition.
The fact you live in a garbage can SHOULD have been my first clue. But as usual, I'm cluless.
Oh no; I used to have a nice house. My buddy Mr Madoff bought it for me, but then things kinda went south...
WAAAAAY south. How do you think I got this nice gig living on the beach in Mexico selling sea shells to tourists?
So you're selling seashells by the seashore?
Well you'd watch that upcomming marriage of yours; if you divorce you'll be a Fang's ex. But if you're a CEO when you retire, you'll be an ex Fang's Exec. Of course your ex-partners will be an ex Fang's exec's ex. If you rejoin the relationship in time, you'd be an ex ex Fang's exec. When you remarry, your partners will be an ex ex Fang's exec's ex.
Well you'd watch that upcomming marriage of yours; if you divorce you'll be a Fang's ex. But if you're a CEO when you retire, you'll be an ex Fang's Exec. Of course your ex-partners will be an ex Fang's exec's ex. If you rejoin the relationship in time, you'd be an ex ex Fang's exec. When you remarry, your partners will be an ex ex Fang's exec's ex.
That's one hell of a lot of 'ex'es without once saying sex! I am agape at your restraint!!
Yes indeed, this control collar is a wonderful restraint, and for less than $50 too!
Yeah, what can you say? America's been very interested in our farm products of late, cattle prods, electric fences, tail dockers, castration equipment. Must be a real beef boom over there.
That and all the sugar. And supersizing. And lack of self control. And poor self image to begin with and about a hundred juillion other things I could point out but you already know.
Aaah but say, Italy has a lot of those things too and they're not nearly so fat. No, it must be the prisoner eating that pushes them over the edge.
But in Italy everyone is sexy and has sex all day long to burn off the calories. here we just sit at our computers and play war games.
They also live with their parents and grandparents and have organized crime to get them everything. Have you ever seen the Italian cartoon 'The Great Don't Want'? (Well that's the English translation anyway, I think it'd probably sound better in Italian, but what would I know?)
Blast, can't find it, but youtube has a wonderfully similar cartoon from Russia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdlDvyT_SJA (It's like they knew about furries before the internet was even a thing!)
Also, thanks for the look. *Reverses engineers look and sells it tot he Chinese*
Also, thanks for the look. *Reverses engineers look and sells it tot he Chinese*
Pretty good cartoon. I was afraid he'd end up in Amerian.
They were all born with that look. How you gonna sell it?
They were all born with that look. How you gonna sell it?
To Americans, they buy anything. I'll tell 'em it's antioxidant or something.
(And I love Russian cartoons; they tend to be free from America's need for happy endings. This one: v for example teaches the lesson that now matter how gifted and cooperative you are, you just can't beat firearms. (Skip to the end if you're lazy.))
(And I love Russian cartoons; they tend to be free from America's need for happy endings. This one: v for example teaches the lesson that now matter how gifted and cooperative you are, you just can't beat firearms. (Skip to the end if you're lazy.))
The end of the one you haven't sent me the link to yet.....or what?
It's an invisible link! The newest thing in subterfuge. Not even the FBI can see the stuff I send you. Of course neither can you, but we must all make sacrifices when we run a giraffe porn empire. Here's the link in cruddy, normal format: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPrJVNZJ67M But be careful now, the CIA will know you watched it!
I wish I read Russian. Those signs would have helped me understand stuff I'm sure.
I thought we'd agreed not to mention 'long-necks' by name online. Doofus!
But anyway you know the CIA watches all us furries anyway. Especially if you happen to watch or have anything to do with karno !!!!
I thought we'd agreed not to mention 'long-necks' by name online. Doofus!
But anyway you know the CIA watches all us furries anyway. Especially if you happen to watch or have anything to do with karno !!!!
Well there's not too much to read; they're Russian animals trying to get to the Ukraine border where they'll be safe from Russian hunters. (This is not due to independence but regulations.) They get there, there is celebration, then there's a sign saying you can hut in Ukraine too. ('cause Russia.) This is why it's called 'The Last Hare' (Screw u wolves!); it is a story about hunting all animals to death and how that shouldn't be done. That's why it has a good wolf in it while most of the last 50 years of cartoons had only bad wolves.
Doofus wasn't a long neck; he was a three horn. Haven't you watched your LBT movies?
I told you Fangs, I TOLD you! 'Freedom' is not a valid legal defense, especially when you and a few 'friends' have bombed a government facility!
Doofus wasn't a long neck; he was a three horn. Haven't you watched your LBT movies?
I told you Fangs, I TOLD you! 'Freedom' is not a valid legal defense, especially when you and a few 'friends' have bombed a government facility!
TMI....alll the time TMI!!! I'm gonna start reading only every 3rd word to make it more the length of my attention span.
'Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose' Janis Joplin 1960 or 70 something.
'Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose' Janis Joplin 1960 or 70 something.
Fangs, your attention span is astounding. Everyone keeps telling me you use the withdrawal method of contraception and I have to tell them that no, you got bored and left halfway through.
'Freedom ultimately means freedom to suffer the consequences' Terry Pratchett 1998.
'Freedom ultimately means freedom to suffer the consequences' Terry Pratchett 1998.
Anything Terry says is golden, so I'll go with that!
Halfway through for a rabbit is far enough. If we finish there are useally dire results. Like pregnancy. (unless we're 'riding a bull' as the saying goes)
Halfway through for a rabbit is far enough. If we finish there are useally dire results. Like pregnancy. (unless we're 'riding a bull' as the saying goes)
Wait... what saying is that?
Also you should do your bit to grow the rabbit economy; it needs lots of young buns to work and buy stuff.
Also you should do your bit to grow the rabbit economy; it needs lots of young buns to work and buy stuff.
So the 16 or so I've either borne or was the 'male' parent of don't count?
For a rabbit? hell no! That's like winning 5 cents in the lottery. Winger's bunnies make that many during a busy day at the office!
#1 you're full of shit. That's a very reasonable amount of procreation.
#2 even more so because my offspring aren't just your generic 'bunnies'. They are high quality, clean gene'd, purebreds and hybrids the like of which you couldn't find anywhere else in the galaxy, nor at any price.
(so there)
#2 even more so because my offspring aren't just your generic 'bunnies'. They are high quality, clean gene'd, purebreds and hybrids the like of which you couldn't find anywhere else in the galaxy, nor at any price.
(so there)
Tsk! Uppeclassmen! You're being outbred by the poor and immigrants! Do you know what will happen if this keeps up? Your whole city will become a Muslims only zone and you'll have to wear a collar!
No, that's happening to humans. We rabbits take matters into our own claws and fangs and keep the proportions here they belong.
Aaaah, you follow the idea of A Modest Proposal? But isn't that a heartless, cruel, vicious, nay evil thing to d-
*Remembers who she's talking to*
*Remembers who she's talking to*
Mmmmn, but too young and they're all soft and crumbly; good as marrow sticks but not toothpicks.
Well no, you leave the cradles behind, they're hard to sell on. It's the babies you rob.
You aren't implying that I am practicing post-partum birth control, now are you?
Nope, I'm inferring it from the wriggling sack you're carrying.
And THAT internet commenters, is the difference between infer and imply.
*Rainbow appears*
The more you know!
And THAT internet commenters, is the difference between infer and imply.
*Rainbow appears*
The more you know!
I hope you don't expect any extra on your paycheck for teaching stuff like this to anybody bored enough to read our comments! You get paid for the normal 60/40 ratio of insults and compliments, and the occasional disposal people that bother me and THAT'S IT!!
Wait... teachers are paid? I thought they made a living by sucking chalk dust out of school carpets?
That stoppd years ago after the students ate all the carpeting. And drapes.
Well shoot! That's why I save and back up everything I have done for me. nothing ever gets lost that way. (thoough I have a few that are so bad i couldn't even post them. THEY could stand to go...but then again it'ss nice to look at their horrifyingly bad art every once in a while to help me appreciatte how good most artists I know are. ;3
Don't think you showed me that. Find it! It has to be somewhere, doesn't it?
Do you mean this picture? You naughty naughty thing!!!
https://www.deviantart.com/foxene/a.....abbit-43205596
https://www.deviantart.com/foxene/a.....abbit-43205596
I thought not, but I always liked that picture even though you really fucked over the poor bunny! I think it's funny as hell!
Yep, being an alicorn, Spectra knows these types of things!
Yep, you can tell she's Liane's ancestor. She's got that same mischievous glint in her eye, and that same irresistible cuteness that means I'd hug her all day long, ginormous teeth or no! (Heck, you know me! Ginormous teeth would just be a bonus!)
And she'd carry you around all day long, purring like the devil, if you'd just scratch her between the ears where those tiny front legs can't reach. And every time she tries with a hind leg....she falls ovr. Poor bunnysaurus!!
She'll also be glad to play predator/prey games with you featuring her big ol' fangies if you pretend to be a vegetable.
She'll also be glad to play predator/prey games with you featuring her big ol' fangies if you pretend to be a vegetable.
She's actually just constantly amazed at how big and beautiful it is.
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