MWAHHH HAHAHAHA! Hello, there. You may know me very well as the uncompassionate, greedy, and horrible king of the koopas. Sometimes when I'm in my castle after a long day of causing trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom, I like to "get down" and party all night long. Then after a long nights rest, I start terrorizing again. I'll even sneak up on Spence every now and then, but only after I've eaten tons of meat and garlic just to let him know I'm behind him. You know, because of the strong and pungent odor that gets released from my breath and my pores as you see right here, haha! Then once he turns to look at me, I go up to him close enough to yell out a SMELLY ROAR which jumps him out of his skin! He's a brave soul I gotta admit, but once he's caught off guard, THAT'S when the scaring begins.
I am BOWSER. FEAR the KING OF THE KOOPAS. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU, buddy!