Signing up to a new MMO, YOU know whats its like...
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Dear cats, that marketplace..... and all the stuff you need to hoard around with you.
Ugh, don't remind me. I am leveling a few crafting professions and all three gathering professions as I go. I never have enough bag space.
YES OMG
ESPECIALLY if it's actually been around for a while and is filled with endgamers. I feel tiny and powerless.
ESPECIALLY if it's actually been around for a while and is filled with endgamers. I feel tiny and powerless.
i never learn the lingo. I just rage at people who wanna use it then call me a noob when I don't understand them. I DIDNT SIGN UP TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE DAMMIT
hehehe you playing FF 14 ARR? XD
that's the feeling i got after reading this, like i was playing FF 14 again~
that's the feeling i got after reading this, like i was playing FF 14 again~
That's why you join with friends only.
Being a stranger on a MMO is the worst thing ever.
Being a stranger on a MMO is the worst thing ever.
Jeez c'mon flarts4blartz u fukken n00b gtfo the hc server if ur so n00b
Probably the best one was signing into Guild Wars for the first time and seeing,
"Obby in a week? That's fucked."
"Obby in a week? That's fucked."
I hear a lot of "Train Train?"
"Boar?"
"TRAIN"
"Choooo choooooooooooooooooo"
"Boar?"
"TRAIN"
"Choooo choooooooooooooooooo"
And I'm just in the trade chat all.
"WHY IS BABIES"
"Also where the fuck is the portal to blahlblahblah"
"WHY IS BABIES"
"Also where the fuck is the portal to blahlblahblah"
Mmmmwant to buy a pound of flesh mmmmmlooking to buy a pound of flesh 10k mmmmmmm
Step 1: Go to the chat settings (if you're perhaps talking about Elder Scrolls Online, there's a Gear icon on the chat window).
Step 2: Turn off /zone and /yell.
Enjoy. :V
Step 2: Turn off /zone and /yell.
Enjoy. :V
That looks so like FFXIV XD And just you wait, it gets worse when you get to 50 and enter Mor Dhona / Revenant's Toll for the first time ^^
Oh my fucking God why do I understand half of what you said
"SUMMON LEVEL 4 ALCHEMIST. PLEASE [LNKSHL, what even]
BRING PIE."
"SUMMON LEVEL 4 ALCHEMIST. PLEASE [LNKSHL, what even]
BRING PIE."
Summoner looking for alchemist. Please link (something).
I wanna say this is from my FF14 days.
I wanna say this is from my FF14 days.
Reminds me of the glory days of Barrens chat. The Crossroads is under attack, indeed. u_u *nods sagely*
OK so basically I was playing some game whose name escpaes me, and I was on a two-man dungeon team with some other guy. Let's call him Bob.
I was having a little difficulty figuring out what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing during the boss fight. Helpfully the other guy storms over and fucking whitewashes the chat.
Bob: OMG D00D HIT THE FUKKING EYE SWITCH W/ THE SoU THEN TURN AROUND AND SHOOT THE BIRD WITH EVISC. OMG R U RETARDED U DON'T DESERVE TO BE W/ ME GO BACK 2 NEW PLAYERS REALM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Me: Mate, I came here to defeat dungeons and monsters. If I wanted to learn a new fucking language I would go hire a professional you asswipe. If I wanted to be shouted at for being incompetent I would get HIM to do it, not punks like you who clearly think they're so much better than me, when in fact I have much better civility and manners and social etiquette than you.
Bob (after a little while): Fuck you [disconnects]
[I AM LEFT ON MY OWN IN A BOSS ROOM WITH NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING THERE.]
[I AM THEREFORE ANNIHILATED WITHIN SECONDS.]
I was having a little difficulty figuring out what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing during the boss fight. Helpfully the other guy storms over and fucking whitewashes the chat.
Bob: OMG D00D HIT THE FUKKING EYE SWITCH W/ THE SoU THEN TURN AROUND AND SHOOT THE BIRD WITH EVISC. OMG R U RETARDED U DON'T DESERVE TO BE W/ ME GO BACK 2 NEW PLAYERS REALM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Me: Mate, I came here to defeat dungeons and monsters. If I wanted to learn a new fucking language I would go hire a professional you asswipe. If I wanted to be shouted at for being incompetent I would get HIM to do it, not punks like you who clearly think they're so much better than me, when in fact I have much better civility and manners and social etiquette than you.
Bob (after a little while): Fuck you [disconnects]
[I AM LEFT ON MY OWN IN A BOSS ROOM WITH NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING THERE.]
[I AM THEREFORE ANNIHILATED WITHIN SECONDS.]
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